Vinegar Tits 606 Posted February 3, 2009 Concerned doctors fear secondary tumours may have developed in her bowel, kidneys and liver. No chance of her getting brain cancer, is there? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted February 4, 2009 Concerned doctors fear secondary tumours may have developed in her bowel, kidneys and liver. No chance of her getting brain cancer, is there? There isn't one there to infect with....(thought I'd just tap that one in, cheers VT!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dia de los Muertos 7 Posted February 4, 2009 Confirmed: cancer HAS spread to her liver, bowel and groin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted February 4, 2009 Confirmed: cancer HAS spread to her liver, bowel and groin. Oh well. Looks like she wasn't putting it on after all... Jade Goody for 2010. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted February 4, 2009 Confirmed: cancer HAS spread to her liver, bowel and groin. Oh well. Looks like she wasn't putting it on after all... Jade Goody for 2010. Let's hope she lasts the year out, so I can put her on my list for next year. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted February 4, 2009 My ex-boyfriend died of cancer, it started in his stomach, but once it hit his liver he was gone within about three months. I wish I'd picked her now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted February 4, 2009 My ex-boyfriend died of cancer, it started in his stomach, but once it hit his liver he was gone within about three months. I wish I'd picked her now. ditto. I thought she was bluffing it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Saint Peter 14 Posted February 4, 2009 It looks like Grim Reaper is now peeping from behind the curtains. If she survives '09 she will be a definite '10. My bet is '09, DL miss. Bugger!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ageless Immortal Giant 2 Posted February 4, 2009 If I do make a list, and she survives the year, then my 2010 list she will be on. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted February 4, 2009 My ex-boyfriend died of cancer, it started in his stomach, but once it hit his liver he was gone within about three months. I wish I'd picked her now. ditto. I thought she was bluffing it. No, I think Lard is telling the truth... I wish my ex would die of cancer.......... I don't mean that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted February 4, 2009 My ex-boyfriend died of cancer, it started in his stomach, but once it hit his liver he was gone within about three months. I wish I'd picked her now. ditto. I thought she was bluffing it. No, I think Lard is telling the truth... I wish my ex would die of cancer.......... I don't mean that. Mean. He was a nice ex, we parted on good terms (i.e., "I'm going to die and want to go and shag lots of girls before I do", "Fair enough!"). The current ex, however, can rot in a maggot-infested cesspit of his own excrement for all I care. Back to Jade, however - I don't think she'll last long enough for any of us to put her on the list next year, I think she's a goner, sooner than we think. Doesn't change the fact that I think she looks like an egg though. And a f*****g ugly one at that. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted February 4, 2009 My ex-boyfriend died of cancer, it started in his stomach, but once it hit his liver he was gone within about three months. I wish I'd picked her now. ditto. I thought she was bluffing it. No, I think Lard is telling the truth... blah blah I wish my ex would die of cancer..........etc I don't mean that. etc Mean. He was a nice ex, we parted on good terms (i.e., "I'm going to die and want to go and shag lots of girls before I do", "Fair enough!"). The current ex, however, can rot in a maggot-infested cesspit of his own excrement for all I care. Back to Jade, however - I don't think she'll last long enough for any of us to put her on the list next year, I think she's a goner, sooner than we think. Doesn't change the fact that I think she looks like an egg though. And a f*****g ugly one at that. That egg is soon to go off methinks... BTW the ex is the clue for Godot as to 30.09.98 mystery... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dia de los Muertos 7 Posted February 4, 2009 Did anybody see the documentary on Jade Goody in Sky Real Lives? Hey, no snarky comments, let's say I was doing... ahem... research. She has been given a 40% chance of survival... I wonder if she will be in next year's list... Far be it for me to say "I told you so" but... I told you so Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gunjaman5000 30 Posted February 5, 2009 Confirmed: cancer HAS spread to her liver, bowel and groin. The Mail's mods didn't approve of my post, the overly sensitive tossers. All I said was how trim she's looking and that it can't be all bad news. Can't be, can it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted February 5, 2009 Confirmed: cancer HAS spread to her liver, bowel and groin. The Mail's mods didn't approve of my post, the overly sensitive tossers. All I said was how trim she's looking and that it can't be all bad news. LOL, the celebrity liver diet. People are dying to try it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IKYWN 6 Posted February 5, 2009 Luckily I had the forethought to put the repulsive cave troll on my 09 list. I keep getting this awful recurring thought its going to have its death screened live on Channel 4 or sell the photo rights to Hello! magazine Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted February 5, 2009 I keep getting this awful recurring thought its going to have its death screened live on Channel 4 or sell the photo rights to Hello! magazine That would possibly be the funniest thing of 2009. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dia de los Muertos 7 Posted February 7, 2009 She had an emergency operation yesterday to remove a tumour in her bowel the size of a golf ball. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted February 7, 2009 I may be out of step here but isnt it just a little bit off to be gawping at the death throes of a young woman (under 30) who is clearly dying and terrified of doing so? A young girl who will leave her young Children to grow up without their mummy, and a Mother who will have to bury her own daughter. The Norman Wisdoms and Winehouses of Celebdom are there to be shot at, the aged and the self inflicted are fair game but this is one young girl, as thick and as hideous as she may be, who really doesnt deserve to have her corpse wanked over before she is cold in the ground. Its all rather sad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted February 7, 2009 I may be out of step here but isnt it just a little bit off to be gawping at the death throes of a young woman (under 30) who is clearly dying and terrified of doing so? A young girl who will leave her young Children to grow up without their mummy, and a Mother who will have to bury her own daughter. No. Shes a bitch. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted February 7, 2009 I may be out of step here but isnt it just a little bit off to be gawping at the death throes of a young woman (under 30) who is clearly dying and terrified of doing so? A young girl who will leave her young Children to grow up without their mummy, and a Mother who will have to bury her own daughter. No. Shes a bitch. She kind of leaves herself open to us 'wanking over her corpse' by constantly feeding the papers with every little detail of her illness and treatment. I think she would probably get more sympathy if she wasn't selling her soul to allcomers. Of course I feel some sorrow for her, but then, every single person on our deathlist either has children or parents that will have to bury them. Where do we draw the line? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cowboy Ronnie 78 Posted February 7, 2009 I may be out of step here but isnt it just a little bit off to be gawping at the death throes of a young woman (under 30) who is clearly dying and terrified of doing so? A young girl who will leave her young Children to grow up without their mummy, and a Mother who will have to bury her own daughter.The Norman Wisdoms and Winehouses of Celebdom are there to be shot at, the aged and the self inflicted are fair game but this is one young girl, as thick and as hideous as she may be, who really doesnt deserve to have her corpse wanked over before she is cold in the ground. Its all rather sad. She dug her own grave with the "Shilpa Poppadom" performance. Instead of gracefully appreciating the fame and fortune that the British public foolishly bestowed upon her, she just couldn't help showing what a nasty piece of work she is. LFN is right that she's thick as sh*t, but there are plenty of stupid people who go around without insulting a nation of a billion people on national TV. She pissed off the wrong gods, and not even Karma Chemotherapy will save her now. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted February 7, 2009 Well that f*****g told me, didnt it. Right, what are the odds that she doesnt see out February "Calling Armitage Shanks!!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted February 7, 2009 I think she's in big trouble, now that it's spread to the bowel. I don't think she'll last the year... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,903 Posted February 7, 2009 I may be out of step here but isnt it just a little bit off to be gawping at the death throes of a young woman (under 30) who is clearly dying and terrified of doing so? A young girl who will leave her young Children to grow up without their mummy, and a Mother who will have to bury her own daughter.The Norman Wisdoms and Winehouses of Celebdom are there to be shot at, the aged and the self inflicted are fair game but this is one young girl, as thick and as hideous as she may be, who really doesnt deserve to have her corpse wanked over before she is cold in the ground. Its all rather sad. I have a certain amount of sympathy for her, she's annoying as hell sure, but she's no Susan Atkins, and Atkins and other murderers aside, I wouldn't wish cancer on anyone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
