New Here And Just Saying Hello - 2009

[Canadian Paul 97]

Hello all,

 

Long, long, long time lurker, decided to take the plunge. Be gentle with me.

 

PB

 

Welcome. Don't listen to anyone who gives you crap.

 

That's shitty advice.

 

 

Welcome Paul Bearer to the land where sh*t is censored but shitty is not!

[And 0]

Hiya, I joined ages back and completely forgot I had... Then a posting about Margaret Thatcher possibly never dying on another forum reminded me about this place! I'll try and remember more often...

[jumpinjackflash22 0]

Heya.

I'm new XD

How are you all?

 

Is this like one of my local AA meetings, "I'm chase, and the last time I touched a drink was several hours agos" XD

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

Heya.

I'm new XD

How are you all?

 

Is this like one of my local AA meetings, "I'm chase, and the last time I touched a drink was several hours agos" XD

 

Hello. I could be being terribly thick here, but what does XD stand for?

[jumpinjackflash22 0]

It doesn't stand for anything!

It's like a smilie code It's just one that obviously didn't work..LOL!

[Tears of A Clown 0]

Morning all, I've been a follower of The Deathlist for the past couple of years but have only just registered.

[Rotten Ali 600]

Morning all, I've been a follower of The Deathlist for the past couple of years but have only just registered.

 

Well, hello there, welcome to this side of the Deathlist. Must say as you have 5 posts up on the threads already, then I think you should next attend to the various nice items like sorting out an avatar and building your info and sig details. Oh and a few trawls for new common cause info would be jolly good of you.

[888-333 12]

Hello, I'm new here I'm Just trying to settle in

[Paul Bearer 6,099]

Hello, I'm new here I'm Just trying to settle in

 

Welcome to DL 888-333.

 

This might sound stupid, but what does 888-333 mean?

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

Hello, I'm new here I'm Just trying to settle in

 

Welcome to DL 888-333.

 

This might sound stupid, but what does 888-333 mean?

It means £5 per minute ( your mobile operator may charge you more ) and a w*nk while listening to a 47 year old with boils and halitosis tell you that she is actually a 16 year old nymphomaniac virgin slut who really really wants it..........

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

Hello, I'm new here I'm Just trying to settle in

 

Welcome to DL 888-333.

 

This might sound stupid, but what does 888-333 mean?

It means £5 per minute ( your mobile operator may charge you more ) and a w*nk while listening to a 47 year old with boils and halitosis tell you that she is actually a 16 year old nymphomaniac virgin slut who really really wants it..........

 

He clearly chose his username by looking at your itemised phone bill

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

Hello, I'm new here I'm Just trying to settle in

 

Welcome to DL 888-333.

 

This might sound stupid, but what does 888-333 mean?

It means £5 per minute ( your mobile operator may charge you more ) and a w*nk while listening to a 47 year old with boils and halitosis tell you that she is actually a 16 year old nymphomaniac virgin slut who really really wants it..........

 

He clearly chose his username by looking at your itemised phone bill

Impossible!!

At the mo,I couldnt even get a semi to get a couple of fingers round let alone a whole hands worth.........

Thats "I cant be arsed" for you.

Im more likely to ring the Samaritans than a Sex Line.

[wasnotgod 0]

Hola

 

New here, just got bored of mates on faceache spouting on about Les Paul and found here, so ummm hellooo

[Paul Bearer 6,099]

Hola

 

New here, just got bored of mates on faceache spouting on about Les Paul and found here, so ummm hellooo

 

 

Hellooo back!

[maryportfuncity 10,639]

Hola

 

New here, just got bored of mates on faceache spouting on about Les Paul and found here, so ummm hellooo

 

Hello back, we spout on about loads of people other than Les Paul.

[time 8,586]

Hello, I'm new here I'm Just trying to settle in

 

Welcome to DL 888-333.

 

This might sound stupid, but what does 888-333 mean?

 

 

I've come to the conclusion that its either:

 

a cunning reference to his physical and mental ages,

 

or,

 

its purely a coincidental collection of characters resulting in something appearing meaningful produced by a cat wandering across the keyboard, in much the same way as cats call the emergency services like so.

 

Or his initials are HC.

[jumpinjackflash22 0]

Woo. Got an Avatar!

[Elle-Capitan 0]

Morning,

 

Newbie here so please be nice.

 

I found this site way back but have only just decided to sign up.

 

Looking forward to a bit of banter...So i hope you cheery lot can oblige!

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

Morning,

 

Newbie here so please be nice.

 

I found this site way back but have only just decided to sign up.

 

Looking forward to a bit of banter...So i hope you cheery lot can oblige!

 

 

If any of the mods happen to investigate and notice anything fishy, Elle-Crapitan is someone who works in my office and has infiltrated my private social life and gate-crashed DL. She has no friends.

[Elle-Capitan 0]

Morning,

 

Newbie here so please be nice.

 

I found this site way back but have only just decided to sign up.

 

Looking forward to a bit of banter...So i hope you cheery lot can oblige!

 

 

If any of the mods happen to investigate and notice anything fishy, Elle-Crapitan is someone who works in my office and has infiltrated my private social life and gate-crashed DL. She has no friends.

 

I'm sorry - Do i know you Lard Bazaar???

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

Morning,

 

Newbie here so please be nice.

 

I found this site way back but have only just decided to sign up.

 

Looking forward to a bit of banter...So i hope you cheery lot can oblige!

Cheery? Cheery!!!

Have you not met Windsor yet?

[Elle-Capitan 0]

Morning,

 

Newbie here so please be nice.

 

I found this site way back but have only just decided to sign up.

 

Looking forward to a bit of banter...So i hope you cheery lot can oblige!

Cheery? Cheery!!!

Have you not met Windsor yet?

 

'fraid not - Am i in for a barrell of larfs when i eventually do???

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

Morning,

 

Newbie here so please be nice.

 

I found this site way back but have only just decided to sign up.

 

Looking forward to a bit of banter...So i hope you cheery lot can oblige!

Cheery? Cheery!!!

Have you not met Windsor yet?

 

'fraid not - Am i in for a barrell of larfs when i eventually do???

 

Windsor is an absolute darling - Blowie is just sore because his taxes pay for Windsor to dick about like a student.

[muppetofdeath 0]

Hello - after a few years of regularly visiting this forum I thought I better register and say hello!

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

Morning,

 

Newbie here so please be nice.

 

I found this site way back but have only just decided to sign up.

 

Looking forward to a bit of banter...So i hope you cheery lot can oblige!

Cheery? Cheery!!!

Have you not met Windsor yet?

 

'fraid not - Am i in for a barrell of larfs when i eventually do???

Room 101, 203 posts and counting....not that he complains much

Closely following on 148 is our Queen of Industrial language, Lardy.

Need I say more?