Nell Gwyn 0 Posted March 7, 2009 May the 7th is my guess. I don't think she will die as soon as they say she will. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted March 7, 2009 We now have two threads about her now, are any of you lot Max Clifford in disguise? Can we try to keep the sweepstake dates on this thread and post other stuff here? Ta r u saying brave jade dont deserve 2 threads, u scum, u deserv to die from aids, poor jade i luv her and her beautiful boys, angles in heaven xxxxxx Sorry. Would they be East Angles? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted March 7, 2009 We now have two threads about her now, are any of you lot Max Clifford in disguise? Can we try to keep the sweepstake dates on this thread and post other stuff here? Ta r u saying brave jade dont deserve 2 threads, u scum, u deserv to die from aids, poor jade i luv her and her beautiful boys, angles in heaven xxxxxx Sorry. Would they be East Angles? is that sumware foren then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Vinegar Tits 606 Posted March 7, 2009 I might go and troll on DS - see how long I last before I get banned Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted March 7, 2009 I might go and troll on DS - see how long I last before I get banned I already am, have had one warning so far. All because I called someone thick. They're so goddamn sensitive over there. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted March 7, 2009 I might go and troll on DS - see how long I last before I get banned I already am, have had one warning so far. All because I called someone thick. They're so goddamn sensitive over there. Just had a closer look at that site, there are many posters there that put our esteemed mpfc to shame and within less time. Some having post counts in the tens of thousands is sheer dedication. How do they find time for their weak lemon drink? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
gerryatric 0 Posted March 7, 2009 May the forth be with her! 4/5/09 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady_Fiona 0 Posted March 7, 2009 Can i have 26th March please. Only if you give us your paw. Will this do? http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/comm...ack_Paw.svg.png Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BCAlum2000 42 Posted March 8, 2009 Put down March 20, 2009 as the date Jade Goody goes to Heaven (or Hell) for me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted March 8, 2009 Put down March 20, 2009 as the date Jade Goody goes to Heaven (or Hell) for me. Is it too late to pick the day she was conceived? I know it makes no sense, I'd just prefer it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted March 8, 2009 Im concerned. Its all well and good having a sweepstake but how will we actually know that she is dead? Will Max pretend that she is still alive but have her stashed away in a local morgue under a Jane Doe so that he can still bring in the pennies? How will the Doctors know that she really, really is dead? If they did a Brain stem cell test it would only show that her Brain has ceased to function but it never has, has it. Heart? She hasnt got one to test, surely! If she did she wouildnt have put her kids through this f*****g Circus. Breathing? Could that just be deeply shallow like herself? Couldnt the Doctors miss it? No, we need a spy, somebody who will be able to offer conclusive proof of her demise. Until then...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted March 8, 2009 Im concerned.Its all well and good having a sweepstake but how will we actually know that she is dead? Will Max pretend that she is still alive but have her stashed away in a local morgue under a Jane Doe so that he can still bring in the pennies? How will the Doctors know that she really, really is dead? If they did a Brain stem cell test it would only show that her Brain has ceased to function but it never has, has it. Heart? She hasnt got one to test, surely! If she did she wouildnt have put her kids through this f*****g Circus. Breathing? Could that just be deeply shallow like herself? Couldnt the Doctors miss it? No, we need a spy, somebody who will be able to offer conclusive proof of her demise. Until then...... You seem to forget that some of our good friends over on the Digital Spy site know everything about Jade, they must do to be able to comment on her situation minute by minute with such authority on her current condition - as soon as she takes her last breath, that site will go into absolute meltdown with 'RIP brave jade' threads, and each one of them will claim to know it's true because their aunt/sister/hairdresser's gynaecologist works at the hospital and told them the news first. Fear not, Blowy, we will know. And it will be April 24. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted March 8, 2009 Thank you Lardy, thats a great comfort to know that the cream of the UKs Rectum crumbs are there in our time of need to know. Its going to be the 11th, this week, I tell thee. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted March 8, 2009 Thank you Lardy, thats a great comfort to know that the cream of the UKs Rectum crumbs are there in our time of need to know.Its going to be the 11th, this week, I tell thee. Now, now, we've had a couple of new members join us here from over there. Keep it friendly! Just because it's a celebrity gossip site, doesn't mean they're all dunces - I should know, I've been on it most of today, purely for research purposes obviously. So easy to wind up though, all you gotta say is Michael Jackson is a freak, or Jade is a racist, and you're guaranteed fun and frolics from the Illiterati for the rest of the day! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted March 8, 2009 Its all well and good having a sweepstake but how will we actually know that she is dead? I shall get my faithful manservant, the Prime Minister of Belgium, to pronounce her time of death shortly after I administer a sharp tap on the wooden stake. I forget the last thread where he was required to perform the same service, but it's on DL somewhere. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eejit 9 Posted March 8, 2009 Which one of you feckers have been trying to increase your chances? Jade confronted by hammer woman in hospital "Jade Goody has been confronted in her hospital bed by a woman armed with a hammer. The intruder walked into the terminally ill reality TV star's room at the Royal Marsden Hospital in London, her spokesman Max Clifford said. Her husband Jack Tweed had been visiting but had left her side for a few moments. Clifford said: "Jack had been with her for a few hours and had gone to get a cup of tea in the canteen when this happened. "She woke up to find this woman leaning over her. "She was not hurt but was very shaken up as you can imagine." Police confirmed the woman has been arrested over the incident. A spokesman for the Metropolitan Police said: "We can confirm that police were called to the Royal Marsden Hospital Sunday afternoon by security to reports of an unknown woman being in a patient's room. "Officers attended and a 41-year-old woman was searched and found in possession of a hammer and was arrested for possession of an offensive weapon and taken into custody at a west London police station where she remains in custody." Security has been tightened around Jade's room as a result, Mr Clifford said." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted March 8, 2009 Which one of you feckers have been trying to increase your chances? Jade confronted by hammer woman in hospital "Jade Goody has been confronted in her hospital bed by a woman armed with a hammer. The intruder walked into the terminally ill reality TV star's room at the Royal Marsden Hospital in London, her spokesman Max Clifford said. Her husband Jack Tweed had been visiting but had left her side for a few moments. Clifford said: "Jack had been with her for a few hours and had gone to get a cup of tea in the canteen when this happened. "She woke up to find this woman leaning over her. "She was not hurt but was very shaken up as you can imagine." Police confirmed the woman has been arrested over the incident. A spokesman for the Metropolitan Police said: "We can confirm that police were called to the Royal Marsden Hospital Sunday afternoon by security to reports of an unknown woman being in a patient's room. "Officers attended and a 41-year-old woman was searched and found in possession of a hammer and was arrested for possession of an offensive weapon and taken into custody at a west London police station where she remains in custody." Security has been tightened around Jade's room as a result, Mr Clifford said." Good God, they think she's the Queen now, let alone Princess Di... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sean Better Days 0 Posted March 8, 2009 Date of Conception Terminator?! March 3rd heaven can wait March 4th Deathcorner March 6th The Miser March 8th IKYWN March 9th Lady Die (probably 2 am) March 10th Death Impends March 11th Lord Fellatio Nelson March 12th 59:23 Sean Better Days March 13th Toast March 14th Boleyn The Met have been informed. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted March 8, 2009 Which one of you feckers have been trying to increase your chances? Jade confronted by hammer woman in hospital "Jade Goody has been confronted in her hospital bed by a woman armed with a hammer. The intruder walked into the terminally ill reality TV star's room at the Royal Marsden Hospital in London, her spokesman Max Clifford said. Her husband Jack Tweed had been visiting but had left her side for a few moments. Clifford said: "Jack had been with her for a few hours and had gone to get a cup of tea in the canteen when this happened. "She woke up to find this woman leaning over her. "She was not hurt but was very shaken up as you can imagine." Police confirmed the woman has been arrested over the incident. A spokesman for the Metropolitan Police said: "We can confirm that police were called to the Royal Marsden Hospital Sunday afternoon by security to reports of an unknown woman being in a patient's room. "Officers attended and a 41-year-old woman was searched and found in possession of a hammer and was arrested for possession of an offensive weapon and taken into custody at a west London police station where she remains in custody." Security has been tightened around Jade's room as a result, Mr Clifford said." When pressed about the incident, the spokesman confirmed "Yes, a patient at the Royal Marsden Hospital was attacked with a hammer." The reporter asked, "Was it a ball head?" "Yes; it was Jade Goody." I thank you. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
eejit 9 Posted March 9, 2009 Ouch! - that was pein-ful. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted March 9, 2009 January 1st, 2010. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Quincy, M.E. 0 Posted March 10, 2009 Im concerned.Its all well and good having a sweepstake but how will we actually know that she is dead? Will Max pretend that she is still alive but have her stashed away in a local morgue under a Jane Doe so that he can still bring in the pennies? How will the Doctors know that she really, really is dead? If they did a Brain stem cell test it would only show that her Brain has ceased to function but it never has, has it. Heart? She hasnt got one to test, surely! If she did she wouildnt have put her kids through this f*****g Circus. Breathing? Could that just be deeply shallow like herself? Couldnt the Doctors miss it? No, we need a spy, somebody who will be able to offer conclusive proof of her demise. Until then...... I will know when she is dead as I have been given the honour of performing the necropsy. My mass spectrometer should be able to point us in the right direction. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR Hartley 0 Posted March 10, 2009 Im concerned.Its all well and good having a sweepstake but how will we actually know that she is dead? Will Max pretend that she is still alive but have her stashed away in a local morgue under a Jane Doe so that he can still bring in the pennies? How will the Doctors know that she really, really is dead? If they did a Brain stem cell test it would only show that her Brain has ceased to function but it never has, has it. Heart? She hasnt got one to test, surely! If she did she wouildnt have put her kids through this f*****g Circus. Breathing? Could that just be deeply shallow like herself? Couldnt the Doctors miss it? No, we need a spy, somebody who will be able to offer conclusive proof of her demise. Until then...... I will know when she is dead as I have been given the honour of performing the necropsy. My mass spectrometer should be able to point us in the right direction. Monday morning in my book Once she has gone completely blind..she will try and end it all by reaching for a revolver only to miss her own temple, killing Jack Tweedby accident only to be gassed for murder on Monday Watch this space Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Quincy, M.E. 0 Posted March 10, 2009 Watch this space[/i] Maybe once this whole case is closed we could, er, go for a spot of fishing perhaps? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JR Hartley 0 Posted March 10, 2009 Yes rather where would you fancy Doctor? Somewhere adjacent to a village inn perhaps? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
