Vinegar Tits 606 Posted March 16, 2009 ITN NEWS AT TEN BIG BEN: Ding dong TREVOR MCDONALD: The bitch is dead Perhaps? Wouldn't people get confused that Thatcher had snuffed it instead? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dia de los Muertos 7 Posted March 16, 2009 ITN NEWS AT TEN BIG BEN: Ding dong TREVOR MCDONALD: The bitch is dead Perhaps? Wouldn't people get confused that Thatcher had snuffed it instead? Absolutely. To be honest, I don't think they'll wait for the news either. I expect they will interrupt the shows to announce it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth in Asia 1,086 Posted March 16, 2009 I agree that's what it should be, but what will it be, though? Imagine if the Queen or Mrs T or someone major died on the same day. Would Jade be relegated to a footnote on page 15? Or could Max still get her the front page? Like what happened with Mother Teresa and Lady Di. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,132 Posted March 16, 2009 Like what happened with Mother Teresa and Lady Di. I was saddest over Jeffrey Bernard, tbh. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted March 16, 2009 The racist bitch has shunned Shetty again. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Terminator 13 Posted March 16, 2009 Actually, hats off to Tweed. He's getting all these nightly curfews rescinded, pops round for the "couple" photo-shoot and get an update from Clifford. Allegedly, two minutes later..."I've had enough of this sh*t, I'm off to the nightclub. Where's me golf club and where's me cab?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted March 16, 2009 Unless something bigger happens, She'll get top billing on ITN, because it's the Daily Express on TV... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,101 Posted March 16, 2009 Not long now W. One hour and 15 minutes at the time of writing Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BCAlum2000 42 Posted March 16, 2009 Is she dead yet? They said she had HOURS to live. But that was two days ago... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted March 16, 2009 Not long now W. One hour and 15 minutes at the time of writing I think I'll just have to accept that the selfish bitch is just going to go on living for another day or two. It is obviously a conspiracy against me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 12,584 Posted March 16, 2009 My birthday tomorrow... Could find an early present awaiting me when I turn the news on..... ok too far.... but still ... it's Jade Goody - not Harold Pinter or Wendy Richard... and to my disgust most the population are more familiar with Goody than the former two... despite Pinter achieving just about everything under the sun during his life, and Wendy Richard entertaining millions for over 4 decades Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
faustus 9 Posted March 16, 2009 Not long now W. One hour and 15 minutes at the time of writing I think I'll just have to accept that the selfish bitch is just going to go on living for another day or two. It is obviously a conspiracy against me. I just hope she lasts until the 18th March !! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,132 Posted March 17, 2009 Amid all the nonsense elsewhere about state funerals and the like, she does at least bear comparison to royalty in that, like King Charles II, she is "a most unconscionable time a-dying". Mind you, he did have the decency to apologise for it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dia de los Muertos 7 Posted March 17, 2009 She sure is outlasting her welcome! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sid James 0 Posted March 17, 2009 Quick update on the riders for the Marie Curie Handicap(ped) Chase from Bermondsey... March 17th Ulitzer95March 18th faustus March 19th Handrejka March 20th BCAlum2000 March 21st Twelvetrees March 22nd Vinegar Tits March 23rd DevonDeathTrip March 24th Maryportfuncity Ulitzer95 had better pop round with a shotgun in the next 20 minutes if he/she is to avoid being left in the traps - something tells me faustus has a reasonable chance tomorrow, although I think Vinegar Tits' shrewd prediction of Mothers Day may be the best bet here (although Clifford will no doubt be persuading her and all concerned to get it over and done with by Saturday afternoon, so that the NOTW can get their 54 page pullout ready for the morning and still be home for Match Of The Day) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,132 Posted March 17, 2009 so that the NOTW can get their 54 page pullout ready for the morning and still be home for Match Of The Day Yeah, but OK have already got their In Loving Memory edition out on the shelves. Issue no 666, no less. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sid James 0 Posted March 18, 2009 so that the NOTW can get their 54 page pullout ready for the morning and still be home for Match Of The Day Yeah, but OK have already got their In Loving Memory edition out on the shelves. Issue no 666, no less. contains her "last words" as well apparently... i doubt she'll utter anything that profound over the next few days but thats premature to say the least... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth in Asia 1,086 Posted March 18, 2009 If she dies on Good Friday, I wonder if Max Clifford would be able to have a word and arrange for a resurrection on the following Monday? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth in Asia 1,086 Posted March 18, 2009 so that the NOTW can get their 54 page pullout ready for the morning and still be home for Match Of The Day Yeah, but OK have already got their In Loving Memory edition out on the shelves. Issue no 666, no less. contains her "last words" as well apparently... i doubt she'll utter anything that profound over the next few days but thats premature to say the least... And her last words: "I told you I'd be famous" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted March 21, 2009 I think there are some of the DLers might be good at predicting the news. Unfortunately this spoilsport website has suspended certain predictions. Which reminds me is Jade Goody listed on celebdaq (if that is still going)? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Monoclinic 39 Posted March 22, 2009 Congratulations VT! And so it came to pass. Here endeth the sweepstake. A shrewdly chosen date. Mothers day and sunday pull outs a-gogo I guess? Are tickets for the funeral being handled by ticketmaster with the usual hefty booking fees? And no I don't feel remorseful. If she hadn't stirred up such a media circus and died with dignity then yes but she really didn't swing the sympathy vote with me. Still selling dibs on 20th, 26th, 28th, 29th, 30th March, 5th, 6th, 8th, 9th, 11th, 13th-19th, 21st, 22nd, 25th April, and 27th April onwards with various exceptions. There might even be some Jane Goodie paraphernalia in it for you. Updated and reposted by request Date of Conception Terminator?! March 3rd heaven can wait March 4th Deathcorner March 6th The Miser March 8th IKYWN March 9th Lady Die (probably 2 am) March 10th Death Impends March 11th Lord Fellatio Nelson March 12th 59:23 Sean Better Days March 13th Toast March 14th Boleyn March 15th Dia de los Muertos March 16th Windsor March 17th Ulitzer95 March 18th faustus March 19th Handrejka March 20th BCAlum2000 March 21st Twelvetrees March 22nd Vinegar Tits WINNER March 23rd DevonDeathTrip March 24th Maryportfuncity March 25th Six March 26th doggie101171 March 27th Lady Grendel March 28th Raskolnikov March 29th Bella Italia March 31st Youth in Asia April 1st (Before noon) Rotten Ali April 2nd Monoclinic April 3rd banshee's creamed April 4th To die for April 7th Banshees Scream April 10th Sid James (outside bet on resurrection - would that be preceeded by a crucifixtion in the press?) April 12th themaninblack April 20th heaven can wait II April 23rd Razor Boy April 24th Lard Bazaar April 26th honez May 4th gerryatric May 7th Nell Gwyn June 3rd Phantom July 6th Michael S Collins December 21st grobler January 1st 2010 Anubis the Jackal Miraculous Recovery Gunjaman5000 Not soon enough, Christmas number one and open London Olympics Death Watch Beatle Forever or March 7th 2057 Dave to the Grave And yes kudos CR for that song, some of our resident poets could learn a thing or two! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,101 Posted March 22, 2009 OK folks, thread closed Congrats to Vinegar Tits. (Your're not Max Clifford either, are you?) Messages of sympathy (?) to be left on her own thread here. [edit] Thanks to mono for starting this thread. When are you starting the Patrick Swayze sweepstake? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
