Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted June 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Boudicca said: Moving house and just had the new people checking the attic. Empty. Except I know it wasn't quite. There were two extremely scary dolls locked away which traumatised my daughter's fantastic gay boyfriend when he was getting the Christmas tree down in December. (Mainly because we were messing with him about their wheabouts but he was genuinely trembling, it was great) Where have they moved to? Here. Currently posting as Bladan and Joey Russ. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted June 5, 2018 They were a gift from the brother I met in 2016 having belonged to my dead mother. Absolutely terrifying looking items. One had a tartan dress iirc. Prophetic. Where the actual fuck are they?! I really hope they're not Roey and Bladan for all our sakes. I'd probably let the Roey doll into the house and give it the use of the WiFi. Bladan is more of an 'outside' character and would have to take his chances with mobile data. [/ overthinking this] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted June 5, 2018 2 hours ago, Boudicca said: They were a gift from the brother I met in 2016 having belonged to my dead mother. Absolutely terrifying looking items. One had a tartan dress iirc. Prophetic. Where the actual fuck are they?! I really hope they're not Roey and Bladan for all our sakes. I'd probably let the Roey doll into the house and give it the use of the WiFi. Bladan is more of an 'outside' character and would have to take his chances with mobile data. [/ overthinking this] You can never overthink terror Bou. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted June 6, 2018 That moment when your spade clips a water pipe............................ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted June 6, 2018 30 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: That moment when your spade clips a water pipe............................ So many jokes. So many. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted June 6, 2018 7 minutes ago, charon said: So many jokes. So many. Shit happens! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted June 7, 2018 10 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: That moment when your spade clips a water pipe............................ Not bad. That'll make a fine afternoon. When your weed eater throws a pebble through your front storm door come talk to me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted June 7, 2018 10 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Shit happens! Better water than sewage. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted June 7, 2018 19 hours ago, Sir Creep said: Not bad. That'll make a fine afternoon. When your weed eater throws a pebble through your front storm door come talk to me. Oooh! Oooh! I've done that! Today, mine grabbed a branch, whipped it around, and almost opened my leg. Fortunately, 20 years of dance has at least left me with the ability to gracefully fall out of the way. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,137 Posted June 8, 2018 What's a weed eater? How does it know whether a plant is a weed or something that you have planted on purpose? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted June 9, 2018 On 07/06/2018 at 19:58, Toast said: What's a weed eater? How does it know whether a plant is a weed or something that you have planted on purpose? The top part is an engine. The small round bottom piece holds the line, which is a monofilament around 0.08" in diameter. The line whips around quite fast and makes short work of lawn growth up against houses, trees, fences, walkways, flower beds....and your leg if you get too close to it. That little guard is supposed to protect you, but you would do better to just make sure the damn thing is a decent distance from your anatomy. Anyway, the engine spins the line about 12K RPM, so if it catches something like a rock or other small solid object it can send it sailing through a window with the greatest of ease and speed of a bullet. I was cutting tree branches down a few days ago, and when I subsequently mowed my lawn the weed eater was shooting twigs all over the place. People came outside at their own risk. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted June 9, 2018 Lol so 'that's' whit it is. Known as a strimmer on this side of the water. 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,137 Posted June 9, 2018 Oh yes, a strimmer. I thought it was something clever. Like something you could just set going, and it would go round the garden like one of those robot vacuum cleaners. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted June 9, 2018 9 hours ago, charon said: Lol so 'that's' whit it is. Known as a strimmer on this side of the water. Aye, thats the Yanks for you. They have to have something that sounds bigger and better.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,137 Posted June 9, 2018 24 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Aye, thats the Yanks for you. They have to have something that sounds bigger and better.. ... but isn't. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted June 9, 2018 Quote When your weed-eater throws a pebble through your front storm door I thought S.C had managed to annoy even the local peace-lovin' hippie community when I first read it. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted June 12, 2018 On 09/06/2018 at 09:23, Boudicca said: I thought S.C had managed to annoy even the local peace-lovin' hippie community when I first read it. I mean, if you want me to, I prolly can. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted June 12, 2018 There are lawn mowers like those vacuum cleaner robots. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robotic_lawn_mower Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,137 Posted June 12, 2018 4 hours ago, CarolAnn said: There are lawn mowers like those vacuum cleaner robots. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robotic_lawn_mower I know. Some people who live near me have one. It creeped me out. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted June 12, 2018 5 hours ago, CarolAnn said: There are lawn mowers like those vacuum cleaner robots. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Robotic_lawn_mower I am THE Rob otic lawn mower here CA. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted June 13, 2018 On 12/06/2018 at 04:24, Toast said: I know. Some people who live near me have one. It creeped me out. I want one - I figure it will mow my yard and my dachshund will get some exercise trying to kill it. 2 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mad Hatter2 85 Posted June 13, 2018 Just completed my leaving can't wait to see my results in August. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,220 Posted June 15, 2018 So the Navy apparently wanted to try and recruit me today. Because I am a strong believer in pacifism, I gave them a big fat no. I’ll never join the military... 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted June 15, 2018 46 minutes ago, Joey Russ said: So the Navy apparently wanted to try and recruit me today. Because I am a strong believer in pacifism, I gave them a big fat no. I’ll never join the military... Pacifism = Coward 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted June 15, 2018 4 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Pacifism = Coward Pretty much. If he'd said "fuck off you Nazi bastards, you're murdering the wrong brown folk IMO" That wid have been better. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
