Bellender 0 Posted January 6, 2010 Bellender. Take off my dress. That's all we need - a transvestite butler. Most amusing Sir. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bellender 0 Posted January 6, 2010 Bellender. Take off my dress. Certainly Sir. If I may say so, that is a particularly fine example of eighteenth Century Highland Dress. Will Sir be changing to go out or does he intend to retire? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,139 Posted January 7, 2010 You are a model of diplomacy, Bellender. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,523 Posted January 7, 2010 Y'ello there. After winning pretty much any dead pool amongst friends or message boards I've played over the past four years, I decided to man up and join Derby Dead Pool this year, so I can get absolutely mullered and become disillusioned with the whole deadpool thing. My team are "Fuck A 40oz, You'll Be Dumping Out Whole Kegs Of Brew", which is probably the only team there named after a lyric by obscure rap act Boss Hog Barbarians. This is how they line up: 1) Abdelbaset Al Megrahi 2) Giulio Andreotti 3) Sanjaagiin Bayar 4) Stefano Borgonovo 5) Doyle F. Brunson 6) John Demjanjuk 7) Ronnie James Dio 8) Bobby Heenan 9) Dennis Hopper 10) Dawood Ibrahim 11) Peter Macbeth 12) Kaoru Matsumoto 13) Seaneen Molloy (JOKER) 14) Eleanor Mondale 15) Steve Prescott 16) Debbie Purdy 17) Mark Brandon Read 18) Salvatore Riina 19) Adolfo Suarez 20) Gore Vidal Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lastorders 15 Posted January 7, 2010 Right. I'm in....if I'm accepted of course. I've been mincing about far too long on the edge of the mosh pit. I'm new. So please take the sand out of the vaseline when I commit a posting faux pas. At least for a couple of weeks. I'm starting with a mid 20 listing otherwise it looks like a facsimile of the veterans. I'll keep some of my best powder dry for 2011. Most are obvious... hopefully a couple may raise an eyebrow. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death 0 Posted February 28, 2010 Hey I've been lurking for about 3 years. Thought I'd sign up. It was a joke testing the name "Death" because I was certain it would be taken. Perhaps everyone was so certain it was taken that it remained free. Either way, I'm Death nice to meet you xxx Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted February 28, 2010 (edited) Hey I've been lurking for about 3 years. Thought I'd sign up. It was a joke testing the name "Death" because I was certain it would be taken. Perhaps everyone was so certain it was taken that it remained free. Either way, I'm Death nice to meet you xxx Three years and you haven't found the "I'm new here thread" designed for just such a purpose. Sighs. Welcome Death. Never thought I'd be saying that. Now if you don't mind be a good chap and stand in the line over there. Edited February 28, 2010 by Lady Grendel Threads merged. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 894 Posted February 28, 2010 Hey I've been lurking for about 3 years. Thought I'd sign up. It was a joke testing the name "Death" because I was certain it would be taken. Perhaps everyone was so certain it was taken that it remained free. Either way, I'm Death nice to meet you xxx Three years and you haven't found the "I'm new here thread" designed for just such a purpose. Sighs. Welcome Death. Never thought I'd be saying that. Now if you don't mind be a good chap and stand in the line over there. Welcome Death. Don't mind Godot. I thought he had gone but apparently not. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted February 28, 2010 Hey I've been lurking for about 3 years. Thought I'd sign up. It was a joke testing the name "Death" because I was certain it would be taken. Perhaps everyone was so certain it was taken that it remained free. Either way, I'm Death nice to meet you xxx Three years and you haven't found the "I'm new here thread" designed for just such a purpose. Sighs. Welcome Death. Never thought I'd be saying that. Now if you don't mind be a good chap and stand in the line over there. Welcome Death. Don't mind Godot. I thought he had gone but apparently not. You wish, Flanders. Me and Death here are getting on just fine without you poking your nose in. I think the expression you use over the pond is this one. I'd forgotten what I'd been missing. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madame Defarge 21 Posted March 1, 2010 Hey I've been lurking for about 3 years. Thought I'd sign up. It was a joke testing the name "Death" because I was certain it would be taken. Perhaps everyone was so certain it was taken that it remained free. Either way, I'm Death nice to meet you xxx Three years and you haven't found the "I'm new here thread" designed for just such a purpose. Sighs. Welcome Death. Never thought I'd be saying that. Now if you don't mind be a good chap and stand in the line over there. Welcome Death. Don't mind Godot. I thought he had gone but apparently not. You wish, Flanders. Me and Death here are getting on just fine without you poking your nose in. I think the expression you use over the pond is this one. I'd forgotten what I'd been missing. I would advise against using 'Butt out' especially if you should ever find yourself in a bar in Brooklyn and wish to maintain your current dental hygiene. 'MYOB' might be what you're after, less confrontational than 'Butt Out' but still rude. Hi Death! Are you having fun yet? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Godot 149 Posted March 1, 2010 Hey I've been lurking for about 3 years. Thought I'd sign up. It was a joke testing the name "Death" because I was certain it would be taken. Perhaps everyone was so certain it was taken that it remained free. Either way, I'm Death nice to meet you xxx Three years and you haven't found the "I'm new here thread" designed for just such a purpose. Sighs. Welcome Death. Never thought I'd be saying that. Now if you don't mind be a good chap and stand in the line over there. Welcome Death. Don't mind Godot. I thought he had gone but apparently not. You wish, Flanders. Me and Death here are getting on just fine without you poking your nose in. I think the expression you use over the pond is this one. I'd forgotten what I'd been missing. I would advise against using 'Butt out' especially if you should ever find yourself in a bar in Brooklyn and wish to maintain your current dental hygiene. 'MYOB' might be what you're after, less confrontational than 'Butt Out' but still rude. Hi Death! Are you having fun yet? Brooklyn? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Madame Defarge 21 Posted March 2, 2010 Hey I've been lurking for about 3 years. Thought I'd sign up. It was a joke testing the name "Death" because I was certain it would be taken. Perhaps everyone was so certain it was taken that it remained free. Either way, I'm Death nice to meet you xxx Three years and you haven't found the "I'm new here thread" designed for just such a purpose. Sighs. Welcome Death. Never thought I'd be saying that. Now if you don't mind be a good chap and stand in the line over there. Welcome Death. Don't mind Godot. I thought he had gone but apparently not. You wish, Flanders. Me and Death here are getting on just fine without you poking your nose in. I think the expression you use over the pond is this one. I'd forgotten what I'd been missing. I would advise against using 'Butt out' especially if you should ever find yourself in a bar in Brooklyn and wish to maintain your current dental hygiene. 'MYOB' might be what you're after, less confrontational than 'Butt Out' but still rude. Hi Death! Are you having fun yet? Brooklyn? Good to hear it. Good luck getting rid of them though, they're like cockroaches , only not as attractive. Thanks for the Bob Hoskins clip; I never saw that film. He was great in Mona Lisa too. He does this thing with her hair at 0:44 which is so perfect. And welcome to Deathlist, Death. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted March 2, 2010 And welcome to Deathlist, Death. Indeed, welcome to DL, where anthropomorphic personifications have a life. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death 0 Posted March 7, 2010 Sorry for posting in wrong place then folks Gratz on the 2nd hit this year! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
death_master_bob 0 Posted March 21, 2010 hello everybody Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,101 Posted March 21, 2010 hello everybody Hello D_M_B. Welcome to DL. Hope you stick around. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 894 Posted March 21, 2010 Hey I've been lurking for about 3 years. Thought I'd sign up. It was a joke testing the name "Death" because I was certain it would be taken. Perhaps everyone was so certain it was taken that it remained free. Either way, I'm Death nice to meet you xxx Three years and you haven't found the "I'm new here thread" designed for just such a purpose. Sighs. Welcome Death. Never thought I'd be saying that. Now if you don't mind be a good chap and stand in the line over there. Welcome Death. Don't mind Godot. I thought he had gone but apparently not. You wish, Flanders. Me and Death here are getting on just fine without you poking your nose in. I think the expression you use over the pond is this one. I'd forgotten what I'd been missing. I do wish, Godot. In response to your trite challenge, I believe the next line is "Make me" (this is far more entertaining in person). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corpse 0 Posted May 28, 2010 like death i was shocked that Corpse was avaliable on a site like this just came across this site today i dont use punctuation and my spelling is prolly like that of a grammer school kid so sorry if im hard to read ill be around here and there nice to meet yall Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,101 Posted May 28, 2010 like death i was shocked that Corpse was avaliable on a site like this just came across this site today i dont use punctuation and my spelling is prolly like that of a grammer school kid so sorry if im hard to read ill be around here and there nice to meet yall Welcome to deathlist. I hope you decide to stick around. Honez may tear you a new arsehole 'cos you don't use punctuation though. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted May 28, 2010 like death i was shocked that Corpse was avaliable on a site like this just came across this site today i dont use punctuation and my spelling is prolly like that of a grammer school kid so sorry if im hard to read ill be around here and there nice to meet yall I'm guessing this is bait? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
deadsox 894 Posted May 29, 2010 like death i was shocked that Corpse was avaliable on a site like this just came across this site today i dont use punctuation and my spelling is prolly like that of a grammer school kid so sorry if im hard to read ill be around here and there nice to meet yall I'm guessing this is bait? Sounds vaguely familiar doesn't it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Corpse 0 Posted June 7, 2010 like death i was shocked that Corpse was avaliable on a site like this just came across this site today i dont use punctuation and my spelling is prolly like that of a grammer school kid so sorry if im hard to read ill be around here and there nice to meet yall I'm guessing this is bait? Sounds vaguely familiar doesn't it? thanks for the welcome not sure if i should be worried about being called "bait" O.o but ill check in from time to time Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
honez 79 Posted June 7, 2010 [L]like [D]death[,] i was shocked that [the member name] Corpse was [still available]avaliable on a [web]site like this[.] just came across this site today[.] i don[']t use punctuation[,] and my spelling is [probably]prolly like that of a [Grammar]grammer [school]school kid['s,] so sorry if I'mim hard to read[.] [i']ill be around here and there[.] [it's N]nice to meet everyoneyall. Five sentences; at least twenty five errors. Troll alert. Thank God for the ignore list. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Wanker Posted June 7, 2010 Like corpse and death I was amazed that w***er was available. I've left it free for them should they wish to use it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
