charon 4,943 Posted January 8, 2013 Ask Ibra if he wants to buy Ibra.fr domain name for free, ''if'' he can do 1 of 12 challenges which include: 5. Beat me at taekwondo. I’ve heard you’re not too bad at it. As I’ve never practiced that sport myself, I recommend you to choose this challenge. 7. Beat me at FIFA13. You can choose the teams but, anyway trust me, there is no way you can make it. 9. Let me slap you in the face, without saying a word… and in public obviously. http://blog.foxsocce...ter&pk_kwd=gesm Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted January 9, 2013 End the Belfast Fleg Riots with a bit of retail therapy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted January 13, 2013 Recreate Toy Story scene for scene , but with real toys..... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted January 20, 2013 Just found out if you have an Android phone........... On versions after 2.3 if you go to Settings > About Phone then keep tapping on Android Version something will happen depending on which version you have... 2.3 - A painting of a gingerbread surrounded by zombies 3.0 - A giant blue bee with the caption "REZZZZZZ" 4.0 - Flying Androids made from Ice Cream Sandwiches 4.1 - A giant jelly bean with a face on it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted January 23, 2013 Kick a ballboy Little shit deserved it IMO. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,611 Posted January 23, 2013 Kick a ballboy Little shit deserved it IMO. One of the hazards of the job. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted January 23, 2013 Kick a ballboy Little shit deserved it IMO. Harsh! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bibliogryphon 9,586 Posted January 24, 2013 Kick a ballboy Little shit deserved it IMO. He probably said "Lucky really, you wouldn't stand a chance against Bradford" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
our Sydney 11 Posted January 24, 2013 Please help me here, I do not understand. . . why employ someone with the job of fetching the ball for the players, then have them lie on to of the ball instead of passing it back to ple players. . Further why not ask "hello young scamp can I have my ball back please" instead you kick the little tyke and get sent off. . Sorry just another aspect of football I do not understand and makes no sense to me at all . . . Best regards Syd Ps please don't make me put this in "ask a deathlister" it is too focused a question, I am working up to "football. . . why? What? and how do you get away with that?" which will go in there one day. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted January 24, 2013 why employ someone with the job of fetching the ball for the players, then have them lie on to of the ball instead of passing it back to ple players [...]? Ball boys, as they're called (ball girls exist too, reportedly) are not employed and rarely paid. In most clubs it's something children, supporters of the home team, are willing to do just to make their friends jealous. This one, I guess in a wish to help his team win by stalling, did what he did undoubtedly against his instructions. I expect he won't get the task again. Further why not ask "hello young scamp can I have my ball back please" instead you kick the little tyke and get sent off. Asking is what a footballer is supposed to do. This one, I guess in a wish to help his team win by getting on, did what he did against the rules. As he was sent off, he'll be suspended for several matches to contemplate his sins. HTH. regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,611 Posted January 24, 2013 why employ someone with the job of fetching the ball for the players, then have them lie on to of the ball instead of passing it back to ple players [...]? Ball boys, as they're called (ball girls exist too, reportedly) are not employed and rarely paid. In most clubs it's something children, supporters of the home team, are willing to do just to make their friends jealous. This one, I guess in a wish to help his team win by stalling, did what he did undoubtedly against his instructions. I expect he won't get the task again. Further why not ask "hello young scamp can I have my ball back please" instead you kick the little tyke and get sent off. Asking is what a footballer is supposed to do. This one, I guess in a wish to help his team win by getting on, did what he did against the rules. As he was sent off, he'll be suspended for several matches to contemplate his sins. HTH. regards, Hein As a good Welshman he naturally saw the ball behind the line and dropped on it for the try. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
our Sydney 11 Posted January 24, 2013 Hello Mr Hein Thank you for the explanation . . . I think that clears things up a little though. . . Mr Time I think I like your explanation better as that is a referance to another game I think I do not even slightly understand (though it was quite exciting to watch the two times I went to a match) but having all ball games involving money and lots of running around and a ball filed into "meaningless nonsense" is much better form a personal view point. Many thanks again Best regards Syd Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,141 Posted January 24, 2013 Hunt the mullet Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted January 24, 2013 Read a mag........... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Book 3,556 Posted January 27, 2013 ...joining a new forum. Hello!! I really like the death list and got one by myself... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted January 29, 2013 Mouth off to a security guard... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8DF2tBpSm0 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mind Mush 6 Posted January 30, 2013 I think masturbating to all the wild lovers, affairs, kinky sex, and any other libidinous notions would be a good thing to do while waiting to die. At least that way you can die with a smile on your face. They can place me in the coffin with a beer in my right hand and my cock in my left while the viewers whisper "He looks so natural". Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
millwall32 114 Posted January 30, 2013 Pop over and have a look at the forum I have been largely rejecting this one for these last couple of years. http://www.millwall.vitalfootball.co.uk/forum/forums/forum-view.asp?fid=5 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Inner City Survivor Posted January 30, 2013 Mouth off to a security guard... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8DF2tBpSm0 I can't believe that the mother would not even consider her behaviour in front of the children as being a bad example. Then you could see the little boy acting the same as her. The sad thing is that this type of violence is typical of inner city black neighborhoods. It's no wonder they still call them jungles. Then the moron man gets on the security guard with a future threat. I grew up constantly trying to move away from these types of people but each and every neighborhood would wind up the same way. It is really sad - are these the people Obama wants to help out? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted January 31, 2013 Give a monkey an ak-47.......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted January 31, 2013 Give a monkey an ak-47.......... Ahem! Having been corrected when it was posted a couple of years ago, it's an ape. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted January 31, 2013 Fuck me, word for word...in my defence I wasn't around here then.................... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted January 31, 2013 I thought it was Gorilla Warfare 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted February 3, 2013 http://poststuff6.entensity.net/012813/iron.php Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
