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#1 Spade_Cooley

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Posted 10 May 2011 - 01:30 PM

A thread for all your favourite notaguest posts.

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Posted 11 May 2011 - 09:57 PM

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Posted 11 May 2011 - 11:15 PM

thanks...I think :ninja:
I was thrown off this forum for posting too many interesting and entertaining posts,thus embarrassing less imaginative posters than myself.If you feel this is not fair or democratic and indeed infringes my basic human rights under the United Nations laws please let the moderators and admin know.Thanks.

#4 harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy

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Posted 11 May 2011 - 11:38 PM

I'm game. It almost makes you long for iain/dave, BC Alum, JR976evil, Kaylia K, Banshees ... ...

why, you little...


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Posted 12 May 2011 - 11:55 AM

I'm game. It almost makes you long for iain/dave, BC Alum, JR976evil, Kaylia K, Banshees ... ...

Harry it's cruel and unwarranted to mock a poster who is only trying his best. Without these swimmers in the sea of mediocrity that has drowned all but the most resilient in these parts, the Deathlist might have foundered on the rocks of ambivalence. Yet it runs on rudderless but for the guiding hand of the occasional committed Admin (Hein, HCW) and flickers into life when any of its chosen gasp their last breath. Funny that: that it needs a good death to inject a bit of life here. I suppose that drone-kicking is mildly entertaining but rather like the hoodies in Hot Fuzz, they're such easy targets. Not notaguest of course whose posts are fair dripping with subtlety and dry wit and reasonable.
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Posted 12 May 2011 - 12:03 PM

I concur with my colleague Godot, who has managed more wit, decency and gravitas in one post than both sides of the AV debate poured into their collective campaigns.



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Posted 13 May 2011 - 12:53 AM

Don't look now but dave appears to be back on the prowl...

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Posted 13 May 2011 - 01:16 AM

A message from notaguest. Sent to me by PM at 2.13am, 13 May, 2011:

You and your friends will be pleased to know that I wont be posting here anymore.One of the mods suspended me for 2 weeks without a reason so Ive decided to quit in protest.Have a nice life


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Posted 13 May 2011 - 12:36 PM

A message from notaguest. Sent to me by PM at 2.13am, 13 May, 2011:

You and your friends will be pleased to know that I wont be posting here anymore.One of the mods suspended me for 2 weeks without a reason so Ive decided to quit in protest.Have a nice life


You do know that the purpose of a PM is for it to be private?

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Posted 13 May 2011 - 12:41 PM

A message from notaguest. Sent to me by PM at 2.13am, 13 May, 2011:

You and your friends will be pleased to know that I wont be posting here anymore.One of the mods suspended me for 2 weeks without a reason so Ive decided to quit in protest.Have a nice life


You do know that the purpose of a PM is for it to be private?


I don't think this one was intended to be private.
Also - given that I contributed nothing towards his ban, I thought I'd pass this on to those who are more responsible.

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Posted 13 May 2011 - 01:29 PM

I don't think this one was intended to be private.
Also - given that I contributed nothing towards his ban, I thought I'd pass this on to those who are more responsible.

In this case I don't mind much, as I received a PM with similar content, but I do not like PMs being discussed or quoted in the forum. From now on I'll bin such posts on sight.

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Posted 13 May 2011 - 08:53 PM

  • From now on I'll bin such posts on sight.

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#13 Godot

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Posted 13 May 2011 - 09:39 PM

I don't think this one was intended to be private.
Also - given that I contributed nothing towards his ban, I thought I'd pass this on to those who are more responsible.

In this case I don't mind much, as I received a PM with similar content, but I do not like PMs being discussed or quoted in the forum. From now on I'll bin such posts on sight.

regards,
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Windsor I think this means you're on the naughty step.
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#14 Windsor

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Posted 13 May 2011 - 10:43 PM

I don't think this one was intended to be private.
Also - given that I contributed nothing towards his ban, I thought I'd pass this on to those who are more responsible.

In this case I don't mind much, as I received a PM with similar content, but I do not like PMs being discussed or quoted in the forum. From now on I'll bin such posts on sight.

regards,
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Windsor I think this means you're on the naughty step.


Tell me about it. I had already been given a slap on the wrist earlier on in the week for wheeling out the c-word.

Now I know how the poor Syrians feel...

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#15 Spade_Cooley

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Posted 24 May 2011 - 10:24 AM

these days its a safe bet they're still alive unless you,ve heard something to the contrary.Sometimes I think death might be a thing of the past and people are going to start living forever!


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Posted 02 June 2011 - 11:30 PM

From the Joćo Havelange thread:

He'll be dead by 2014.I can't be any more precise about timing though


From the Nelson Mandela thread:

Virtually all of Mandelas old friends and colleagues from the anti apartheid days are gone now.I have a feeling he will be joining them soon though


From the Zsa Zsa Gabor thread:

If we're taking bets on it I'd give her 3 years max

edit-sorry,thought this was the Thatcher thread for some reason.I'd hope Gabor has a lot less than 3 years


So, in summary, that's a 95 year-old dying within three years, a 92 year-old dying 'soon', an 85 year-old in poor health dying within 3 years and a 94 year-old with numerous well-documented health problems dying within 'a lot less than 3 years'.

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Posted 03 June 2011 - 12:07 AM

From the Joćo Havelange thread:

He'll be dead by 2014.I can't be any more precise about timing though


From the Nelson Mandela thread:

Virtually all of Mandelas old friends and colleagues from the anti apartheid days are gone now.I have a feeling he will be joining them soon though


From the Zsa Zsa Gabor thread:

If we're taking bets on it I'd give her 3 years max

edit-sorry,thought this was the Thatcher thread for some reason.I'd hope Gabor has a lot less than 3 years


So, in summary, that's a 95 year-old dying within three years, a 92 year-old dying 'soon', an 85 year-old in poor health dying within 3 years and a 94 year-old with numerous well-documented health problems dying within 'a lot less than 3 years'.


At this rate I'll give iain 3 months...tops.

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#18 Spade_Cooley

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Posted 20 June 2011 - 03:26 PM

:lol:

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Posted 19 July 2011 - 09:03 PM

Ever get the feeling you're being trolled softly?

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Posted 20 July 2011 - 07:57 PM

Ever get the feeling you're being trolled softly?



You're probably not aware of a chap called Iain who used to come on this site of which our friend bears a striking similarity to...
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