William Thickey

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219]

As a tribute to that bastion of sleaze, paragon of tat and salacious gossip, it seems fitting that, due to the unprecedented tittle tattle elswhere here pertaining to who has been groped by who or summat, DL should have its very own Gossip column.

This will be a place where our esteemed members and other forum fucktards can post all that they know, think they know and wot they 'eard in the Pub the uvver nite.

If I may set the extremely low standard that will need to be attained to post within this column, I would like to tell you the tale of a 70s Female rocker, her fat fuck large husband, violent rows and cuts, bruises and black eyes.

He obviously couldnt give her the love that she needed.

[Lard Bazaar 3,800]

I don't get the William Thickey bit? Am I being Thickey?

 

Michael Elphick of Boon fame used to frequent a pub in a village up the road, and by all accounts was a massive pisshead. And he's dead, so we can Savile him all we like.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219]

I don't get the William Thickey bit? Am I being Thickey?

 

Michael Elphick of Boon fame used to frequent a pub in a village up the road, and by all accounts was a massive pisshead. And he's dead, so we can Savile him all we like.

You will be many things but never a Thickey Lardy.

Its just a play on words. William HICKEY is a gossip column in the Daily Express ( dunno if it still is tho) its been there for eons and has had a multitude of custodians including Nigel Dempster. Basically a bag of shite.

You wouldnt have got it coz you is still young and I is old...

Edit: Aye, Elphick was a well known Boozer and survived way longer than anybody would have thought.

A "village" up the road? Come on, you mean Tro bro, dont you.

[Spade_Cooley 9,540]

I knew the ex-girlfriend of one of Britain's leading "cult" (read: not on TV because he doesn't make the effort) comedians. Apparently he's really, really into rimming, which considering the state of his beard, leaves me slightly worried.

 

It's not Jethro, btw.

[Lard Bazaar 3,800]

I don't get the William Thickey bit? Am I being Thickey?

 

Michael Elphick of Boon fame used to frequent a pub in a village up the road, and by all accounts was a massive pisshead. And he's dead, so we can Savile him all we like.

You will be many things but never a Thickey Lardy.

Its just a play on words. William HICKEY is a gossip column in the Daily Express ( dunno if it still is tho) its been there for eons and has had a multitude of custodians including Nigel Dempster. Basically a bag of shite.

You wouldnt have got it coz you is still young and I is old...

Edit: Aye, Elphick was a well known Boozer and survived way longer than anybody would have thought.

A "village" up the road? Come on, you mean Tro bro, dont you.

 

West Ashton - tiny village right on the edge of Trowvegas - too far out to walk to, and nothing worth bothering with there anyway!

 

Prince Harry once came to one of the nightclubs in Trowbo when he was doing some soldier business at Leighton House in Westbury, next town along from me - no gossip, don't know if he fingered any of the locals in Charcoal Grill or owt - I would have let him though probably.

[Lard Bazaar 3,800]

I knew the ex-girlfriend of one of Britain's leading "cult" (read: not on TV because he doesn't make the effort) comedians. Apparently he's really, really into rimming, which considering the state of his beard, leaves me slightly worried.

 

It's not Jethro, btw.

 

Brand?

[the_engineer 1,415]

I knew the ex-girlfriend of one of Britain's leading "cult" (read: not on TV because he doesn't make the effort) comedians. Apparently he's really, really into rimming, which considering the state of his beard, leaves me slightly worried.

 

It's not Jethro, btw.

 

Matthew Kelly ?

 

Matthew kelly is the only person that actually looks more like a peado without a beard than with it .

[JR976evil 909]

I knew the ex-girlfriend of one of Britain's leading "cult" (read: not on TV because he doesn't make the effort) comedians. Apparently he's really, really into rimming, which considering the state of his beard, leaves me slightly worried.

 

It's not Jethro, btw.

 

Matthew Kelly ?

 

Matthew kelly is the only person that actually looks more like a peado without a beard than with it .

 

Maybe that was why he got collared on suspicion of being one?

[Banshees Scream 110]

The name of a fat man is in the title of this thread. Who? I don't know, who cares. A fat man, a thin man. In my eyes your either one or the other. A fat man says "doom" when trouble is across the way. A morbid thin man whales "Oh god no" with agony. His agony is .. a thin mans agony, a dark despair - his pleasure is something he might only know and who knows if you would know it. The fat man is born and dies in heaven, maybe.

 

Now I don't care who you are. If I'm in this train of thought, I know you to be a thin man or a fat man - there is no purgatory between flesh and bones or at least not to me. The truth is that you only know the truth and you may take it to the mother fuckin grave. There goes a fat man .. there goes a thin man. Now my chosen theme here is the moment of death for a thin man who has sinned severely and his god comes to him in the night and what is his line to god? A biblical verse? He may believe that it will save him. The fat man says forgive me and thanks him for his blessings and nods. Is the fat man delusional? Is the thin man going to hell because he is afraid? The fat man forgave himself his whole life, the thin man forgave everyone but nobody knew how that thin man felt. The joyful fat man drank and ate with good cheer - the serious thin man was obedient, quiet and unique. Stereotypes are what they are - stereotypes. A thin man can be jolly while a fat man is dull and depressed. The thin man can be a constant snacker while the fat man only eats in the kitchen at the table when it's time for his meals. It's all about how much the soul weighs and that's my fat man\thin man ramble.

[Lard Bazaar 3,800]

The name of a fat man is in the title of this thread. Who? I don't know, who cares. A fat man, a thin man. In my eyes your either one or the other. A fat man says "doom" when trouble is across the way. A morbid thin man whales "Oh god no" with agony. His agony is .. a thin mans agony, a dark despair - his pleasure is something he might only know and who knows if you would know it. The fat man is born and dies in heaven, maybe.

 

Now I don't care who you are. If I'm in this train of thought, I know you to be a thin man or a fat man - there is no purgatory between flesh and bones or at least not to me. The truth is that you only know the truth and you may take it to the mother fuckin grave. There goes a fat man .. there goes a thin man. Now my chosen theme here is the moment of death for a thin man who has sinned severely and his god comes to him in the night and what is his line to god? A biblical verse? He may believe that it will save him. The fat man says forgive me and thanks him for his blessings and nods. Is the fat man delusional? Is the thin man going to hell because he is afraid? The fat man forgave himself his whole life, the thin man forgave everyone but nobody knew how that thin man felt. The joyful fat man drank and ate with good cheer - the serious thin man was obedient, quiet and unique. Stereotypes are what they are - stereotypes. A thin man can be jolly while a fat man is dull and depressed. The thin man can be a constant snacker while the fat man only eats in the kitchen at the table when it's time for his meals. It's all about how much the soul weighs and that's my fat man\thin man ramble.

 

Is it just me? No. Thought not.

[the_engineer 1,415]

I knew the ex-girlfriend of one of Britain's leading "cult" (read: not on TV because he doesn't make the effort) comedians. Apparently he's really, really into rimming, which considering the state of his beard, leaves me slightly worried.

 

It's not Jethro, btw.

 

Matthew Kelly ?

 

Matthew kelly is the only person that actually looks more like a peado without a beard than with it .

 

Maybe that was why he got collared on suspicion of being one?

 

Yea no smoke without fire and all . Does sound like Michael Kelly especially the part about him not being on TV because he doesn't make the effort.

 

cmon spade cooley don't be a gossip tease

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219]

The name of a fat man is in the title of this thread. Who? I don't know, who cares. A fat man, a thin man. In my eyes your either one or the other. A fat man says "doom" when trouble is across the way. A morbid thin man whales "Oh god no" with agony. His agony is .. a thin mans agony, a dark despair - his pleasure is something he might only know and who knows if you would know it. The fat man is born and dies in heaven, maybe.

 

Now I don't care who you are. If I'm in this train of thought, I know you to be a thin man or a fat man - there is no purgatory between flesh and bones or at least not to me. The truth is that you only know the truth and you may take it to the mother fuckin grave. There goes a fat man .. there goes a thin man. Now my chosen theme here is the moment of death for a thin man who has sinned severely and his god comes to him in the night and what is his line to god? A biblical verse? He may believe that it will save him. The fat man says forgive me and thanks him for his blessings and nods. Is the fat man delusional? Is the thin man going to hell because he is afraid? The fat man forgave himself his whole life, the thin man forgave everyone but nobody knew how that thin man felt. The joyful fat man drank and ate with good cheer - the serious thin man was obedient, quiet and unique. Stereotypes are what they are - stereotypes. A thin man can be jolly while a fat man is dull and depressed. The thin man can be a constant snacker while the fat man only eats in the kitchen at the table when it's time for his meals. It's all about how much the soul weighs and that's my fat man\thin man ramble.

Maybe I should rename the thread title to William Thiney?

How about William Clinically Obese?

Maybe William Anorexic?

Nah, best leave it as it is, eh!

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219]

I knew the ex-girlfriend of one of Britain's leading "cult" (read: not on TV because he doesn't make the effort) comedians. Apparently he's really, really into rimming, which considering the state of his beard, leaves me slightly worried.

 

It's not Jethro, btw.

 

Matthew Kelly ?

 

Matthew kelly is the only person that actually looks more like a peado without a beard than with it .

 

Maybe that was why he got collared on suspicion of being one?

 

Yea no smoke without fire and all . Does sound like Michael Kelly especially the part about him not being on TV because he doesn't make the effort.

 

cmon spade cooley don't be a gossip tease

Matthew Kelly was investigated after somebody decided to make a bollocks complaint against him

As far as im aware, they delved very deeply into his private life and found fuck all.

The only thing he may be is gay ( he was married for years tho) and a gay man is no more likely to be a paedo than a hetrosexual one.

IMHO people are just creating smoke hoping the fire will follow and thats just wrong.

[maryportfuncity 10,657]

As a tribute to that bastion of sleaze, paragon of tat and salacious gossip, it seems fitting that, due to the unprecedented tittle tattle elswhere here pertaining to who has been groped by who or summat, DL should have its very own Gossip column.

This will be a place where our esteemed members and other forum fucktards can post all that they know, think they know and wot they 'eard in the Pub the uvver nite.

If I may set the extremely low standard that will need to be attained to post within this column, I would like to tell you the tale of a 70s Female rocker, her fat fuck large husband, violent rows and cuts, bruises and black eyes.

He obviously couldnt give her the love that she needed.

 

I've met the former punchbag twice and she's very nice and now re-married to an intelligent and talented record producer. Perhaps if her former sparring partner had mastered a few more chords and developed a of bit self-esteem he'd still be enjoying expenses paid trips to Germany and Australia where they still turn out in droves to watch his former missus.

[maryportfuncity 10,657]

Oh aye, and Pete Townsend's anger and lengthy denials of doing owt wrong regarding his credit card transaction (immediately cancelled) joining him to a kiddie porn website. A few of us heard the interview on Radio Four this week. It'd be fair to say...the public jury is out. Intellectual curiousity or, Gary Glitter with better PR? Dunno myself.

[maryportfuncity 10,657]

^{And I know it's a shocker but...}

 

^{It's almost certain The Princess of Wales met James Hewitt after Harry was born. Staggering, I know, but Prince Charles may well be his dad!!!!}

[time 8,623]

Oh aye, and Pete Townsend's anger and lengthy denials of doing owt wrong regarding his credit card transaction (immediately cancelled) joining him to a kiddie porn website. A few of us heard the interview on Radio Four this week. It'd be fair to say...the public jury is out. Intellectual curiousity or, Gary Glitter with better PR? Dunno myself.

 

Whatever happened to that book he was 'researching'?

[JR976evil 909]

Oh aye, and Pete Townsend's anger and lengthy denials of doing owt wrong regarding his credit card transaction (immediately cancelled) joining him to a kiddie porn website. A few of us heard the interview on Radio Four this week. It'd be fair to say...the public jury is out. Intellectual curiousity or, Gary Glitter with better PR? Dunno myself.

 

Seem to recall Townsend's arrest was part of the same operation that netted Matthew Kelly and some guy from Massive Attack? All were eventually released without charge, for the record

[our Sydney 11]

^Hi

^{As this is a gossip column does anyone know the story behing Constance Briscoe? Yet again those in power are unwilling to let the plebs know about their own.}

^{Best regards}

^Syd

[maryportfuncity 10,657]

Not sure where Briscoe is concerned but I don't believe the allegations are that serious. More in line with public order offences on the back of mental instability/breakdown. Unlikely to put her on the same DL radar as career meltdown cases like Pete Doherty or Kerry Katona. Might be the beginning of the end for her high-profile legal career, mind.

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2215142/Constance-Briscoe-Britains-black-woman-judge-arrested-home.html?openGraphAuthor=%2Fhome%2Fsearch.html%3Fs%3D%26authornamef%3DMartin%2BRobinson

[the_engineer 1,415]

Oh aye, and Pete Townsend's anger and lengthy denials of doing owt wrong regarding his credit card transaction (immediately cancelled) joining him to a kiddie porn website. A few of us heard the interview on Radio Four this week. It'd be fair to say...the public jury is out. Intellectual curiousity or, Gary Glitter with better PR? Dunno myself.

 

Seem to recall Townsend's arrest was part of the same operation that netted Matthew Kelly and some guy from Massive Attack? All were eventually released without charge, for the record

 

People will say (Like im sure they said with savile) if there was any substance to the claims the police would of found out . However many of these people have huge amounts of money and money can buy many things.

 

Also you do wonder whether their is or was a peadophile ring that supplied/supplies celebrities with children. Just like im sure there are people that supply celebs with drugs and many other things if your in the right club or know the right people.

[JR976evil 909]

Oh aye, and Pete Townsend's anger and lengthy denials of doing owt wrong regarding his credit card transaction (immediately cancelled) joining him to a kiddie porn website. A few of us heard the interview on Radio Four this week. It'd be fair to say...the public jury is out. Intellectual curiousity or, Gary Glitter with better PR? Dunno myself.

 

Seem to recall Townsend's arrest was part of the same operation that netted Matthew Kelly and some guy from Massive Attack? All were eventually released without charge, for the record

 

People will say (Like im sure they said with savile) if there was any substance to the claims the police would of found out . However many of these people have huge amounts of money and money can buy many things.

 

Also you do wonder whether their is or was a peadophile ring that supplied/supplies celebrities with children. Just like im sure there are people that supply celebs with drugs and many other things if your in the right club or know the right people.

 

Possessing huge amounts of money didn't help Gary Glitter or Jonathan King....

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219]

Anybody got any idea which "Soap Star" is being looked into regarding the Jimmy Savile investigation?

[Handrejka 1,904]

No idea on the soap star, Dirty Den seems the obvious choice,also thought of the chap whose surname is like a Dr Who villain minus the s (first name the same as the short one from Cannon and Ball)

 

On an unrelated note, I reckon there will loads of stuff coming out about Kirk Douglas when he dies.

 

On a further unrelated note, does anyone else believe the rumours about Paul Newman and Tom Cruise from when they worked together?

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219]

No idea on the soap star, Dirty Den seems the obvious choice,also thought of the chap whose surname is like a Dr Who villain minus the s (first name the same as the short one from Cannon and Ball)

 

On an unrelated note, I reckon there will loads of stuff coming out about Kirk Douglas when he dies.

 

On a further unrelated note, does anyone else believe the rumours about Paul Newman and Tom Cruise from when they worked together?

Why did you think of Bobby ..... Handy?

What do you reckon will come out about Kirk and what are the rumours about Newman and Cruise?

Tell me more!!