Guest Daisy Pusher Posted November 27, 2004 It is widely reported that Shelly Long of "Cheers" fame, was recently released from the hospital after a suicide attempt. If she can refine her technique, would she qualify for the list? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Teddy 21 Posted November 27, 2004 Given that the criteria is quite simple a ) are they living? b ) are thay famous? c ) are the likely to die? I think Shelley manages a ) and b ) - only questions is does she meet c)? But before we pick her, what is the source for the report. I mean, we can't just go on hearsay.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Daisy Pusher Posted November 27, 2004 http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=stor..._tv/people_long This is the story. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
faustus 9 Posted November 27, 2004 Thae article sez she fell on the set of Cheers years ago...I feel a claim coming on...She's not a Scouser is she ?.... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted November 27, 2004 Thae article sez she fell on the set of Cheers years ago...I feel a claim coming on...She's not a Scouser is she ?.... stand by for a load of scouser postings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Teddy 21 Posted November 27, 2004 After the death of Emlyn, I think you will find the scousers are still in mourning - not, of course, that I am implying that they all wallow in self-pity - someone else beat me to that one Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
mattd007 1 Posted December 1, 2004 what is a scouser? on Entertainment Tonight they said it wasnt a suicide attempt but an accidental drug overdose. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Daisy Pusher Posted December 2, 2004 ET doesn't like to stir controversy, if it were an accidental overdose, she may stay 1 or 2 days, she was in the hospital over a week and has been depressed over the break-up of her marriage. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Shuffler Posted December 3, 2004 what is a scouser? on Entertainment Tonight they said it wasnt a suicide attempt but an accidental drug overdose. An interesting question. However, the mundane answer, my friend from across the pond, is that a scouser is neither a suicide attempt nor an accidental drug overdose but a person hailing from the good City of Liverpool UK Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VileBody 11 Posted December 3, 2004 Now that video recorders are being discontinued, what will Scousers be able to sell in pubs now? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Teddy 21 Posted December 3, 2004 Now that video recorders are being discontinued, what will Scousers be able to sell in pubs now? Drugs?? Guns?? A chip for both shoulders?? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest scouser Posted December 31, 2004 Thae article sez she fell on the set of Cheers years ago...I feel a claim coming on...She's not a Scouser is she ?.... stand by for a load of scouser postings. zzzzzzzzzz........... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 214 Posted March 15, 2006 It's good to see that Shelley Long 56, has her own thread, albeit one that seems to have become about Scousers. After Shelley's alleged suicide attempt 16 months ago, she is still stubbornly breathing, and busy working on new projects. Never mind I'm sure she can't last for more than 30 years or so. One to keep an eye on I fancy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted March 15, 2006 From Teddy's signature... "Tears are sometimes an inappropriate response to death. When a life has been lived completely honestly, completely successfully, or just completely, the correct response to death's perfect punctuation mark is a smile." - Julie Burchill Well I'll certainly be smiling when she goes As for Shelly Long, if she goes my only regrets for her is that she didn't show enough of her bod, after looking so promising in 'Night Shift'.... Potential suicides are hard to predict. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 97 Posted March 16, 2006 It's good to see that Shelley Long 56, has her own thread, albeit one that seems to have become about Scousers. After Shelley's alleged suicide attempt 16 months ago, she is still stubbornly breathing, and busy working on new projects. Never mind I'm sure she can't last for more than 30 years or so. One to keep an eye on I fancy. What are you, typing every piss-poor candidate into the search engine and seeing who has a thread? Bitterness is your enemy my friend! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
M Busby Airlines 7 Posted March 16, 2006 It's good to see that Shelley Long 56, has her own thread, albeit one that seems to have become about Scousers. After Shelley's alleged suicide attempt 16 months ago, she is still stubbornly breathing, and busy working on new projects. Never mind I'm sure she can't last for more than 30 years or so. One to keep an eye on I fancy. What are you, typing every piss-poor candidate into the search engine and seeing who has a thread? Bitterness is your enemy my friend! Even by my standards - this is pathetic!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
zebedee 0 Posted March 16, 2006 I always had this fantasy about porking her. I pray that she stays alive so that someday, somewhere, somehow my dream WILL come true.......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cerberus 302 Posted March 16, 2006 And presumably the successful line will be ... "BOING!! Time for bed!" How could she resist? Not unattractive in her prime, but I always thought she had a rather annoying whiney voice. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Life Begins at 5 o'clock 7 Posted March 24, 2006 As I don't speak British...what is a Scouser? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
The Four Horsemen 26 Posted March 24, 2006 They're those things made of sponge with a rough side for cleaning pots and pans........ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted March 24, 2006 As I don't speak British...what is a Scouser? Ah!, Déjà vu! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Makeety Makondo 0 Posted November 25, 2006 It is widely reported that Shelly Long of "Cheers" fame, was recently released from the hospital after a suicide attempt. If she can refine her technique, would she qualify for the list? Isnt that a slight bit distasteful? Anyway, she OD'd on pills. Its quite possible it was just the old "cry for help" scenario. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arsewipe 202 Posted March 3, 2021 Thought I'd bump this for no reason just to piss some fucker off. Edit: Quite a few of the above not posted in years. Canadian Paul over 4000 posts but nothing since 2013, maybe one for the dead deathlisters list......... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 12,633 Posted March 3, 2021 2 minutes ago, Arsewipe said: Thought I'd bump this for no reason just to piss some fucker off. Plot twist: PB logs in, sees you've done this, sticks you on admin preview and you become the "fucker" who is "pissed off". 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Arsewipe 202 Posted March 3, 2021 1 minute ago, Ulitzer95 said: Plot twist: PB logs in, sees you've done this, sticks you on admin preview and you become the "fucker" who is "pissed off". Fuck him and all he stands for. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
