Who Should Be On The 2015 Deathlist?

[Banshees Scream 110]

The demise of these famed names is unlikely but anything could happen. First we have former vice president Dick Cheney, confessed murderer OJ Simpson, Bernie Maddoff who was responsible for the largest ponzi scheme in US history and the worlds smallest man who is Chandra Bahadur Dangi. The supreme leader of Iran Ayatollah Al Khamenei, the Thailand King and also King Abdullah who are worth some consideration if you think so.

[Phantom 2,533]

Stuart Hall would be a good one to include. 85 years old, in prison for child molestation and has a known heart condition

[Guest Guest]

Mary Wilson, widow of Harold Wilson, turns 99 on 16th January. Also Clarissa Eden (former Mrs Anthony Eden) will be 95 in June. Both should be given serious consideration if they haven't already.

 

Good call.By the law of averages the chances of 2 PM widows making it to 100 must be pretty low so at least one of them has to die soon. In fact Mary Wilson would be the first ever prime ministerial spouse to make it to 100 I believe

[Deathray 2,940]

I really think we need one corrie actor on their, Liz Dawn, William Roache or Eileen Derbyshire being the obvious candidates.

 

Btw, does Anne Kirkbride look as fucked as Dierdre in real life, if so she'd make a great contender especially giving her recent two month sick leave, maybe she's fell ill and is keeping it quiet due to the depression she experienced during the whole lymphona thing in the 90's. Thoughts? Or Doreen Keogh.

[Phantom 2,533]

I really think we need one corrie actor on their, Liz Dawn, William Roache or Eileen Derbyshire being the obvious candidates. Btw, does Anne Kirkbride look as fucked as Dierdre in real life, if so she'd make a great contender especially giving her recent two month sick leave, maybe she's fell ill and is keeping it quiet due to the depression she experienced during the whole lymphona thing in the 90's. Thoughts?

 

I'd say Liz Dawn is the most likely out of all those.

[RIP Wee Jum 1,559]

How about Scottish climber Tom Weir's widow Rhona Weir ?

 

94 years old

[Guest Anwar Muhammad, MD]

Mary Wilson, widow of Harold Wilson, turns 99 on 16th January. Also Clarissa Eden (former Mrs Anthony Eden) will be 95 in June. Both should be given serious consideration if they haven't already.

 

Good call.By the law of averages the chances of 2 PM widows making it to 100 must be pretty low so at least one of them has to die soon. In fact Mary Wilson would be the first ever prime ministerial spouse to make it to 100 I believe

 

You are talking total garbage here. The chances of 2 random PM widows making it to 100 may be quite slim, but the conditional probability of someone at 99 becoming a centenarian are usually pretty good, provided that they are not already terminally ill.

 

I'm also ptty sure that the "law of averages" or any other (real) statistical law has nothing to say about this particular situation, other than that two random nonagerians have a higher chance to die within a year than an average member of the general population.

[Guest SovietoBlaster]

Sylvia Miles is in hospice care

[Deathray 2,940]

Deathray already suggested those two JR, he loves the GGILFs.

 

They're not really famous enough anyway, can you imagine anyone being motivated to exclaim "na na na na na, na na na na" if Clarissa Expires At All?

 

Norma Major might, as it'll make the longest-lived ex-PM wife,

[Guest Ricardo Figueira]

"The unknown man"'s list seems perfect, I would add Manoel de Oliveira (the oldest working cinema director, age 106) and maybe some wild guesses from the world of music. We lost Joe Cocker and Lou Reed this year, why not add... I don't know, Alice Cooper or Lemmy Klimster?

[Dr. Zorders 1,271]

Where the fuck's Welshman? Hasn't been online since the 23rd.

 

If they have already had the meeting without reading my PM I'm gonna drain Gloucestershire's biggest sewage plant into Offa's Dyke

[Dr. Zorders 1,271]

Where the fuck are they? this is fuckdiculous

[Deathray 2,940]

I'd assume the list would have been locked before Christmas Zorders to be honest, with a few spares obviously.

[Dr. Zorders 1,271]

No this years and 2013 were both done after Xmas.

[Dr. Zorders 1,271]

Does anyone know if they've had the meeting yet? This is so fucking annoying, they read my list last year.....

 

Don't make me go all Delia Smith (where are you.....)

[Sean 6,330]

Last minute pleas (and excuses to make me look smug):

 

Definitely Keep:

Everyone born before 1920.

Sam Simon

Stephen Hawking

Fidel Castro

Prince Philip

George H.W Bush

 

Definitely add:

Sir Nicholas Winton

June Foray

Sheila Mercier

Alan Young

Maureen O`Hara

Liz Smith

Jimmy Hill

Antony Booth

Leonard Nimoy

Mary Tyler Moore

Colin Dexter

 

Definitely Bring back:

Herman Wouk

Muhammad Ali

Nancy Reagan

Cliff Michelmore

[Guest jon]

Last minute pleas (and excuses to make me look smug):

 

Definitely Keep:

Everyone born before 1920.

Sam Simon

Stephen Hawking

Fidel Castro

Prince Philip

George H.W Bush

 

Definitely add:

Sir Nicholas Winton

June Foray

Sheila Mercier

Alan Young

Maureen O`Hara

Liz Smith

Jimmy Hill

Antony Booth

Leonard Nimoy

Mary Tyler Moore

Colin Dexter

 

Definitely Bring back:

Herman Wouk

Muhammad Ali

Nancy Reagan

Cliff Michelmore

 

Definitely Colin Dexter. How on earth he's still alive I don't know, and I haven't heard anything of him in years.....

[Windsor 2,233]

My top 50 for 2015. Discuss.

 

Sam Simon

Robert Mugabe

Bhumibol Abdulyadej

Rob Ford

Bob Dole

Muhammed Ali

Qaboos bin Sa'id

Zsa Zsa Gabor

Ian Brady

Peter Sutcliffe

Clive James

Caroline Aherne

Abdelaziz Bouteflika

George H. W. Bush

Nancy Reagan

Greville Janner

Rev Billy Graham

Henry Sandon

Sheila Sim

Desmond Tutu

Jean Alexander

Leon Brittan

Prince Philip

Sir Roger Bannister

Sir Albert McQuarrie

Mary Wilson

Pope Benedict XVI

Pope Francis

Ayatollah Ali Khamenei

Sir Christopher Lee

Stephen Hawking

Harlan Ellison

Jim Bowen

Fidel Castro

Grand Duke Jean

Kirk Douglas

Denis Healey

Valerie Harper

Ken Dodd

Sir Nicholas Winton

Jalal Talabani

Vera Lynn

Murray Walker

Lord Snowdon

Flora Fraser

Tariq Aziz

Bill Cosby

Liz Smith

Liz Dawn

Daisy Berkowitz.

[wildstorm 297]

My top 50 for 2015. Discuss.

 

...all these names....

 

Both popes? I'd scrap Pope Francis in exchange for another candidate you were considering.

[Windsor 2,233]

My top 50 for 2015. Discuss.

 

...all these names....

 

Both popes? I'd scrap Pope Francis in exchange for another candidate you were considering.

 

I know his death is unlikely, but he does like a stunt with the public...and its only a matter of time before he encounters a proper nutter.

[Windsor 2,233]

Having said that, I have just noticed I omitted Sean Connery...

[Dr. Zorders 1,271]

If they've still got Jost van der West-who-zen on, and Sutcliffe not on, I'm off

 

Fuckin pricks showing up once a year and not listening to new blood.......

[USFuneralDirector 2]

My 50 for 2015

 

1. Sam Simon

2. Billy Graham

3. Zsa Zsa Gabor

4. George HW Bush

5. Nancy Reagan

6. Rob Ford

7. Bob Dole

8. David Rockefeller

9. Little Jimmy Dickens

10. Mary Tyler Moore

11. Olivia DeHaviland

12. Muhammad Ali

13. Robert Schuller

14. Hugh Downs

15. John Glenn

15. Maureen O'Hara

16. Sidney Poitier

17. Fidel Castro

18. Mikhail Gorbachev

19. I.M. Pei

20. Herman Wouk

21. Norman Lloyd

22. Prince Phillip

23. Jake LaMotta

24. Christopher Lee

25. William Schallert

26. Doris Day

27. Liz Smith

28. Ara Parseghian

29. Lee Iacocca

30. George Kennedy

31. BB King

32. Fats Domino

33. Chuck Berry

34. Hal Holbrook

35. Harper Lee

36. Jerry Lewis

37. Hugh Hefner

38. Ruth Bader Ginsburg

39. Janet Reno

40. John Paul Stevens

41. Henry Kissinger

42. David Dinkins

43. Harry Belafonte

44. Barbara Bush

46. Bishop Desmond Tutu

47. O.J. Simpson

48. Walter Mondale

49. Beverly Cleary

50. Stephen Hawking

[Toast 16,144]

If they've still got Jost van der West-who-zen on, and Sutcliffe not on, I'm off

 

Fuckin pricks showing up once a year and not listening to new blood.......

 

Bye.

[Dr. Zorders 1,271]

If they've still got Jost van der West-who-zen on, and Sutcliffe not on, I'm off

 

Fuckin pricks showing up once a year and not listening to new blood.......

 

Bye.

If they've still got Jost van der West-who-zen on, and Sutcliffe not on, I'm off

 

Fuckin pricks showing up once a year and not listening to new blood.......

 

Bye.

 

Im sorry, I take that back like a bad case of a false-positive-Ebola test.

 

THEY ONLY DIDNT PUT SUTCLIFFE ON BECAUSE I SENT A PM TO THE COMITTEE BUT THEY DIDNT READ IT UNTIL IT WAS TOO LATE. LAST YEAR THEY READ MY POST-XMAS PM, THIS YEAR THEY DIDNT BECAUSE WELSHMAN WAS TOO BUSY WRITING FAN LETTERS TO JAMES CORDEN WISHING HIM GOOD LUCK ON CRACKING THE AMERICAN MARKET

 

THAT ISNT MY FOLT.

 

OKAY BROS? (AND SISTERS)

 

THIS WHOLE 2015 LIST SHEBANG THING WOULD OF BEEN MUCH BETTER WITH MY INPUT BUT HEY ITS STILL A DARN SIGHT BETTER THAN THE 2014 LIST SO CONGRETURATIONS TO THEM I GUESS