charon 4,943 Posted July 7, 2017 The wary word there is "threat". USA less a threat ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,443 Posted July 13, 2017 18 minutes ago, YoungWillz said: Hide contents Boo! Controversial political point, there. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,226 Posted July 13, 2017 46 minutes ago, YoungWillz said: Reveal hidden contents Boo! Fondly enough, my dog, despite its very liberal stance, agrees with this point. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,443 Posted July 13, 2017 3 minutes ago, Joey Russ said: Fondly enough, my dog, despite its very liberal stance, agrees with this point. Would you say in the current economic climate, he's having..a ruff time of it? 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
YoungWillz 21,044 Posted July 16, 2017 Available now. Get your Tiny Theresa doll. An immaculate representation of an incumbent Prime Minister. Opens up to reveal lizard species. The best crying doll ever. Comes with: (1) A recording of the BBC exit poll. Watch Theresa weep! (2) The box transforms into a model tower block which you can set fire to - adult supervision required. Try to make Theresa cry, you won't be able to do it! We guarantee. (3) A bonus companion - Irish Arlene. They're inseparable! A simple thread pull and Theresa speaks! Hear her roar obscenities at Europeans. (Bonus farewell speech at Conference separately available). Deny your friends a pay rise, but give yourself one! Make yourself powerful at the expense of your communities! Additional outfits are available from top designers - £10,000 each. Coming soon - more friends for Theresa, including Beardy Mundell - a puppet who makes all kinds of untrue promises. Sadly, this companion comes with no guarantee. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted August 7, 2017 Theresa May action figure launched – with 'weak and wobbly leadership skills' included The limited-run toy is expected to be followed by a range of other nefarious politicians in miniature form. Meet Theresa Mayhem, the blundering “action” woman at the head of the dastardly coalition of chaos. The novelty toy was created by surrealist “urban artist” Chaingun – originally from Belfast but now living in Bristol – in response to the bungling PM ’s election setback. It promises to include “weak and wobbly leadership skills” and an NHS-busting efficiency savings arsenal. The hilarious figure was given a limited run, just like May’s place at the head of a majority Tory government. The artist said: “Weak and vulnerable with power slipping through her fingers, she was forced to turn to the only political party desperate enough to get into bed with her, the DUP. So the Coalition of Chaos was born.” Other politicians aren’t yet off the hook. Chaingun Art are threatening to expand their line with other “notorious” political figures. Watch out, Boris Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 214 Posted September 8, 2017 Nah, the real clowns are Barnier and Juncker, those fucknuts want Brexit to fail at any price. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted September 20, 2017 The Catalan non approved referendum is getting tasty. Barca chip in.. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted September 28, 2017 The RUC PSNI have Telt an estate in Belfast that the Protestantly challenged families should leave, 'Now'. Shades of 69, been quiet too long. In 69 the IRA died and the Provo's took over. The Provo's gave up 25 years ago. Wha's next? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,443 Posted September 29, 2017 Henry Bolton is the new leader of UKIP. I haven't a fucking clue who that is. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted October 1, 2017 On 9/29/2017 at 12:30, msc said: Henry Bolton is the new leader of UKIP. I haven't a fucking clue who that is. The son of Mr. and Mrs. Bolton. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted October 1, 2017 761 folk injured so far in the Catalan referendum/non referendum. Barcelona forced to play behind closed doors today. Sounds mental trouble, Basque cops wading in with batons and rubber bullets all day. Tonight will be interesting Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted October 2, 2017 22 hours ago, charon said: 761 folk injured so far in the Catalan referendum/non referendum. Barcelona forced to play behind closed doors today. Sounds mental trouble, Basque cops wading in with batons and rubber bullets all day. Tonight will be interesting The Spanish Goverrnment bussed in hundreds of Police from outside the region, I suspect that they were the ones giving it the big one? The Guardia Civil are nasty bastards too, almost certainly went in to give a good kick in. Blimey, it was like Franco had risen from the grave. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted October 2, 2017 Two minds. Franco's politzi were thuggish Nazi bastards. BUT, they battered fuck out the Scotia Nazis in 73 and it meant their biggest ever trophy was presented in a shitter. Watched a few vids earlier , about the Catalan firemen in full uniform, getting battoned tae fuck by the Basque politzi. Nasty shite. Polls were around 50/50. Results 90/10 due to Spanish not leaving the house, but this is major. No passeran now I think. Which in fitba terms, means no barca, espanyol in LA liga. Welcome to the Spfl , comrades. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted October 2, 2017 2 minutes ago, charon said: Two minds. Franco's politzi were thuggish Nazi bastards. BUT, they battered fuck out the Scotia Nazis in 73 and it meant their biggest ever trophy was presented in a shitter. Watched a few vids earlier , about the Catalan firemen in full uniform, getting battoned tae fuck by the Basque politzi. Nasty shite. Polls were around 50/50. Results 90/10 due to Spanish not leaving the house, but this is major. No passeran now I think. Which in fitba terms, means no barca, espanyol in LA liga. Welcome to the Spfl , comrades. Yep, its not going away, serious shit now. I will be interested to see PSGs response when its floated that Barca join Le Championnat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted October 2, 2017 Atlantic league beckons. More importantly, when it happens, seeya to the Fourth Reich. EU can't stand Spain imploding. Fun times beckon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,443 Posted October 2, 2017 I mean, LOL after Madrid's fuckwittery over the Scotland indy vote. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted October 10, 2017 He might just call this despite the rumours of fudging. He just fucking might. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted October 10, 2017 You did bottle it cunto. A few weeks delay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted October 14, 2017 Well, maybe Trump IS right.... https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/iran-blamed-for-cyberattack-on-parliament-that-hit-dozens-of-mps-including-theresa-may/ar-AAtpPag?li=BBoPRmx&ocid=mailsignout Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted October 14, 2017 6 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Well, maybe Trump IS right.... https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/uknews/iran-blamed-for-cyberattack-on-parliament-that-hit-dozens-of-mps-including-theresa-may/ar-AAtpPag?li=BBoPRmx&ocid=mailsignout Or maybe the powers that be figure'd it's about time to dust off the Iraq war playbook... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218 Posted October 15, 2017 9 hours ago, Deathray said: Or maybe the powers that be figure'd it's about time to dust off the Iraq war playbook... Possibly. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted October 15, 2017 ^^ well Larry Flint has offered $10m to anycunto that gets The Donald impeached.... Bye bye porn empire Larry. And with the threat of reevaluation of gun control Laws, saw this today to show what their up against. At the start of the construction of the Astrodome in Houston, they didn't break the ground in the Ceremony with shovels, but with bullets. Mentalists. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
