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875 now. Wonder if Aaron Ramsey's hit a hat trick.  Are we expecting a big death? 

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17 minutes ago, Paul Bearer said:

875 now. Wonder if Aaron Ramsey's hit a hat trick.  Are we expecting a big death? 

 

Twitter thinks the Queens dead, probably bollocks but might explain our traffic....

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18 minutes ago, Paul Bearer said:

875 now. Wonder if Aaron Ramsey's hit a hat trick.  Are we expecting a big death? 

 

1 minute ago, Kinnock said:

 

Twitter thinks the Queens dead, probably bollocks but might explain our traffic....

 

Guess we'll find out soon enough.  Holy shit, what a miss. (If true) 

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33 minutes ago, Paul Bearer said:

 

 

Guess we'll find out soon enough.  Holy shit, what a miss. (If true) 

 

This appears to be the source.  Not what I had in mind when I said "probably bollocks" tbh :lol:

 

 

 

 

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Fake news aside.... so it's to be assumed true that should a real event (i.e. Queen) happen, there are a few thousand people who check in to DL to see about it?  Where are they the rest of the time?  

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5 hours ago, Sir Creep said:

Fake news aside.... so it's to be assumed true that should a real event (i.e. Queen) happen, there are a few thousand people who check in to DL to see about it?  Where are they the rest of the time?  

 

I'd guess it's more of a case of we have a few thousand (possibly more) infrequent browsers but should the Queen die or something similar happen they'd all turn up at once.

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472 online now at 5am the morning.

 

Bit squiffy.

 

Has the cache time for guest browser being added to online always been 30 minutes? Sure it used to be 15 (which would explain a lot of the massive increase).

 

Also seems like hundreds of these guests are not doing anything? I don't just mean 'idling' they're not even being registered as idling on a page there just being registered as a 'Guest' but with no activity.

 

Normally they' have a visited page under each one but if you click through the who's online twenty odd a page seem to have nout under them.... so seems like a whole host of bots or phantom users?

 

Has Invision released an update recently to change how it logs guests?

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Further to the above Invision release an update on the 29th November to fix critical issues from the 12th November release.

 

It looks as though they've created another minor issue in the attempt to fix the critical issues - assumedly they have an admin report system that one of the forum bigwigs might want to utilise to encourage them to fix it in the next update, until then take at least 50% of the guest total for an accurate figure....

 

https://invisioncommunity.com/release-notes/

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Guest count around 500 right now.

Not surprising considering the new list is gonna be up in about 2 hours or so...

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2 hours ago, Paul Bearer said:

1,444 now. Who died? 

 

Edit 1532. 

 

It's probably because of an Olivia Newton-John death hoax.

I won't post the links because they are infected with Malicious Redirection 36. So don't go looking for 'em.

 

 

ONJ.jpg

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