Deathlist Pigeon Relay System

[Dr. Zorders 1,271]

Do we have any pigeon fanciers here? Or better yet, someone who knows how to train them?

 

I was just pondering this post by DDT (I'll leave you all to speculate on how much he was or wasn't licking his lips while typing it).

 

Anyone up for a game of "predict the next terrorist atrocity on Western soil"?

 

I'm going for several different cities around the UK in the week before Christmas. Groups of armed and suicide belted jihadists simultaneously run amok in busy shopping precincts, causing utter carnage. The final death toll will be about 150-200.

 

Over to you.

I was thinking, if ISIS-critters start successfully attacking UK power stations and we have long-lasting blackouts, it's gonna be pretty hard for some of you guys to do your "burble burble, well we had it coming etc etc, burble burble, shouldn't have invaded, burble burble, Chillcoat Equerry, etc etc. consequence of Western mint imperials etc etc."

So how are we going to remain in contact in case of such an extended internet blackout? Surely we need some kind of emergency back-up secondary communication system? Like a pigeon message thingy?

 

If message-carrying pigeons are outside of our skill range, how about just putting some of those stringed-cups between (y)our houses or something? HAM radio? Anyone?

[charon 4,943]

Why the fuck are you so infatuated about muzzies?

 

Quite easily could be Belfast imo the way things are shaping .

 

 

Did a nasty brown man not touch you up one time when you were moist or summat?

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

I'd say he's run out of ways to bait Phantom so now he's trying to lure DDT into a 'you love ISIS' argument. Because of course anyone that mentions the M word without also saying that all 7 billion of them are beard faced terrorists are ISIS supporters, right?

[charon 4,943]

 

I welcome the chase from the wee prick

 

 

++++now where did I put that pm from last year????++++

[DevonDeathTrip 2,357]

I've got a generator, a tractor, lots of diesel, a log fire, a Rayburn and a gun, so don't imagine I'll be unduly affected.

 

Mind, I'll spare a thought for disadvantaged people in urban hell-holes like Milton Keynes, who will probably have resorted to cannibalism after a couple of days without their microwave. Wouldn't it be ironic if some of those who now espouse hate for people even less fortunate than themselves became refugees, seeking out the kindness of others?

[charon 4,943]

 

 

 

Quote...

 

"Among the Halibuts, there are certainly evil ones, but doubtless there are also numerous peaceful, law-abiding people. If we decide to destroy them all, we are driving the good ones to join the rebels and create for ourselves an awesome, endless job of killing the Halibuts"

 

 

Now zordie shore would probably go that doesn't reflect the 'now' .

 

 

 

It was 150 years ago when it was said, when the Chinese Halibuts tried to create a Caliphate and killed millions.

 

 

Now, the dilema is, his vaunted country didn't exactly cover their butchers apron in glory over that muzzie uprising.....

 

I hope the wee cunt gets conscripted.

[Dr. Zorders 1,271]

I've got a generator, a tractor, lots of diesel, a log fire, a Rayburn and a gun, and a limitless supply of delusion, so don't imagine I'll be duly embarrassed.

 

Mind, I'll spare a thought for disadvantaged people in urban hell-holes like Milton Keynes, who will probably have resorted to cannibalism after a couple of days without their microwave. Wouldn't it be ironic if some of those who now espouse hate for people even less fortunate than themselves became refugees, seeking out the kindness of others?

Erm, so you believe your sole generator, tractor, and endless amount of chicken oil or whatever, will be able to magically restore the otherwise blacked out (or ghost-towned) British interweb to life? Or, it will somehow magically power the other DLers' WiFi and computers and whatever?

 

Your

 

"OOOOOHOHOHOHOOOOHOHOUUUUURGHooohhhhohohoorururururuhuuuuuuuuuuuurh *twiddles moustache* well, dear boy wouldn't it be soooooooo ironiiiickkqqqqque if etc ****TWIDDLES MOUSTACHE SO FRANTICALLY HE DROPS DEAD OF ACUTE HEMORRHAGING WRIST RSI****"

 

rant is all well and "good" (and thankfully limited to text, rather than expressed in your fucking croaky toad voice) but it wasn't what I was asking/enquiring about. But I do think it's hilarious that you actually think anyone cares whether or not you live let alone me. Like I said that wasn't even the topic at hand. It was whether moderate-thinking "decent" people will be able to save the day and comfort the families of any dead with their "WELL AD IT COMIN'"-type comments. Duh! Let's not even talk about my level of "preparations" or the other awkward issues that arise from your pile of crap because.....

 

...I have a strong feeling though that whether or not it was the topic at hand is irrelevant to you.

If this whole "ISISlam vs. Logic/Brain matter/every human development since cave times" war is ever "over and done with" (in the happy way), someone really needs to look into the common psychological condition where someone believes that the smug-soundingness of their argument is all they need to be correct, especially if it's a first (and probably last) comeback, and they completely ignore ensuing rebuttals and facts and defusing of their wanky argument, or just someone pointing out that they're replying to a query that they only imagined, just because their wrongful response got a vague golf clap from some other easily led little crowd of turnipy bumpkins who happened to be present at the time. I've been pondering that one for a long time, maybe they should call it Being A Fucktard Disease?

 

I'm just trying to help you ultimately, by pointing out if you think "sassy comebacks" are the answer to everything and facts or truth are irrelevant to them, you might be more like a cigarette smoking 52-year-old quintuple-divorced flat chested Loose-Women watching bint than the hard-headed chicken fucking badass you think you are that's all.

[Dr. Zorders 1,271]

I'd say he's run out of ways to bait Phantom so now he's trying to lure DDT into a 'you love ISIS' argument. Because of course anyone that mentions the M word without also saying that all 7 billion of them are beard faced terrorists are ISIS supporters, right?

So you'll be taking your kid(s) to the nearest Mosque Open Day next time it happens right? Or, I'm gonna guess..... not?

(Cue "DON'T TALK ABOUT MY FAMILY YOU SCUM" from someone who was squawking and crowing just the other day about how sure she was my mother is a completely innocent laudable parenting genius who deserves a gold medal)

 

If the answer's no, here's an idea, you could just refrain from pointlessly defending things/people you have no good fucking reason to, and who don't even really "need" your help, then you wouldn't end up further frazzling your mind in pointless battles with someone like me who doesn't just crumple at the first "OH so your sayin their all terorrist are ya!?!?!?"

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

My kids are too old for mummy to take them on day trips, but one of them is going out with a boy with a slightly suspicious looking rucksack. She'll be donning a hijab and buying a 'My First Chemistry Set' before you know it, the traitorous little wench.

 

And I can't find any post I've made declaring your mother's 'innocence' - indeed, I believe you when you say she has treated you in some heinous way. Why would someone lie about that? But in the same vein, many people have had terrible things afflicted on them by their mothers, but they don't all then blame their entire life's woes on their abuser, nor do they turn into the most woe-is-me twat-knuckle on the planet.

[Magere Hein 1,399]

Surely we need some kind of emergency back-up secondary communication system? Like a pigeon message thingy?

 

We have thought of everything: IP over Avian Carriers.

[Spade_Cooley 9,474]

Mmmmmmamama used to say

Zorders you're a cunt

[Toast 16,063]

I was thinking, if ISIS-critters start successfully attacking UK power stations and we have long-lasting blackouts, it's gonna be pretty hard for some of you guys to do your "burble burble, well we had it coming etc etc, burble burble, shouldn't have invaded, burble burble, Chillcoat Equerry, etc etc. consequence of Western mint imperials etc etc."

So how are we going to remain in contact in case of such an extended internet blackout? Surely we need some kind of emergency back-up secondary communication system? Like a pigeon message thingy?

 

In answer to your original question: we'd do what we did last time we had a major power cut. Go for a drive and charge up our devices in the car.

But as you're probably not old enough to drive, you wouldn't have thought of that.

[charon 4,943]

Charging the batteries means shit unless you are near the cities.

 

Mobile masts in the sticks don't have gennies, only the 'rich' have the necessary ..

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

Well that went down a fucking storm, didn't it!!

I think, possibly, he may, just may mind, gather that he is as welcome here as Gary Glitter is at a McDonalds kids party.

Even my Dads death was more dignified than cunt face Zorders.

 

 

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

Charging the batteries means shit unless you are near the cities.

 

Mobile masts in the sticks don't have gennies, only the 'rich' have the necessary ..

There are a gazillion wind turbines and even more solar panel 'farms' here than you could shake a stick at.

Norfolk may well be a county of interbreeding specialists but it is also a county of self sufficiency.

[charon 4,943]

As I said, 'the rich'

[Phantom 2,530]

I'd say he's run out of ways to bait Phantom so now he's trying to lure DDT into a 'you love ISIS' argument. Because of course anyone that mentions the M word without also saying that all 7 billion of them are beard faced terrorists are ISIS supporters, right?

 

He's been reading the Famous Five series, so he feels that he can successfully unearth an ISIS terrorist network that has myself and DDT at the helm

[Lard Bazaar 3,799]

And you'd have gotten away with it if it weren't for them pesky DL kids!

[Dr. Zorders 1,271]

Well that went down a fucking storm, didn't it!!

I think, possibly, he may, just may mind, gather that he is as welcome here as Gary Glitter is at a McDonalds kids party.

Even my Dads death was more dignified than cunt face Zorders.

 

 

Why do you keep saying stuff like that (you also mentioned Savile and Harris) when you're the one who thinks child abuse is funny?

 

I've tried to be as diplomatic about this as possible. You really need to get over that. It was shits and giggles. Japes. You know, like we used to have in the good old days before we spent most of our time trying not to get suicide bombed.... twat.

 

Maybe if you apologise to Stephen Hawking for stealing his world drooling record he'll help you find a universe where old people dying is more of an off-limits topic than defenseless tiddlers being wrecked by jibbering Stalinist apes.

 

Mmmmmmamama used to say

Zorders you're a cunt

Sorry I don't listen to hip-hop.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

 

Well that went down a fucking storm, didn't it!!

I think, possibly, he may, just may mind, gather that he is as welcome here as Gary Glitter is at a McDonalds kids party.

Even my Dads death was more dignified than cunt face Zorders.

 

 

Why do you keep saying stuff like that (you also mentioned Savile and Harris) when you're the one who thinks child abuse is funny?

 

I've tried to be as diplomatic about this as possible. You really need to get over that. It was shits and giggles. Japes. You know, like we used to have in the good old days before we spent most of our time trying not to get suicide bombed.... twat.

 

Maybe if you apologise to Stephen Hawking for stealing his world drooling record he'll help you find a universe where old people dying is more of an off-limits topic than defenseless tiddlers being wrecked by jibbering Stalinist apes.

 

Mmmmmmamama used to say

Zorders you're a cunt

Sorry I don't listen to hip-hop.

 

Child abuse funny? Well no, not really, however the notion that a famous fiddler could turn up at your kids shindig is, well, a bit amusing. Not like it will ever happen tho, right?

How do I put this without going into rant mode? That's a bit difficult with you because you are, without any shadow of a doubt, a vile and nasty cunt who needs his legs breaking and his brains spilling out through his nostrils.

Its not like Im full to the brim with hate but you engender a kind of dislike and hatred that touches all corners of the globe really.

You have demonstrated a knack of pissing off and irritating virtually everybody on this forum, a pretty neat trick considering its the broadest of broad churches.

I never thought I would ever see the day when people like DDT and Phantom would come under fire from a complete fuck knuckle like you, they are the good guys on here, not that you would know because you paint everybody with the same shit brush you use to bullshit his way through this place.

The joke is, of course, they are ten times the human you are, they are smarter, wittier and everything you so desperately would love to be, liked.

As it is, I fucking hate you and so does everybody else. You bring absolutely fuck all to this forum except constant horn locking with whoever you have decided to go toe to toe with, fuck, Ive had my share of spats on here in years past but that is nothing compared to your constant fucktardiness that does bugger all good for you or for us.

Can you just not take the huge hint that you ought to piss off to another forum and leave this one the fuck alone?

Go on, fuck off, find another place to reinvent your self and give the rest of us a break from you.

Seriously, your time here is pretty much up, only a complete cretin would soldier on regardless.

Cunt.

[Dr. Zorders 1,271]

 

 

Well that went down a fucking storm, didn't it!!

I think, possibly, he may, just may mind, gather that he is as welcome here as Gary Glitter is at a McDonalds kids party.

Even my Dads death was more dignified than cunt face Zorders.

 

 

Why do you keep saying stuff like that (you also mentioned Savile and Harris) when you're the one who thinks child abuse is funny?

 

I've tried to be as diplomatic about this as possible. You really need to get over that. It was shits and giggles. Japes. You know, like we used to have in the good old days before we spent most of our time trying not to get suicide bombed.... twat.

 

Maybe if you apologise to Stephen Hawking for stealing his world drooling record he'll help you find a universe where old people dying is more of an off-limits topic than defenseless tiddlers being wrecked by jibbering Stalinist apes.

 

Mmmmmmamama used to say

Zorders you're a cunt

Sorry I don't listen to hip-hop.

 

Child abuse funny? Well no, not really, however the notion that a famous fiddler could turn up at your kids shindig is, well, a bit amusing. Not like it will ever happen tho, right?

How do I put this without going into rant mode? That's a bit difficult with you because you are, without any shadow of a doubt, a vile and nasty cunt who needs his legs breaking and his brains spilling out through his nostrils.

Its not like Im full to the brim with hate but you engender a kind of dislike and hatred that touches all corners of the globe really.

You have demonstrated a knack of pissing off and irritating virtually everybody on this forum, a pretty neat trick considering its the broadest of broad churches.

I never thought I would ever see the day when people like DDT and Phantom would come under fire from a complete fuck knuckle like you, they are the good guys on here, not that you would know because you paint everybody with the same shit brush you use to bullshit his way through this place.

The joke is, of course, they are ten times the human you are, they are smarter, wittier and everything you so desperately would love to be, liked.

As it is, I fucking hate you and so does everybody else. You bring absolutely fuck all to this forum except constant horn locking with whoever you have decided to go toe to toe with, fuck, Ive had my share of spats on here in years past but that is nothing compared to your constant fucktardiness that does bugger all good for you or for us.

Can you just not take the huge hint that you ought to piss off to another forum and leave this one the fuck alone?

Go on, fuck off, find another place to reinvent your self and give the rest of us a break from you.

Seriously, your time here is pretty much up, only a complete cretin would soldier on regardless.

Cunt.

 

Cool story bro

[Bentrovato 1,084]

6 years late for this thread. But it made me laugh a bit. Weirdoes the lot of them. ‘Worst day in pigeon racing history’: Thousands of birds vanish during race (msn.com)