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Helen the Shark is recovering after thieves removed her from her pool - and disguised her as a BABY. Despite the incident being filmed, the suspects left while pushing Miss Helen in a pram filled with water and bleach. The house in which Helen was found "looked like almost a mock up of [the San Antonio Aquarium]".

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-45016893

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The Minnesota State Patrol says a motorcyclist has died in a collision with a moose in Northern Minnesota.

The patrol says 66-year-old Gary Allan Vansickle of Milaca was riding a Harley-Davidson on Highway 6 in Koochiching County when he struck a moose that was crossing the road on Saturday. Authorities say Vansickle was wearing a helmet.

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A Florida animal hospital's beloved community alpaca dies after driver feeds it Doritos, Cheese Nips, and peanuts.

The animal hospital said a man in a blue car has dumped food onto the field multiple times a week and that they had spoken to him multiple times.  Most recently, he left three boxes of animal crackers, a large bag of Doritos, two boxes of Cheese Nips and two bags of whole peanuts.  The hospital said this was the first time peanuts were dumped, and the youngest alpaca overindulged.
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A gorilla named Fritz, one of the oldest of his kind living in a European zoo, was euthanized on Monday in southern Germany.

Officials at Nuremberg Zoo said the 55-year-old's health had deteriorated steadily over the weekend — to the point where he could hardly move at all.
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Pretty lucky a gorilla named Fritz ended up in a German zoo, dontchya think?   What were the odds?

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The Phoenix Zoo says an eight-year-old African lion named Kitambi has died after a brief illness.

 

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On 05/07/2017 at 12:50, Sir Creep said:

#33:  For the fourth time, the town of Rabbit Hash, Kentucky elected a dog to be its mayor. Jordie Bamforth says her 3-year-old pit bull Brynneth Pawltro beat out a cat, a chicken and a donkey, among others, to become the next mayor of Rabbit Hash, 78 miles (125 kilometers) north of Lexington.
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Former Rabbit Hash Mayor Lucy Lou has died.

The red and white border collie who served in office from 2008 to 2016 died Sept. 10. She was 12. 

Lucy Lou lived her entire life in Rabbit Hash.  Since her political career took off Lucy Lou attended many charity events and served as spokespet for a women’s crisis center.

Her term as mayor ended earlier than planned in 2016 when she voluntarily left office in order to help her hometown raise funds to rebuild the Rabbit Hash General Store. The 1831 historic building was destroyed by fire in February 2016. With the help of Lucy Lou and others, the Rabbit Hash Historical Society was able to rebuild and reopen the landmark within a year. 
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A man bitten by a lioness at Fresno’s Chaffee Zoo was rushed to the hospital Wednesday night after he was rescued by zoo security officers, officials say.

The man, who was bitten in the foot, is expected to survive.

The incident took place about 11:30 p.m., according to Lyn Myers, general curator at the zoo. She said security officers were aware that someone had entered the zoo grounds and were looking for the intruder when they heard someone calling for help from the lion enclosure.  The man apparently crossed over a four-foot barrier fence near the enclosure, then began climbing a mesh fence in front of the exhibit when a lioness grabbed his foot. There are two lionesses in the enclosure, Zamaya, 4 years old, and Kiki, in her mid-teens. Myers said she did not know which animal grabbed the man’s foot, but the lioness released him when security officers arrived.

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Here's the pride of Chaffee Zoo lions getting treats on Lion's Day 2017.  They almost got em a treat last night, too.

https://www.fresnobee.com/news/local/article166561687.html

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This sucks.

A critically endangered Sumatran tiger pregnant with two cubs was found dead in the Indonesian province of Riau after being caught in a pig trap, authorities said Thursday, in the latest setback to a species whose numbers are estimated to have dwindled to about 400.

The head of the local conservation agency, Suharyono, said the tiger, aged about 4 years, was reportedly trapped earlier this week, escaped and was found dead on Wednesday in a ravine about 150 metres (500 feet) from the trap with part of the snare wrapped around its body.

It was pregnant with male and female cubs, said Suharyono.
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Now some good news:

Toothless, a green tree python, was rushed to the Mount Ommaney vet in Brisbane, after she accidentally swallowed her lower jaw bone while feeding. 

Because it was her first time feeding since laying eggs, it's understood her jaw was weaker than usual.  Toothless' jaw became dislodged and collapsed into her throat.

Thanks to the vet's quick thinking, a brace was made out of a paper clip and molded to fit around the outside of her jaw, helping it align it into place.
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Bulldog bites a boys bawz off in Haddington.

 

The boy is in a coma, the dug is grinning like "how the fuck DO YOU like it?"

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-45811943

 

 

* the boy might outlive the dug.

 

 

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On 10/10/2018 at 18:55, charon said:

 

 

Bulldog bites a boys bawz off in Haddington.

 

The boy is in a coma, the dug is grinning like "how the fuck DO YOU like it?"

 

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-edinburgh-east-fife-45811943

 

 

* the boy might outlive the dug.

 

 

 

 

 

Called it, the boy has outlived the dug.

 

 

However the truth emerges.

 

 

Alone in his flat, knob and baws smeared in peanut butter, then "licky licky pooch".

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6343269/Man-penis-testicles-eaten-bulldog-room-animal.html

 

 

Poor fucking dug. And not just for being put down.

 

 

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17 hours ago, charon said:

 

 

 

Called it, the boy has outlived the dug.

 

 

However the truth emerges.

 

 

Alone in his flat, knob and baws smeared in peanut butter, then "licky licky pooch".

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6343269/Man-penis-testicles-eaten-bulldog-room-animal.html

 

 

Poor fucking dug. And not just for being put down.

 

 


I find grape jelly does the trick

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17 hours ago, charon said:

 

 

 

Called it, the boy has outlived the dug.

 

 

However the truth emerges.

 

 

Alone in his flat, knob and baws smeared in peanut butter, then "licky licky pooch".

 

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6343269/Man-penis-testicles-eaten-bulldog-room-animal.html

 

 

Poor fucking dug. And not just for being put down.

 

 

 

Hopefully a ban on keeping animals his coming that lad's way. What a mong. 

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T2 famously had "I'll be back".

 

T-1 won't be.

 

Managed to bag 13 humans afore she got shot, which a fair effort for this tigress .

 

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/11/03/world/asia/india-tiger-dead.html

 

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Hobby the guinea pig was literally scared to death when he croaked on Monday night as a result of fireworks being let off.

 

A Peruvian man wearing a Guy Fawkes mask was apprehended and later released without charge.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6358337/Heartbroken-woman-condemns-Guy-Fawkes-night-celebrations-films-guinea-pig-dying-fright.html

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17 hours ago, charon said:


Make that 3-1.

A grizzly bear has mauled a mountain biker to death in a national park in the US.  The attack took place a mile away from a campground in the western part of the Glacier National Park in Montana.

The victim has been named by Montana authorities as US Forest Officer Brad Treat, 38.

Even a grizzly bear needs a little Treat once in a while.

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A bald eagle named Polaris, who called the Phoenix Zoo home for 31 years, has died.

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A moped rider has died after hitting a deer in Spartanburg County (South Carolina).  The crash happened just after 6 a.m. Thursday.  The 52-year-old moped rider was taken to Spartanburg Regional Hospital, where troopers said he passed away.  He was not wearing a helmet.

In an unrelated matter there are reports of a helmet-wearing deer running around the streets of Spartanburg County.
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Roger the 'ripped' kangaroo has died of natural causes at the age of 12. He was known for being over 2m (6'7") in height. For scale, that's the size of exactly one Richard Osman.

 

https://abc.net.au/news/2018-12-10/roger-the-ripped-kangaroo-dies/10599312?pfmredir=sm

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Three (3) African elephants dead in two weeks at St Louis's Grant's Farm, making four for the year.

https://www.riverfronttimes.com/newsblog/2018/12/05/grants-farm-elephants-toby-and-mickey-both-died-this-week-anheuser-busch-says

 

https://www.usnews.com/news/best-states/missouri/articles/2018-12-14/elephant-death-third-this-month-at-grants-farm

 

To paraphrase Oscar, to lose one elephant may be regard as misfortune; to lose four...

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