The Worst Job You Ever Ever Had

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

Worst jobs.

We have all had them, well probably.

Ive had two ( apart from the c***s I work for now) the first at the age of 18 when I worked at a waste paper plant. Fucking awful, shit money but the perks of finding zillions of thrown out porno mags was a bonus.

The second job was installing satellite dishes when I left my current employers, before stupidly returning.

The job was easy enough but you had to work like a bastard to earn a living and their 'pressure tactics' forced me to tell the gruff South African foreman to stick the job up his arse.

Happy days, not.

[Phantom 2,533]

Working for a telemarketing company when I was 17 selling double-glazing. I quit after half a day because I don't like cold calling.

[Dr. Zorders 1,271]

Working for a telemarketing company when I was 17 selling double-glazing. I quit after half a day because I don't like cold calling.

Maybe if you'd sold them double glazing it wouldn't have felt as cold, you thick cunt?

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

Working for a telemarketing company when I was 17 selling double-glazing. I quit after half a day because I don't like cold calling.

Cold calling is a true pox on society.

[Tempus Fugit 214]

Cold calling is a true pox on society.

 

 

 

Nah, that's Islam.

 

Altogether now;

 

Muhammad was a goat fucker, a goat fucker,

 

Muhammad was a paedophile, a paedophile.

[The Mad Hatter 1,092]

 

Cold calling is a true pox on society.

 

Nah, that's Islam.

 

Altogether now;

 

Muhammad was a goat fucker, a goat fucker,

 

Muhammad was a paedophile, a paedophile.

we already have to deal with zorders.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

 

Cold calling is a true pox on society.

 

 

 

Nah, that's Islam.

 

Altogether now;

 

Muhammad was a goat fucker, a goat fucker,

 

Muhammad was a paedophile, a paedophile.

 

You no longer wear the crown.

[Tempus Fugit 214]

You no longer wear the crown.

 

 

 

 

 

Of thorns?

 

Nah, that was that Jewish troublemaking cunt Jesus.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

 

You no longer wear the crown.

 

 

 

 

 

Of thorns?

 

Nah, that was that Jewish troublemaking cunt Jesus.

 

His dad was even worse

[Tempus Fugit 214]

 

 

You no longer wear the crown.

 

 

 

 

 

Of thorns?

 

Nah, that was that Jewish troublemaking cunt Jesus.

 

His dad was even worse

 

Too right, dirty fucker raped a virgin and turned her husband Joseph into a cuckold.

 

Deities, I ask you, omnipotence goes right to their heads.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

 

 

 

You no longer wear the crown.

 

 

 

 

 

Of thorns?

 

Nah, that was that Jewish troublemaking cunt Jesus.

 

His dad was even worse

 

Too right, dirty fucker raped a virgin and turned her husband Joseph into a cuckold.

 

Deities, I ask you, omnipotence goes right to their heads.

 

Who would have his job!!!!!!

[Tempus Fugit 214]

 

 

 

 

You no longer wear the crown.

 

 

 

 

 

Of thorns?

 

Nah, that was that Jewish troublemaking cunt Jesus.

 

His dad was even worse

 

Too right, dirty fucker raped a virgin and turned her husband Joseph into a cuckold.

 

Deities, I ask you, omnipotence goes right to their heads.

 

Who would have his job!!!!!!

 

Halibuts, those fuckers are obsessed about fucking virgins.

 

Hardly surprising really when your prophet is a goat fucker.

[RandomCanadian 105]

Collecting stool samples.

[Tempus Fugit 214]

Collecting stool samples.

Was that for IKEA, fucking Swedish bastards.

[themaninblack 2,112]

 

 

 

 

You no longer wear the crown.

 

 

 

 

 

Of thorns?

 

Nah, that was that Jewish troublemaking cunt Jesus.

 

His dad was even worse

 

Too right, dirty fucker raped a virgin and turned her husband Joseph into a cuckold.

 

Deities, I ask you, omnipotence goes right to their heads.

 

Who would have his job!!!!!!

 

 

He only worked for seven days, lazy bastard.

[Phantom 2,533]

 

 

Working for a telemarketing company when I was 17 selling double-glazing. I quit after half a day because I don't like cold calling.

Cold calling is a true pox on society.

Hence why I quit. Also my hours would have been when people would be sitting down for dinner.

[Sean 6,314]

My worst job was when I worked in a Sushi Factory last year.Zero Hours so you would make the trip in and get sent home.You had to do a 12 hour shift in theory with only two breaks in all that time (20 minutes each).It absolutely stank as you can imagine , most of the people there were rude and dismissive and barely spoke English and I made pretty little money.Also had to regularly transfer from the rice boiling room to a freezer!. £6.50 an hour but I could never budget for anything as I had no idea what money would be coming in or when I was working as hours varied per week.They also moved me from night to day shifts almost overnight.Rest assured I left as soon as I could.Another week longer and I would have lost it and walked out!

[Scraggy Taters 290]

 

 

 

 

 

You no longer wear the crown.

 

 

 

 

 

Of thorns?

 

Nah, that was that Jewish troublemaking cunt Jesus.

 

His dad was even worse

 

Too right, dirty fucker raped a virgin and turned her husband Joseph into a cuckold.

 

Deities, I ask you, omnipotence goes right to their heads.

 

Who would have his job!!!!!!

 

 

He only worked for seven days, lazy bastard.

 

Meh.. John Lennon was bigger than Jesus AND he worked eight days a week. (Though Lennon was 5ft 10", but Jesus was 5ft 11", minus open-toed sandals). No wonder religion fucks folks brains up.

[Scraggy Taters 290]

Worst job I had was 'roadie' for a mobile disco company in the early 1990s. There was a small (five/six) gang of us older teenage/early 20 something lads & lasses who did all the dance routines and wore this naff uniform, (a bit like redcoats but patronisingly shite & budget-style) Setting up a mobile disco for this creepy 40 something single bloke called 'Bob' who we discovered had set up video cameras upstairs in his house so he could watch his female teenage 'dancers' get changed and all that pervy shit. (I assumed it was just the females... though 'Bob' was a one of them creepy, leery D.J.s who was probably a closet 'bi-guy'.

 

He got his comeuppance when one of the 16 year old girls found one of his cameras by the TV, nicked the cam, told her Dad and he belted the shit out of 'Bob'. Yes, paedos existed 25 years ago !

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

Collecting stool samples.

Reading Zorders posts is a bit like that

[Phantom 2,533]

 

 

Collecting stool samples.

Reading Zorders posts is a bit like that

That reminds me. I should go to Ikea to see what stools they have for the kitchen.

[Phantom 2,533]

Worst job here in the U.S. was the first job I got assigned to from the temping agency.

It was working for a medical company doing preliminary interviews to identify the early stages of Alzheimer's.

 

So basically you'll go through a series of questions and note the answers before giving them to a nurse. If they got over half incorrect, they would be scheduled for a 20 minute session with the nurse, just a couple wrong would mean a 10 minute session.

The questions were things like "Where would you keep a carton of milk?" , "who is the current President of the U.S?", "What State are you in?" etc.

 

So not only having to do that, I would also be scheduling the sessions for the nurses based on the shifts that they worked. If one called in sick, I'd have to assign the sessions to another nurse. I always had a couple of nurses that never took a sick day, some that were sick perhaps once a month and others that would call up on a regular basis.

It got to the point where just before Easter, I got a call from one nurse whose car broke down, so she had to take her car and wait for it to be fixed so she couldn't do her shift.
So shortly after moving her sessions among the other nurses working that day, another nurse called in sick. ok that's not too bad. Sessions assigned to other nurses, made a call to one who wasn't working that day to see if she would work overtime to pick up the remaining sessions.

 

So I was happy with all of that, another nurse calls in to say her daughter was in town and she couldn't work that day. Apparently she knew ahead of time, but just forgot to tell everyone else. I got totally fed up with it, and gave my 2 week's notice. Found another job (at the company I work for now) within a week. More money, and less stress.

[Clorox Bleachman 2,410]

Dead threads need more action!

 

I handed in my notice at the weekend. When I started, I insisted it would be my last retail job. Technically I abided by it, but I was 17 then and I'm 21 now. I'm grieving in the same way people grieve at the end of toxic relationships which went on too long. It's a bizarre feeling.

 

I was there just long enough to witness the well-oiled machine in action, then the pandemic came and shit. Hit. The. Fan. We all received such horrid abuse from the public. I was told to kill myself, etc. My female colleages were held at knifepoint during till grabs. Management didn't really care, except for when their cars were getting keyed by psychos. They sacked the security guard and decided to use twinky old me as a meat shield, because I was the only one over 6 ft. The low point was when a shoplifter 'dropped his loot'. He was pronounced dead on the sales floor. Then the shop reopened the next morning and we carried on like nothing happened. But look at the positives – free expired food!

 

The plan was to juggle college and work. Maybe I saw too many people without a hope in hell of finding a job related to their niche degree. The same doesn't apply to engineering, which by the way is very hard and not something to half-arse. I could've been making moves for the last 3 years, but instead I failed my course (twice) whilst being disrespected for £8-10 an hour. Moronic.

 

I feel like a mug for living in misery when I didn't have to. I didn't know what a scarcity mindset was. Now I have enough saved to put a good chunk down on a nice flat. Every cloud?

[TQR 14,386]

A like there @Clorox Bleachman not for the horrendous times you’ve been through in this job, but for the fact you’re leaving. Onwards and upwards innit. If you weren’t happy, you won’t ever regret getting out.

 

Funny you should mention engineering - that’s where I’ve been since leaving school 11 years ago, and I am buzzing to finally get out of it at the end of August. I’ve worked my way up, it’s earned me fair wedge but by fuckity I’m so done with it now. Money ain’t worth total soul death.

 

Best of luck in whatever you’re doing next, and for fuck sake make sure it’s something that inspires/excites/at least doesn’t depress you

[harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,688]

1 hour ago, Clorox Bleachman said:

 

I handed in my notice at the weekend.... I'm grieving in the same way people grieve at the end of toxic relationships which went on too long....the pandemic came and shit. Hit. The. Fan. We all received such horrid abuse from the public. I was told to kill myself, etc. My female colleages were held at knifepoint ... Management didn't really care, except for when their cars were getting keyed by psychos. They sacked the security guard and decided to use twinky old me as a meat shield, because I was the only one over 6 ft. The low point was... he was pronounced dead... being disrespected for £8-10 an hour ... I feel like a mug for living in misery when I didn't have to....

 

Ah, being a nursery school teacher certainly isn't what it was in my day.