Me Telling Phantom To Kill Himself

[Deathray 2,933]

There has been a Dr. Zorders sighting!

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That links to this thread, not much use. Given he hasn't logged in for a month, I'd love to know where this sighting was.

[Sir Creep 7,013]

Deleting the lot

[Deathray 2,933]

 

 

There has been a Dr. Zorders sighting!

SC

 

That links to this thread, not much use. Given he hasn't logged in for a month, I'd love to know where this sighting was.

 

Fixed it (that was weird actually...)

 

 

Erm, no you haven't.

[Sir Creep 7,013]

Again ---
There has been a Dr. Zorders sighting!

 

That better, Deathray?!

[Deathray 2,933]

Again ---

There has been a Dr. Zorders sighting!

 

That better, Deathray?!

 

Aside from blaming your own idiocy on a browser glitch and the whole it would've been funny if you'd told it right the first time, yes. Although the whole furore has added to your post-count, which I'm sure is the primary aim/obsession, I've liked your eventual post which should help towards your secondary aim/obsession.

[Sir Creep 7,013]

 

Again ---

There has been a Dr. Zorders sighting!

 

That better, Deathray?!

 

Aside from blaming your own idiocy on a browser glitch and the whole it would've been funny if you'd told it right the first time, yes. Although the whole furore has added to your post-count, which I'm sure is the primary aim/obsession, I've liked your eventual post which should help towards your secondary aim/obsession.

 

 

That's not so. I DID fix the link in my O.P., but when I said I did, you clicked on the one in your response and it (apparently) doesn't update, so I could see that would be an overall problem, best to do a do-over. I'd prefer to delete and start anew and have '1' as my post count, but thanks to YOUR responding prior to my seeing the problem (which I was fixing when you posted), I couldn't just amend the O.P. and had to create a diatribe. So my intentions had/have nothing to do with a post count. However this additional response doesn't hurt.

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[Deathray 2,933]

 

 

Again ---

There has been a Dr. Zorders sighting!

 

That better, Deathray?!

 

Aside from blaming your own idiocy on a browser glitch and the whole it would've been funny if you'd told it right the first time, yes. Although the whole furore has added to your post-count, which I'm sure is the primary aim/obsession, I've liked your eventual post which should help towards your secondary aim/obsession.

 

 

That's not so. I DID fix the link in my O.P., but when I said I did, you clicked on the one in your response and it (apparently) doesn't update, so I could see that would be an overall problem, best to do a do-over. I'd prefer to delete and start anew and have '1' as my post count, but thanks to YOUR responding prior to my seeing the problem (which I was fixing when you posted), I couldn't just amend the O.P. and had to create a diatribe. So my intentions had/have nothing to do with a post count. However this additional response doesn't hurt.

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No I didn't, I refreshed this page myself and opened your OP in a separate window and clicked the link from that, it then opened this page for me when clicked. I did this about a minute after you posted to say you'd fixed the link. And regardless of my posting all you need to was edit the OP with the correct link and a by-line saying: "Cheers Deathray, link now fixed." Blaming me for the fact you're incompetent with computers and a post-whore is novel.

[charon 4,938]

 

Two new contenders?

 

Get the feeling the hate isn't there guys, step it up will youz...

[Sir Creep 7,013]

Two new contenders?

 

Get the feeling the hate isn't there guys, step it up will youz...

 

No, nice try Charon, but I got too much respect for Deathray.

[Scraggy Taters 289]

 

I'll be totally straightly honest here, I have never had any issue or grief with any member of TDF.

The regular gang of posters are an entertaining bunch of down to earth folk who are harmless enough with a great sense of humour, wit, common sense & intelligence IMO.

 

My rule of thumb is 'treat others here how you would like to be treated yourself'. Slagging off/taking the pi$$ out of the dead is why I'm here. That's about it really.

 

If I want to be a bitch & slag off fellow forum members I'll join 'Mumsnet' or the 'Gay-Forum'.

You missed out 'utter fucking geniuses'...................

 

I was going to type that actual phrase but my right wrist got cramp in it... and I wanted a poo, so lost my train of thought at that juncture. Soz.

[Dr. Zorders 1,269]

Hey Phantom, I just wanted to say, all the brilliant things you said about me and my mum totally made me see the light, and, well.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just kidding, kill yourself.

 

You ISIS-coddling, terrorist-fancying, mothball-brained, cloth-eared, blinkered, deluded, demented, oxygen-starved, intellectually inbred, Al-Qaeda high-fiving IslamoStalinist wankstain.

[RadGuy 1,605]

Zorders, we all thought you were dead or in jail.

 

Why did you let us down?

[Dr. Zorders 1,269]

A few weeks ago you had one of the coolest avatars on the board and now you have the worst.

Why did you let us down?

Also if you hate me so much why didn't you even bother to remove me from your friends list, which I had to do a couple of hours ago?

Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurh

[RadGuy 1,605]

It's just a joke. I care more about getting likes for remarks like (and as you can see, my plan failed) that than worrying about if I'll piss someone off... doesn't everybody?

 

Also, fuck that shit about the avatars. A lot of people have complimented me on it.

[Guest Droosy]

Hi, Zorders, sent my wishes to the Phantom; he seems to be a nice lad, resembling Mr. Hankey the Christmass Poo a lot!!

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132]

Hi, Zorders, sent my wishes to the Phantom; he seems to be a nice lad, resembling Mr. Hankey the Christmass Poo a lot!!

How about you either create a new profile and actually join or just fuck off because you are an irritating cunt.

[The Mad Hatter 1,091]

 

Hi, Zorders, sent my wishes to the Phantom; he seems to be a nice lad, resembling Mr. Hankey the Christmass Poo a lot!!

 

How about you either create a new profile and actually join or just fuck off because you are an irritating cunt.

don't mind him he just hates guests but you should really get an account. You can enter deathpool and vote on polls.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,132]

 

 

Hi, Zorders, sent my wishes to the Phantom; he seems to be a nice lad, resembling Mr. Hankey the Christmass Poo a lot!!

How about you either create a new profile and actually join or just fuck off because you are an irritating cunt.

don't mind him he just hates guests but you should really get an account. You can enter deathpool and vote on polls.

 

That's crap.

I don't mind guests but I fucking hate them when they continually post on here and cant be bothered to register.

Those ones should be fucked off and blocked, if possible.

Besides, even for a guest, they are a monumentally shit poster.

[Phantom 2,469]

Looks like Zorders is back

 

Zorders, we all thought you were dead or in jail.

Why did you let us down?

 

His mum took away his pc.

[Dr. Zorders 1,269]

Looks like Zorders is back

 

Zorders, we all thought you were dead or in jail.

 

Why did you let us down?

 

His mum took away his pc.

I see you've been applying whatever the exact chemical opposite of polish is, to your hilarious "act".

 

Oh wait you're probably not even reading this because you decided the best way to declare "victory" in our dispute was.........reaching for the block button like a scared 13-year-old girl....

[Scraggy Taters 289]

.reaching for the block button like a scared 13-year-old girl....

 

How do you know what scared 13 year old girls do with 'block' buttons on internet forums ?

[Guest Brian]

Was contemplating joining these forums.

[Scraggy Taters 289]

Well, ^that^ killed the moment.

 

 

 

.. as the wife said last night after I duly broke wind while she was playing on my piccolo.

[Dr. Zorders 1,269]

 

Aye, he'll be back.

 

I've tried searching 'spotty crisp eater joins Turkish Foreign Legion' and 'Mother slain in suburban house of horror' but no joy, so assuming 3 months for child porn on his laptop, we'll see him in time for the Diski sweep results.

I wonder who he'll blame for all that's gone wrong when he returns.

 

Why wasn't Phantard The Tardtarded, Kiddyrape-Lover-Extraordinaire, He of the Probably Raping an Aborted Fetus Right Now As I Type This, banned for that post?

 

How come it's "wrong" and "abusive" of me to tell him to kill himself, but it's not wrong and abusive for him to make fun of my "complaining about my mum" when it's completely legitimate complaint?

 

And how come he only applies the standard of "it's stupid to blame anyone for your problems except yourself" to me? How come he doesn't apply it to the hordes of ISISlamic "immigrants" (invaders) coming to Europe? They're running away from their own self-created problems cause they can't keep their shitty countries in order because all they care about is some stupid old dusty book. They care 100000000x more about that book than any Westerner cares about the Bible but Phantard The Tardtarded (and his "liberal" cohorts) oddly don't ever make fun of them for that the way they mock Christians for their incredibly mild "religious beliefs". He instead tries to say that Halibuts' foaming-mouth medieval antics are some kind of "charming" characteristic. What a weird fucktard.

 

It's because Phantard The Tardtarded is the actual racist here, he applies rules to white western people that he doesn't apply to Halibuts. He obsessively portrays all white western people as evil satanic oppressors and all Halibuts as magically innocent, simultaneous victims/heroes of everything, and he incredibly, schizophrenically, shamelessly, both lauds what he sees the "funniness and cleverness and cheekiness" of their incredibly violent actions and yet also at the same times insists they are misunderstood geniuses who are in fact the most peaceful and pacifist group of people who have ever lived. Because he is the world's worst ever excuse for a human being.

 

He sets higher "moral" standards for me, for some odd reason, even though he claims I'm an inferior sort. Just baffling, like everything else that dribbles out of the Alzh-tastic shithole that someone installed where his mouth should be. Maybe at some point he just lost it. Sudden middle-aged braindeath syndrome I guess.

 

Deep down he must actually think that non-Halibuts are better than fanatic uneducated religious people from the desert, why else would you set a higher moral standard for them (well for me anyway)? But he can't bear to admit it because he's now spent such a long portion of his worthless life culturally and socially shilling/"sticking up for" this group that he has just arbitrarily adopted as a pet back in September 2001. He's been "thinking" like that for so long, he probably can't remember what it was like to not rim Allah 24/7. But obviously he could never admit it especially not at the behest of "someone like me", who he somehow hilariously thinks he is above). He can't even bear to read my posts such is the relentlessness of my logical assault on his incoherent babble. The only thing he can manage to do now is fake forced laughter every once in a while (Phantard, if you agree that everything in this post is correct and you're the worst excuse for a person in history, please indicate by posting one of your shit, empty, incredibly forced, "laughy-face emoticon" posts that you do now because you don't have a hope in hell of actually saying anything convincing against what I'm saying so you have to just engage in incredibly forced hollow "laughter" to kid yourself (and others who are in a similar state of mental decline as you) you're somehow winning an argument that you're refusing to even have) (or if you like, indicate by continuing to ignore me, or by posting some other similarly flatly dismissive post)

 

 

What has "gone wrong" for me anyway, Phantard The Tardtarded? I thought I was "priveleged" to be living in a 1st world country with a "nice" mother and family who "puts up with me" etc? I thought I had no legitimate complaints ac-tarding to you? You can't even keep your incredibly moronic, self-contradictory, borderline-psychedelic fantasies straight for 5 minutes can you, universe's-greatest-fucktard?

 

 

MODS:

Because he applies moral standards to me he doesn't apply to Halibuts (in this case the standard is that "it's ridiculous to blame anyone except yourself for your problems"), that's proof he's the actual racist here and should be banned. Phantard mindlessly blames me for horrible ways my mother has hobbled me in life before I could even get started but he doesn't blame Halibuts for the stupid state of their countries where they can't even stop bombing each other for 5 minutes just because some of them have a different version of the Qu'u'u'u'u'u'u'ran or whatever that has a misprint and therefore some of them are "Sunni delights" or whatever and some of them are "shii'i'iiiiiiiitttes" or whatever.

 

If you don't ban him right now for his racist post, you are just admitting you don't give a shit about about the rules you claim to enforce, or enforcing them consistently and fairly and rationally, and you don't give a shit about any logic at all, and you're admitting you're as much an honourary member of ISIS as Phantard The Tardtarded is, and you are just mindlessly arbitrarily punishing me because "being nice to Islam" is the trendy cause of the day, you are abusing your positions to censor people on issues you haven't even thought about, and you might as well go ahead and change the name of the website to "Allahlist" instead.

[The Mad Hatter 1,091]

 

 

Aye, he'll be back.

I've tried searching 'spotty crisp eater joins Turkish Foreign Legion' and 'Mother slain in suburban house of horror' but no joy, so assuming 3 months for child porn on his laptop, we'll see him in time for the Diski sweep results.

 

I wonder who he'll blame for all that's gone wrong when he returns.

Why wasn't Phantard The Tardtarded, Kiddyrape-Lover-Extraordinaire, He of the Probably Raping an Aborted Fetus Right Now As I Type This, banned for that post?

 

How come it's "wrong" and "abusive" of me to tell him to kill himself, but it's not wrong and abusive for him to make fun of my "complaining about my mum" when it's completely legitimate complaint?

 

And how come he only applies the standard of "it's stupid to blame anyone for your problems except yourself" to me? How come he doesn't apply it to the hordes of ISISlamic "immigrants" (invaders) coming to Europe? They're running away from their own self-created problems cause they can't keep their shitty countries in order because all they care about is some stupid old dusty book. They care 100000000x more about that book than any Westerner cares about the Bible but Phantard The Tardtarded (and his "liberal" cohorts) oddly don't ever make fun of them for that the way they mock Christians for their incredibly mild "religious beliefs". He instead tries to say that Halibuts' foaming-mouth medieval antics are some kind of "charming" characteristic. What a weird fucktard.

 

It's because Phantard The Tardtarded is the actual racist here, he applies rules to white western people that he doesn't apply to Halibuts. He obsessively portrays all white western people as evil satanic oppressors and all Halibuts as magically innocent, simultaneous victims/heroes of everything, and he incredibly, schizophrenically, shamelessly, both lauds what he sees the "funniness and cleverness and cheekiness" of their incredibly violent actions and yet also at the same times insists they are misunderstood geniuses who are in fact the most peaceful and pacifist group of people who have ever lived. Because he is the world's worst ever excuse for a human being.

 

He sets higher "moral" standards for me, for some odd reason, even though he claims I'm an inferior sort. Just baffling, like everything else that dribbles out of the Alzh-tastic shithole that someone installed where his mouth should be. Maybe at some point he just lost it. Sudden middle-aged braindeath syndrome I guess.

 

Deep down he must actually think that non-Halibuts are better than fanatic uneducated religious people from the desert, why else would you set a higher moral standard for them (well for me anyway)? But he can't bear to admit it because he's now spent such a long portion of his worthless life culturally and socially shilling/"sticking up for" this group that he has just arbitrarily adopted as a pet back in September 2001. He's been "thinking" like that for so long, he probably can't remember what it was like to not rim Allah 24/7. But obviously he could never admit it especially not at the behest of "someone like me", who he somehow hilariously thinks he is above). He can't even bear to read my posts such is the relentlessness of my logical assault on his incoherent babble. The only thing he can manage to do now is fake forced laughter every once in a while (Phantard, if you agree that everything in this post is correct and you're the worst excuse for a person in history, please indicate by posting one of your shit, empty, incredibly forced, "laughy-face emoticon" posts that you do now because you don't have a hope in hell of actually saying anything convincing against what I'm saying so you have to just engage in incredibly forced hollow "laughter" to kid yourself (and others who are in a similar state of mental decline as you) you're somehow winning an argument that you're refusing to even have) (or if you like, indicate by continuing to ignore me, or by posting some other similarly flatly dismissive post)

 

 

What has "gone wrong" for me anyway, Phantard The Tardtarded? I thought I was "priveleged" to be living in a 1st world country with a "nice" mother and family who "puts up with me" etc? I thought I had no legitimate complaints ac-tarding to you? You can't even keep your incredibly moronic, self-contradictory, borderline-psychedelic fantasies straight for 5 minutes can you, universe's-greatest-fucktard?

 

MODS:

Because he applies moral standards to me he doesn't apply to Halibuts (in this case the standard is that "it's ridiculous to blame anyone except yourself for your problems"), that's proof he's the actual racist here and should be banned. Phantard mindlessly blames me for horrible ways my mother has hobbled me in life before I could even get started but he doesn't blame Halibuts for the stupid state of their countries where they can't even stop bombing each other for 5 minutes just because some of them have a different version of the Qu'u'u'u'u'u'u'ran or whatever that has a misprint and therefore some of them are "Sunni delights" or whatever and some of them are "shii'i'iiiiiiiitttes" or whatever.

 

If you don't ban him right now for his racist post, you are just admitting you don't give a shit about about the rules you claim to enforce, or enforcing them consistently and fairly and rationally, and you don't give a shit about any logic at all, and you're admitting you're as much an honourary member of ISIS as Phantard The Tardtarded is, and you are just mindlessly arbitrarily punishing me because "being nice to Islam" is the trendy cause of the day, you are abusing your positions to censor people on issues you haven't even thought about, and you might as well go ahead and change the name of the website to "Allahlist" instead.

I get it if you call him a retard as much as possible they will take you seriously and listen to you. Smh