Iain Lee

[TheFunkyPhantom 53]

I think the mentally fragile Iain Lee is a reasonable 50/50 bet this year,particularly as he's just given an interview in the soaraway Sun in which he has hotly refuted rumours that he's suicidal and that his going back on recreational drugs is any indication of a meltdown."I've never been in ruder health",the radio and telly funnyman cheerfully opines...

https://www.thesun.co.uk/tvandshowbiz/5751457/iain-lee-rubbishes-claims-suicidal-drug-relapse-tv-meltdown/amp/

 

The fact that he has, since this interview ,'accidentally' fallen down a wishing well nearly breaking his neck,shouldn't be read into as anything other than a freak accident that could have happened to anyone-as the long timeworn list of wishing well related fatalities attests

[TQR 14,391]

Have you listened to his Talk Radio show? Most of his fucking callers make me want to kill myself out of despair.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

2 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said:

Have you listened to his Talk Radio show? Most of his fucking callers make me want to kill myself out of despair.

I listen to Radio 2s Steve Wright 'in the afternoon' show which is, basically, talk radio as the cunt talks over every fucking record intro he plays.

[TQR 14,391]

2 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

I listen to Radio 2s Steve Wright 'in the afternoon' show which is, basically, talk radio as the cunt talks over every fucking record intro he plays.

 

Oh yes, I love listening to that clattering old arse tumour doing some serious earnin' (no 'g'). Tim Smith and Janey Lee Cunt can piss off too.

[TheFunkyPhantom 53]

I hear he's just been hospitalised after being seriously attacked by a barn owl. Apparently. Let's all wish him well and hope he gets the help he needs before it's all too late...

 

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/iain-lee-owl-attack_uk_5b333f12e4b0cb56051d4fda

[Mad Hatter2 85]

On 06/04/2018 at 18:52, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

I listen to Radio 2s Steve Wright 'in the afternoon' show which is, basically, talk radio as the cunt talks over every fucking record intro he plays.

Why the fuck are you listening to them then. If I was listening to a radio and a DJ did that I would find out where they live and box their head in.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

27 minutes ago, Mad Hatter2 said:

Why the fuck are you listening to them then. If I was listening to a radio and a DJ did that I would find out where they live and box their head in.

Why the fuck are you replying to a post i put up in April, you bell end.

[Mad Hatter2 85]

12 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Why the fuck are you replying to a post i put up in April, you bell end.

Because no matter what month it is If a DJ did that I would still box them.

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

1 hour ago, TheFunkyPhantom said:

I hear he's just been hospitalised after being seriously attacked by a barn owl. Apparently. Let's all wish him well and hope he gets the help he needs before it's all too late...

 

https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/iain-lee-owl-attack_uk_5b333f12e4b0cb56051d4fda

Fuck, that was a hard arsed owl, It's took his right leg off at the knee?

[Spade_Cooley 9,525]

Andy Kaufman-esque shenanigans or is he trying to cover up repeated failed suicide attempts? You decide...

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

1 minute ago, Spade_Cooley said:

Andy Kaufman-esque shenanigans or is he trying to cover up repeated failed suicide attempts? You decide...

If it was a suicide attempt then, clearly, he needs to be told that the noose goes AROUND his neck and not round his fucking forehead. 

[Toast 16,140]

I once had a close brush with a barn owl.  Out with a friend walking dogs, we passed some farm buildings where there is a derelict cottage. 

"Didn't know the old house was still standing, let's have a look", sez he and stepped into the doorway whereupon a barn owl flew out over our heads.

Scared the shit out of us, but the owl would likely say the same.

[TheFunkyPhantom 53]

1 hour ago, Toast said:

I once had a close brush with a barn owl.  Out with a friend walking dogs, we passed some farm buildings where there is a derelict cottage. 

"Didn't know the old house was still standing, let's have a look", sez he and stepped into the doorway whereupon a barn owl flew out over our heads.

Scared the shit out of us, but the owl would likely say the same.

Yes,no doubt,but he lives in Golders Green and as far as I'm aware there aren't that many barns let alone barn owls up that way,not since 1765

[Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,218]

.......there was I, in this barn, sticking a rope over a beam when, fuck me, this Barn Owl came out of nowhere and.........

[philheybrookbay 439]

Shows T shirt he wore during said ‘attack’.

 

It could of course be red paint.....

[TQR 14,391]

Silly cunt

[JR976evil 906]

1 minute ago, The Quim Reaper said:

Silly cunt

Shirt looks like the result of a messy cunt 

[CoffinLodger 1,248]

Iain Lee is a notorious wind up merchant. Don't take anything he says seriously ! 

[TheFunkyPhantom 53]

Forget about his head ,what about his back? It must be in a shocking state what with owl's talons being so sharp and everything. It's a wonder he can stand up let alone articulate his arms. A shameless self publicist he may be,but at the heart of it is undisguised self loathing. And who can disagree?

[TheFunkyPhantom 53]

On 28/06/2018 at 05:58, JR976evil said:

Shirt looks like the result of a messy cunt 

He's a silly bleeder

[TheFunkyPhantom 53]

Let's not dismiss his preposterous claims completely out of hand.Owl attacks DO happen. We're at war with them and we don't even know it...

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3546035/Maybe-s-hunting-eggs-Giant-eagle-owl-blamed-spate-attacks-bald-men-left-shocked-startled.html

[TheFunkyPhantom 53]

If the 'blood' on his precious T shirt hadn't been so obviously drawn on with a felt tip pen,I might have been inclined to believe him.

 

Owls are attacking men all across the country.It's an epidemic

 

https://www.highland-news.co.uk/News/Owl-attack-terror-in-Inverness-24012013.htm

[runebomme 377]

 

this T shirt would have been more appropriate

 

[JR976evil 906]

6 hours ago, TheFunkyPhantom said:

Let's not dismiss his preposterous claims completely out of hand.Owl attacks DO happen. We're at war with them and we don't even know it...

 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3546035/Maybe-s-hunting-eggs-Giant-eagle-owl-blamed-spate-attacks-bald-men-left-shocked-startled.html

We need to approach this wisely 

[YoungWillz 21,044]

Can't trust anything posted on a T-witter-woo account...