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Lord Fellatio Nelson

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Just anothe shit idea.

Everyday, while searching for the latest obit about somebody 92% have never fucking heard of, you will have seen somesort of headline news article, ya know, Brexit, The World Cup,  Deathsperms sock has gone on the run, that kind of thing.

So......

Give us the Headline and a basic summary ( if the headline doesn't tell it) of what the story pertains to and then ( and here is the shittiest part ) you add a song to the post that matches the headline and story or thereabouts.

Simple, as I am.

Here goes........

 

News story in The Sun ( obviously )

Headline: I don't Like Nato

Trump is threatening to pull the US out of NATO, apparently.

I know, it's wank.:lol:

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This needs to be moved into the Extra Curricular section.........or the bin

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5 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

This needs to be moved into the Extra Curricular section.........or the bin

Bin,I think:rip:

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3 minutes ago, TheFunkyPhantom said:

Bin,I think:rip:

When you are a mod or an admin then your opinion will matter.

Until then, it matters not a fuck.

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He's lost it because Kane has one game left and the ex defender pegged.

 

 

Oh lfn  :(

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7 minutes ago, charon said:

He's lost it because Kane has one game left and the ex defender pegged.

 

 

Oh lfn  :(

Hahaha, no way!!!

Kane will march on. Maybe.

I didn't know Bunjevcevic he had died, he was only 45!

See? If he had drank and smoked like you he may be still here......... :D

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This is the shittest thread attempt since that French bloke started one.

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Just now, charon said:

This is the shittest thread attempt since that French bloke started one.

Aye, quite possibly.

I gave it a go.:)

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Go down swinging big fla , go down swinging :)

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6 minutes ago, charon said:

Go down swinging big fla , go down swinging :)

Such a wanker, aren't you.:lol:

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2 hours ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

When you are a mod or an admin then your opinion will matter.

Until then, it matters not a fuck.

Calm down big fella. If I were a mod you'd be out on your ear now for such unbecoming language...Hope and pray I am never given such exalted power as I will have no hesitation in using it for the moral improvement of the community!

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Just now, TheFunkyPhantom said:

Calm down big fella. If I were a mod you'd be out on your ear now for such unbecoming language...Hope and pray I am never given such exalted power as I will have no hesitation in using it for the moral improvement of the community!

Charon is more likely to support Rangers than that happening.

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11 minutes ago, TheFunkyPhantom said:

Calm down big fella. If I were a mod you'd be out on your ear now for such unbecoming language...Hope and pray I am never given such exalted power as I will have no hesitation in using it for the moral improvement of the community!

There’s nothing wrong with swearing on the forum truthfully. The people on the forum are usually either adults or teens that already know most of the words anyways. If there was a huge issue with it, that fucking swear filter would still be on. :rant:

I’m not saying swearing is good all of the time of course, but I believe that you’re in the minority for being against swear words...

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I do have a 1970's Rangers kipper tie ( only thing of my dads i have, tho still wear the 74/5 celtic scarf he crumbled to buy me to games, yes, a scarf 43/4 years old)all my relatives support the dead club (no idea if they moved over) and have posted on hun forums for a decade longer than Fenian ones.

 

:)

 

 

Never a chance after Bloody Sunday when the epiphany throwing rocks into the catholic primary 10 yards away.

 

A truely "whit the fuck" moment and never to be forgiven.

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Fuck up Roey , just fuck up.

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30 minutes ago, TheFunkyPhantom said:

Calm down big fella. If I were a mod you'd be out on your ear now for such unbecoming language...Hope and pray I am never given such exalted power as I will have no hesitation in using it for the moral improvement of the community!

 

Do you mod the weather forum I use? Genuine message from them the other day...

 

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"Inappropriate Language"

 

"I'm sure you've probably noticed that lots of your posts aren't actually making it into the forum because you're consistently swearing in them and the filter picks that up. How about dropping the swearing a tad, then you may actually get to take part in all the discussions you post in to?"

 

 

 

Seriously what the fuck, I think moderation on the kid's forum I used as a bairn was lighter than that shit...

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I was once banned from a forum about The Warriors for using "profanity".

I had said "Holy shit!" - which as any fule kno is a quote from the film.

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1 hour ago, Joey Russ said:

There’s nothing wrong with swearing on the forum truthfully. The people on the forum are usually either adults or teens that already know most of the words anyways. If there was a huge issue with it, that fucking swear filter would still be on. :rant:

I’m not saying swearing is good all of the time of course, but I believe that you’re in the minority for being against swear words...

 

I'm curious as to which swear words you don't know.

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1 hour ago, Deathray said:

 

Do you mod the weather forum I use? Genuine message from them the other day...

 

 

 

Seriously what the fuck, I think moderation on the kid's forum I used as a bairn was lighter than that shit...

 

Just thinking on this and the forum I used as a bairn did actually have lighter moderation, the swear words got filtered out to random phrases and that was it. You didn't get stopped from posting them, the weather forum used to do the same, not sure why they changed. Bit farcical anyway.

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13 hours ago, Handrejka said:

 

I'm curious as to which swear words you don't know.

I bet you can teach him a few, Handy.:D

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Weather forums :lol: The entire lot of this utter shite

 needs moving to the Chirac thread where it would be perfectly at home but I am too busy on Facebook for economic reasons and doing actual adulting in RL.

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2 hours ago, The Notorious B.O.U. said:

Weather forums :lol: The entire lot of this utter shite

 needs moving to the Chirac thread where it would be perfectly at home but I am too busy on Facebook for economic reasons and doing actual adulting in RL.

 

Oh fuck off Bou, we don't laugh at your knitting forums. 

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You have no idea how close me & Bou were to signing up to a knitting forum a year ago.

 

No idea.

 

 

* for the purpose of trolling I may add.

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1 hour ago, charon said:

You have no idea how close me & Bou were to signing up to a knitting forum a year ago.

 

No idea.

 

 

* for the purpose of trolling I may add.

 

That's what she wants you to think! 

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