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30 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said:


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- What one finds funny is entirely subjective.
- Age has shit all to do with neither what one finds funny nor one’s views on social justice.

 

Yeah, and its nowt to do with right/left either. There are a fair few conservative minded comics who are bloody hilarious* and a few heart on sleeve socialist ones who are as dull as dishwater .** And I've had and got ancient relatives who make me look like Boris Johnson in comparison in their politics! 

 

*To name but a few - Kenneth Williams, Kenny Everett, Alan Coren, Tommy Cooper iirc. 

** Most of the alternate comics from the 80s who weren't Rik Mayall/Ade or Alexei Sayle but both are my own subjective view of course...

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9 minutes ago, MoneySavingExpt said:

Sorry can't argue any more, I'm off to watch "Open All Hours" on Gold with all my dorm-mates, while my Gran is getting ready to protest the George Floyd verdict. See ya!

 

I don't believe you're in France.

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8 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said:


Yeah, edgy. Aren’t you brilliant?

  

It was just a question, which of course I regret asking as you’ve clearly only two brain cells, both of which are fighting for third place.

  

But as a heads up, old people can be ‘woke’, just as young people can be ‘gammons’. Ian McKellen and Darren Grimes are respective examples of this. 

Who?

Those are small "examples", and what's more .. -  you're spamming me with so many posts, none of which carry any real weight, as an act of panic.

 

You don't want people to read my original post where I pointed out SJWs are a cult. You want people to focus on you going "ARE YOU SERIOUSLY SAYING" etc etc......  I didn't even address you I talked about the user time. So cult members feel the need to ferociously defend each other like nutty Scientologists circling their critics and shouting

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1 minute ago, MoneySavingExpt said:

Who?

Those are small "examples", and what's more .. -  you're spamming me with so many posts, none of which carry any real weight, as an act of panic.

 

You don't want people to read my original post where I pointed out SJWs are a cult. You want people to focus on you going "ARE YOU SERIOUSLY SAYING" etc etc......


Okay, this post is imbecilic enough for me to have worked out who this is.

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10 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said:

Okay, this post is imbecilic enough for me to have worked out who this is.

Harry Shearer?

 

People like time trying to be SJWs is like a 75 year old going into a tanning salon. just sad. You cant handle me pointing that out and you arent actually time!!!!! Good god man.

 

Oh, something else. Apu is a man with a steady job and a hot wife and responsibly raises 8 kids (that's the boring part, did I mention his Indian wife is hot) how is that supposed to be a bad role model or insult to anyone.

 

Only bored and mad people would want to pretend his character is the new KKK or something. So the whole source of the argument is absurd in the first place.

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3 hours ago, MoneySavingExpt said:

Harry Shearer?

 

People like time trying to be SJWs is like a 75 year old going into a tanning salon. just sad. You cant handle me pointing that out and you arent actually time!!!!! Good god man.

 

Oh, something else. Apu is a man with a steady job and a hot wife and responsibly raises 8 kids (that's the boring part, did I mention his Indian wife is hot) how is that supposed to be a bad role model or insult to anyone.

 

Only bored and mad people would want to pretend his character is the new KKK or something. So the whole source of the argument is absurd in the first place.

Hello Zorders!!!:lol:

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5 hours ago, MoneySavingExpt said:

Yes, when he posted that tweet.

 

You say you 'remember when he was funny'. That's only because his 70s work hasn't been "cancelled" yet.

 

By next week it could be, and then you'd be lynched for sounding like you admired it!

 

What you said is a really snide remark in an attempt to suck up to SJW loonies, to make yourself feel younger (just like the emaciated show The Simpsons is doing) Both are embarrassing. I don't think you understand how rapidly the ground shifts in such cults.

 

Quicksand (with landmines in it) is no place for someone your age.

 

:D You are absolutely right, quicksand (with or without landmines in it) is no place for someone my age. nor, I'd venture to suggest your age.

 

I remember not long ago saying thatthere is very little that is intrinsically funny (somewhere on the forum), so I suppose I should have said that I remember a time when I found John Cleese funny. Veiled racism isn't funny, though there may well have been a time when I did find it so. I have matured, Cleese evidently hasn't.

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1 hour ago, time said:

nor, I'd venture to suggest your age.

If suggesting something is your idea of an (ad)venture it shows how dull you are doesn't it? Your limited life experiences* make your opinions so poor and therefore irrelevant. Obviously, the problem with mouldy old people is they are just as hard to cut through as out of date cheese/bread etc... just cause youve got a tough exterior isnt a guarantee of quality inside.

 

*Your CV again:
-Left university

-Joined BBC (probably)

-Spent rest of life shaking fist and saying "STUPID AMERICANS!"

1 hour ago, time said:

Veiled racism isn't funny,

What's "veiled racism". Is that like racist brides spurning their groom at the altar cause they only just noticed he's black or something?

Oh wait it's another of those new variations on "racist" like Alt right, nativism, etc... cause people got so, so, incredibly bored of "racist".

 

There was absolutely nothing racist about Cleese's tweet. And you definitely meant what you said the first time, you were trying to dig at a person for making fun of leftist insanity.

 

1 hour ago, time said:

there is very little that is intrinsically funny

So by your own admission then, the chances are very low then that the "laughy face" you opened with was anything other than a forced laugh thrown out as a defense mechanism. Cause you usually laugh so little.

 

Or it was an allergic reaction to the rare event of someone bothering to actually respond to/examine your thoughts on any real issue.

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1 hour ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Hello Zorders!!!:lol:


Didn’t take long for the fucking mask to slip did it, quelle surprise :D

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3 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said:


Didn’t take long for the fucking mask to slip did it, quelle surprise :D

No, it didn't.

I have a lot of shit going on at the mo, his reappearance made my fucking day.

That's how bad things are.:D

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7 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said:


Didn’t take long for the fucking mask to slip did it, quelle surprise :D

Aren't you glad you've got a name to throw around? Cause you sure as hell don't have an argument do ya.

"Zorders, Zorders, Zorders"

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It's been so utterly gash, here of late, that the stage is all yours Dr Z.

 

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The Quim Reaper's been typing a lame reply for about 10 minutes now.

 

I mean you no harm, TQR, so don't go cutting yourself or anything. If you say shite to me I'll tell you where to shove it.

 

Can't wait for his next pearl of "wisdom" about a user that left like 5 years before he even showed up here. "Zorders this, zorders that..."

 

Are you gonna claim  to have known Jack the Ripper next, "Quimmy"?

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I ‘liked’ every one of your posts, DrZ.  May you win the day! 

SC

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4 hours ago, Sir Creep said:

I ‘liked’ every one of your posts, DrZ.  May you win the day! 

SC

Tbf, Borders treats anybody with a good word to say the same as ones with a bad word to say. 

He always has a can of petrol and a box of matches to hand.:)

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58 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said:

Tbf, Borders treats anybody with a good word to say the same as ones with a bad word to say. 

He always has a can of petrol and a box of matches to hand.:)

 

All I'm saying is if Zorders is allowed back, bring back Deathray.

 

 

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2 hours ago, msc said:

 

All I'm saying is if Zorders is allowed back, bring back Deathray.

 

 

and Iain.

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6 minutes ago, time said:

and Iain.


Iain’s doing just fine on her other platform.

 

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1 hour ago, time said:

and Iain.

That's a step too far.

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Hateful old fossil is running out of things to be angry with the “woke mob” about.

 

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And FTR I also put double cream into bolognese. This obviously means I’m a lefty snowflake socialist scum remoaner loony woke antifa...

 

P.S. Just got off a zoom call to my woke mob comrades. We decided that Worcester(shire) sauce is racist.

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8 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said:

Hateful old fossil is running out of things to be angry with the “woke mob” about.

 

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And FTR I also put double cream into bolognese. This obviously means I’m a lefty snowflake socialist scum remoaner loony woke antifa...

 

P.S. Just got off a zoom call to my woke mob comrades. We decided that Worcester(shire) sauce is racist.

''...calling Zorders to the Bat phone....'

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Most people don't know what goes into an authentic bolognese sauce anyway. 

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What is it with Worcestershire sauce memes lately? Like that "have you ever bought a second bottle" one. About 2-3 bottles a year, roughly...

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