Windsor 2,235 Posted November 4, 2005 I have 1000 posts - thats all I care about. And now I'm a twunt. All of the above again.....so on and so forth......blah blah blah. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,130 Posted November 4, 2005 I have 1000 posts - thats all I care about. Now you're a Twunt Go on, take the leap, you know you want to! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 139 Posted November 4, 2005 I have 1000 posts - thats all I care about. Congrats. Windsor Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,235 Posted November 4, 2005 To hell with it, I'll post again just to get that status . I did tell the mods and admin that I wanted no special treatment but they do insist om changing the rules for me..... Now I can die happy! [Edit] Thank you Lady G. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted November 4, 2005 ..they do insist om changing the rules for me... Usually I just change your spelling, but I'll make an exception in this case Congratulations! [Colour=Royal Purple] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,682 Posted November 4, 2005 Curses, another couple of days and she still breathes. Must be all the good karma from those philanthropic acts. But even karma runs out eventually. Astor: Die! Die! Die! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
in eternum+ 22 Posted November 4, 2005 To hell with it, I'll post again just to get that status. Congrats!! (I did try to give you more fireworks, but I wasn't allowed to ) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,682 Posted November 10, 2005 Almost a week since my last bit of black magic. Astor, do summat philanthropic and let me win that damn bet. DIE! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted November 10, 2005 Almost a week since my last bit of black magic. Astor, do summat philanthropic and let me win that damn bet. DIE! Ahh black magick? I hope so to that Mrs.Astor croaks before the years end, Although i wouldn't be suprised to hear that you suddenly became ill. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,682 Posted November 11, 2005 Funny you should mention that, I had a dream last night where I'd turned into a 103 year old frail American woman and I was visited by a physically fit Cumbrian bloke who'd just started giving away money to good causes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted November 13, 2005 Funny you should mention that, I had a dream last night where I'd turned into a 103 year old frail American woman Explain to me how frail you felt? From there i should be able to judge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,682 Posted November 13, 2005 Just the thought of an orgasm made me pass out. Oh yeah, and the bedclothes felt heavy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,235 Posted November 14, 2005 Just the thought of an orgasm made me pass out. Oh yeah, and the bedclothes felt heavy. Go get your coat! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,682 Posted November 14, 2005 I'm not budging from this thread until Banshees pronounces the promised judgement. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted November 16, 2005 I'm not budging from this thread until Banshees pronounces the promised judgement. Well you caught me at one hell of a good time/ I say Brooke Astor is 103 years old and even if in your dream she felt like a billion dollers...... That bitch is gonna croak. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sympathyforthedevil 11 Posted November 16, 2005 Why doesn't she just hurry up and die already? She's had a fair innings. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,235 Posted November 16, 2005 Probably because she's fairly well off. There have been major scientific advances in anti-ageing and these are sure to improve as time goes progresses. Looks like we had better get prepared to wait longer for death. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 97 Posted November 17, 2005 people will inevitably be able to address ageing just as effectively as they address many other diseases Ah yes, age isn't just like a disease, it IS a disease. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,682 Posted November 19, 2005 age isn't just like a disease, it IS a disease. Technically speaking, it isn't. It's the cumulative impact of a combination of factors. Hence its irregular showing on the subjects of our posts. Brooke Astor has looked after herself very well, meaning she's likely to outlive George Best and Muhammad Ali - who have both allowed their bodies to be subjected to serious punlishment - by decades. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Canadian Paul 97 Posted November 19, 2005 age isn't just like a disease, it IS a disease. Technically speaking, it isn't. It's the cumulative impact of a combination of factors. Hence its irregular showing on the subjects of our posts. Brooke Astor has looked after herself very well, meaning she's likely to outlive George Best and Muhammad Ali - who have both allowed their bodies to be subjected to serious punlishment - by decades. I know, I was making fun of the way that the article Windsor posted phrased it. I'm pretty terrible with internet sarcasm. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,235 Posted November 20, 2005 I'm pretty terrible with internet sarcasm. I gave up on sarcasm ages ago. Now I just act plain stupid instead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,682 Posted November 25, 2005 she's likely to outlive George Best At last, MFC makes a good call! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted November 28, 2005 I'm pretty terrible with internet sarcasm. I gave up on sarcasm ages ago. Now I just act plain stupid instead. The fools and the jokers win in the end. I've had times in my life where things that had no humor at all gave me the most laughs ever. Though it's very difficult to explain. It would have to be witnessed. Or actually experienced. Something that may relate would be perhaps Tempus Fugit's signiture. And to that I can only agree. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
