paddyfool 379 Posted March 14, 2020 Vaagheid was paying so much attention to Covid19, he neglected to keep a weather eye out for assassins. All hail King Sir Creep! (Or else!) 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted March 15, 2020 19 hits . 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paddyfool 379 Posted March 16, 2020 On 15/03/2020 at 12:10, the_engineer said: 19 hits . 14 hours ago, deathbed said: 23 Both already taken (see the quim reaper's updated list on p7) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted March 16, 2020 1 hour ago, paddyfool said: Both already taken (see the quim reaper's updated list on p7) Just realised I already said 18 on first page . Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted March 16, 2020 On 01/01/2020 at 15:57, The Quim Reaper said: So, as it stands... msc - 1 dean1991 - 7 openviews - 8 The Old Crem - 9 markb4 - 10 The Quim Reaper - 11 The Red Death - 12 philheybrookbay - 13 adrian0719 - 14 alt obits guy - 15 gcreptile - 16 theoldlady - 17 Lafaucheuse - 18 Steve - 19 Donald - 20 Kinnock - 21 RolandDeschain - 22 Sean - 23 Paul Bearer - 25 redrumours - 26 Bou1 - 30 DeathClock - 49 Joey Russ - 50 I had 18 on first page. TBH I forgot I voted aswell lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,408 Posted March 16, 2020 18 minutes ago, the_engineer said: I had 18 on first page. TBH I forgot I voted aswell lol Only problem with that is that was for last year 2020 starts some way down page 5...perhaps we’ll treat ourselves to a shiny new thread for 2021. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
the_engineer 1,415 Posted March 16, 2020 16 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said: Only problem with that is that was for last year 2020 starts some way down page 5...perhaps we’ll treat ourselves to a shiny new thread for 2021. let myself down there. I'll take 24 lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,408 Posted March 16, 2020 On 01/01/2020 at 19:40, The Quim Reaper said: So, as it stands... paddyfool - 0 msc - 1 drol - 3 Eesti - 4 Vaagheid - 5 Sir Creep - 6 dean1991 - 7 openviews - 8 The Old Crem - 9 markb4 - 10 The Quim Reaper - 11 The Red Death - 12 philheybrookbay - 13 adrian0719 - 14 alt obits guy - 15 gcreptile - 16 theoldlady - 17 Lafaucheuse - 18 Steve - 19 Donald - 20 Kinnock (gone - maybe Miracle Aligner can inherit this one?) - 21 RolandDeschain - 22 Sean - 23 Fixed Business - 24 Paul Bearer - 25 redrumours - 26 chilean way - 27 CastAway - 28 Putin - 29 Bou1 - 30 Exu - 31 Perfect Passing - 32 ThereWillBeDeaths7 - 33 DeathClock - 49 Joey Russ - 50 Captain Chorizo - 87 Deathray - Fuck this fucking shithole Oh @the_engineer...please don’t shout at me, but...the line of succession is a bitch innit. And @CaptainChorizo, you already have 87. Fingers crossed! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paddyfool 379 Posted April 7, 2020 King Sir Creep's reign is brought to a violent end by a fatal duel of honor. All hail King dean1991! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,800 Posted April 7, 2020 Part of my job is dealing with paperwork for cases where our ‘clientele’ have pegged it, I generally have approximately 10 ‘hits’ a week - as of 5pm today I already have 30 for the past two days. If only my deadpooling rate was that good! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paddyfool 379 Posted April 12, 2020 King dean1991 never woke up after his coronation celebration. A few unkind folk joked about a killer hangover; however, most agreed it was actual poison that did him in. Oh well. All hail King openviews! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paddyfool 379 Posted May 11, 2020 King openviews fell out of a window, and somehow landed on a poisoned dagger that found its way into his back. Tragic accident. Anyway, now that the evidence... sorry, his body... has been whisked away to be ceremonially burnt to ash, all hail King The Old Crem! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lafaucheuse 4,052 Posted May 11, 2020 I took 18 but I beginning to doubt that we will ever reach my prediction : to break the 2017 record of 17 deaths and reach my number, we’ll have to have another 9 Deaths during the next 7 months. Our beginning of year has been quite impressive but it would be pretty unreal to have another run like that for the rest of the year, isn’t it ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Joey Russ 7,229 Posted May 11, 2020 7 minutes ago, Lafaucheuse said: I took 18 but I beginning to doubt that we will ever reach my prediction : to break the 2017 record of 17 deaths and reach my number, we’ll have to have another 9 Deaths during the next 7 months. Our beginning of year has been quite impressive but it would be pretty unreal to have another run like that for the rest of the year, isn’t it ? As Gooseberry said, trust the enema... 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paddyfool 379 Posted May 12, 2020 8 hours ago, Lafaucheuse said: I took 18 but I beginning to doubt that we will ever reach my prediction : to break the 2017 record of 17 deaths and reach my number, we’ll have to have another 9 Deaths during the next 7 months. Our beginning of year has been quite impressive but it would be pretty unreal to have another run like that for the rest of the year, isn’t it ? 9 in 7 months is not unusual, given the normal rate is about one per month. Plenty of low hanging fruit still on the list too, and overall mortality is still running higher than usual, especially amongst the elderly, due to Covid. I'd give it almost even odds we see a new record. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paddyfool 379 Posted May 12, 2020 8 hours ago, ethnic cleansing said: 17 A reasonable prediction, but already taken. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ThereWillBeDeaths7 748 Posted May 12, 2020 Since nobody's taken this high likely number of deaths, 33 it is all hail the mighty enema! 2 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CoffinLodger 1,248 Posted May 12, 2020 I've just realised this is only the 3rd year in deathlist history that there has been a hit in each of the first five months, the only other 2 years being 1994 and 2018. If we get a hit in June it will be the first time ever that there has been a hit in every one of the first 6 months.Will we do it? My moneys on it right now ! 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,347 Posted May 12, 2020 12 hours ago, ThereWillBeDeaths7 said: Since nobody's taken this high likely number of deaths, 33 it is all hail the mighty enema! Your faith will be rewarded! 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paddyfool 379 Posted June 18, 2020 King The Old Crem has died from severe burns. Nobody knows quite how he ended up inside that furnace. All hail king markb4! 2 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
paddyfool 379 Posted June 18, 2020 On 12/05/2020 at 20:42, CoffinLodger said: I've just realised this is only the 3rd year in deathlist history that there has been a hit in each of the first five months, the only other 2 years being 1994 and 2018. If we get a hit in June it will be the first time ever that there has been a hit in every one of the first 6 months.Will we do it? My moneys on it right now ! It seems we did. And it also seems pretty likely we'll get a hit in the 7th month this year too. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
