Jump to content
paddyfool

How many hits this year?

Recommended Posts

Vaagheid was paying so much attention to Covid19, he neglected to keep a weather eye out for assassins. 

 

All hail King Sir Creep! (Or else!)

  • Haha 2

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

19 hits .

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
On 15/03/2020 at 12:10, the_engineer said:

19 hits .

 

14 hours ago, deathbed said:

23

 

Both already taken (see the quim reaper's updated list on p7)

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
1 hour ago, paddyfool said:

 

 

Both already taken (see the quim reaper's updated list on p7)

 

Just realised I already said 18 on first page .

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
On 01/01/2020 at 15:57, The Quim Reaper said:

So, as it stands...

 

msc - 1

dean1991 - 7

openviews - 8

The Old Crem - 9

markb4 - 10

The Quim Reaper - 11

The Red Death - 12

philheybrookbay - 13

adrian0719 - 14

alt obits guy - 15

gcreptile - 16

theoldlady - 17

Lafaucheuse - 18

Steve - 19

Donald - 20

Kinnock - 21

RolandDeschain - 22

Sean - 23

Paul Bearer - 25

redrumours - 26

Bou1 - 30

DeathClock - 49

Joey Russ - 50

 

I had 18 on first page. TBH I forgot I voted aswell lol

 

 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
18 minutes ago, the_engineer said:

 

I had 18 on first page. TBH I forgot I voted aswell lol

 

 


Only problem with that is that was for last year :lol:

 

2020 starts some way down page 5...perhaps we’ll treat ourselves to a shiny new thread for 2021.

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
16 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said:


Only problem with that is that was for last year :lol:

 

2020 starts some way down page 5...perhaps we’ll treat ourselves to a shiny new thread for 2021.

 

:facepalm:  let myself down there. I'll take 24 lol

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
On 01/01/2020 at 19:40, The Quim Reaper said:
 

So, as it stands...

 

paddyfool - 0 :rip:
msc - :rip:

drol - :rip:

Eesti - :rip:

Vaagheid - :rip:

Sir Creep - :rip:

dean1991 - :rip:

openviews - :rip:

The Old Crem - :bow:

markb4 - 10

The Quim Reaper - 11

The Red Death - 12

philheybrookbay - 13

adrian0719 - 14

alt obits guy - 15

gcreptile - 16

theoldlady - 17

Lafaucheuse - 18

Steve - 19

Donald - 20

Kinnock - 21

RolandDeschain - 22

Sean - 23

Fixed Business - 24

Paul Bearer - 25

redrumours - 26

chilean way - 27

CastAway - 28

Putin - 29

Bou1 - 30

Exu - 31

Perfect Passing - 32

ThereWillBeDeaths7 - 33

DeathClock - 49

Joey Russ - 50

Captain Chorizo - 87

Deathray - Fuck this fucking shithole


Oh @the_engineer...please don’t shout at me, but...the line of succession is a bitch innit.

 

And @CaptainChorizo, you already have 87. Fingers crossed!

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

King Sir Creep's reign is brought to a violent end by a fatal duel of honor.

 

All hail King dean1991!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Part of my job is dealing with paperwork for cases where our ‘clientele’ have pegged it, I generally  have approximately 10 ‘hits’ a week - as of 5pm today I already have 30 for the past two days.  If only my deadpooling rate was that good!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

King dean1991 never woke up after his coronation celebration. A few unkind folk joked about a killer hangover; however, most agreed it was actual poison that did him in.

 

Oh well. All hail King openviews!

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

King openviews fell out of a window, and somehow landed on a poisoned dagger that found its way into his back. Tragic accident. 

 

Anyway, now that the evidence... sorry, his body... has been whisked away to be ceremonially burnt to ash, all hail King The Old Crem!

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I took 18 but I beginning to doubt that we will ever reach my prediction : to break the 2017 record of 17 deaths and reach my number, we’ll have to have another 9 Deaths during the next 7 months. Our beginning of year has been quite impressive but it would be pretty unreal to have another run like that for the rest of the year, isn’t it ?

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
7 minutes ago, Lafaucheuse said:

I took 18 but I beginning to doubt that we will ever reach my prediction : to break the 2017 record of 17 deaths and reach my number, we’ll have to have another 9 Deaths during the next 7 months. Our beginning of year has been quite impressive but it would be pretty unreal to have another run like that for the rest of the year, isn’t it ?

As Gooseberry said, trust the enema...

  • Like 1
  • Thanks 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
8 hours ago, Lafaucheuse said:

I took 18 but I beginning to doubt that we will ever reach my prediction : to break the 2017 record of 17 deaths and reach my number, we’ll have to have another 9 Deaths during the next 7 months. Our beginning of year has been quite impressive but it would be pretty unreal to have another run like that for the rest of the year, isn’t it ?

 

9 in 7 months is not unusual, given the normal rate is about one per month. Plenty of low hanging fruit still on the list too, and overall mortality is still running higher than usual, especially amongst the elderly, due to Covid. I'd give it almost even odds we see a new record. 

  • Like 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
8 hours ago, ethnic cleansing said:

17

 

A reasonable prediction, but already taken. 

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

I've just realised this is only the 3rd year in deathlist history that there has been a hit in each of the first five months, the only other 2  years being 1994 and 2018. If we get a hit in June it will be the first time ever that there has been a hit in every one of the first 6 months.Will we do it?  My moneys on it right now ! 

  • Like 3

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites
12 hours ago, ThereWillBeDeaths7 said:

Since nobody's taken this high likely number of deaths, 33 it is :D all hail the mighty enema!

Your faith will be rewarded!

  • Like 1
  • Haha 1

Share this post


Link to post
Share on other sites

Create an account or sign in to comment

You need to be a member in order to leave a comment

Create an account

Sign up for a new account in our community. It's easy!

Register a new account

Sign in

Already have an account? Sign in here.

Sign In Now

  • Recently Browsing   0 members

    No registered users viewing this page.

×

Important Information

Your use of this forum is subject to our Terms of Use