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3 minutes ago, Grim Up North said:

 

The one I won 8-4 or the one we drew 6-6 and you won on a coin toss? :P

 

(Still bitter and hoping for revenge at some point…)

Depending on the luck of the draw we might face each other again some day. We’ll just have to wait and see. ;) 

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Everyone is now in. It’s just the wait for the official master list in about an hour now... 

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Official Cup Masterlist Round 1:

  1. George Alagiah - LizLemon 

  2. Juan Alderete - HDS, Old Crem, Jiroemon, Sir Creep, Fear Beag

  3. Daniel Arap Moi - Unknown Man, Etush, Yorkshire*, Djemba, DeathByArsenic, HDS, LizLemon, Annami, Great Uncle, Wormfarmer, Old Crem, grobler, FixedBusiness*, Skinny, Sir Creep, Fear Beag*

  4. Amanullah - Fear Beag 

  5. Eileen Ash - Yorkshire 

  6. Ed Asner - markb4

  7. Amitabh Bachchan - Annami

  8. Frankie Banali - Unknown Man, Etush, Sean, Annami*, Great Uncle, Wormfarmer, FixedBusiness 

  9. PK Banerjee - Old Crem

  10. Bob Barker - markb4, grobler 

  11. Margaret Stuart Barry - Yorkshire 

  12. Susan Bayh - Joemoney, LizLemon*, Annami, Wormfarmer, FixedBusiness 

  13. Benon Biraaro - Skinny 

  14. Stan Bowles - Sean

  15. Bobby Brown (Yankee) - Yorkshire

  16. Anne Buydens - Old Crem

  17. Laura Cardoso - DeathByArsenic 

  18. Carman - Jiroemon 

  19. Jimmy Carter - markb4 

  20. Bernadette Chirac - DeathByArsenic

  21. Christian Chukwu - Djemba 

  22. Bernard Cribbins - Great Uncle

  23. Donivin Darius - HDS

  24. Golam Dastagir Gazi - Fear Beag

  25. Suzy Delair - DeathByArsenic 

  26. Bob Dole - markb4, FixedBusiness 

  27. Kirk Douglas - Etush, markb4, FixedBusiness 

  28. Ric Flair - Great Uncle

  29. Bill Freehan - Wormfarmer 

  30. Datta Gaekwad - Joemoney

  31. Bob Gibson - Wormfarmer 

  32. Manolis Glezos - grobler, Sir Creep, Fear Beag

  33. Henry Gray - Yorkshire, Djemba, HDS, Wormfarmer*, grobler, Skinny, Fear Beag

  34. Juliette Greco - DeathByArsenic 

  35. David Gulpilil - Unknown Man, Sean, Yorkshire, Djemba, Annami, Great Uncle, Skinny, Jiroemon

  36. David Hagen - Sean, Great Uncle 

  37. Terry Hands - HDS 

  38. Nicole Hart - Sir Creep 

  39. Stanley Ho - Joemoney

  40. Ian Holm - DeathByArsenic 

  41. Lee Kerslake - Unknown Man, Etush, Wormfarmer, FixedBusiness 

  42. Henry Kissinger - markb4

  43. Robert Kuok - Joemoney 

  44. Metropolitan Kyrillos of Imbros - Fear Beag

  45. John Lewis - Etush, Sean, Djemba, Wormfarmer

  46. Karen Lewis - Skinny

  47. Norman Lloyd - Annami

  48. Michael Lonsdale - DeathByArsenic 

  49. Nadia Lutfi - Skinny

  50. Vera Lynn - Yorkshire, Old Crem

  51. Lata Mangeshkar - Joemoney 

  52. John Manners - grobler

  53. Imelda Marcos - LizLemon 

  54. Terrence Matthews - Fear Beag

  55. Arthur Maud - HDS

  56. Roberta McCain - markb4, LizLemon

  57. Michael McKevitt - grobler 

  58. Stirling Moss - Great Uncle 

  59. Giorgio Napolitano - Unknown Man

  60. Jorge Neto - Jiroemon

  61. Rip Oliver - HDS*

  62. Hau Pei-Tsun - Joemoney

  63. Javier Pérez de Cuellar - Unknown Man, markb4 

  64. Nehemiah Persoff - DeathByArsenic 

  65. Prince Philip - Unknown Man, Joemoney*, markb4, Old Crem, grobler

  66. Genesis P-Orridge - Unknown Man, Etush, Sean*, Joemoney, Djemba, DeathByArsenic, HDS, LizLemon, Annami, Jiroemon

  67. Mian Qayoom - Fear Beag

  68. Sumner Redstone - FixedBusiness 

  69. Line Renaud - DeathByArsenic 

  70. Claudia Rodrigues - Sir Creep 

  71. Yoo Sang-chul - FixedBusiness, Jiroemon

  72. Vic Seixas - Djemba

  73. ATM Shamzzusaman - DeathByArsenic* 

  74. Nawaz Sharif - Old Crem

  75. Jagan Shakti - Old Crem, Skinny

  76. Robert Sirko - Sir Creep 

  77. Laura Smith - Skinny*, Sir Creep, Fear Beag 

  78. Neddy Smith- Djemba, Skinny

  79. Tom Smith - Etush*, Sean, HDS, LizLemon, Annami, Great Uncle*, Wormfarmer, Old Crem*, grobler, FixedBusiness, Skinny, Jiroemon*

  80. Pat Smullen - Great Uncle, Unknown Man

  81. Stephen Sondheim - Old Crem

  82. Leon Spinks - Sean

  83. Nobby Stiles - Unknown Man, Sean, LizLemon, FixedBusiness 

  84. Julie Strain - Djemba, Wormfarmer

  85. Jacinto Suarez - Jiromeon 

  86. Deane Sutherland - Yorkshire, Sir Creep 

  87. Belinda Sykes - Jiroemon

  88. Miiko Taka - Joemoney 

  89. Bernard Tapie - Ethush

  90. Lee Teng-hui - Wormfarmer 

  91. Ruthie Thompson - marb4*, Annami

  92. Peter Tobin - Sean, Yorkshire, Djemba*, HDS, Annami, Great Uncle, grobler*, Skinny, Sir Creep, Fear Beag 

  93. Alex Trebek - Unknown Man*, Etush, Sean, Djemba, markb4, HDS, grobler

  94. Jean Louis-Trintignant- Great Uncle

  95. Gudrun Ure - Yorkshire

  96. Eddie Van Halen - Annami, Old Crem 

  97. Tabare Vazquez - Etush

  98. Jorge Velado - Jiroemon

  99. Jhon Jairo Velazquez - Jiroemon, Sir Creep 

  100. Gianluca Vialli - Etush, FixedBusiness 

  101. Mario Vigil - Sir Creep*

  102. Barbara Walters - LizLemon 

  103. Mary Ward - Yorkshire

  104. Everton Weekes - Joemoney

  105. Bob Weighton - grobler 

  106. Lester Wolff - LizLemon

  107. Joanne Woodward - LizLemon

  108. Julie Ye Feng - Joemoney 

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Teams for round 1: 

 

JiroemonKimura (T Smith*, Neto, Velazquez, Carman, Gulpilil, Velado, P-Orridge, Suarez, Alderete, Sykes, Sang-Chul) vs Old Crem (T Smith*, Philip, Arap Moi, Sondheim, Sharif, Banerjee, Shakti, Lynn, Alderete, Van Halen, Buydens)


 

LizLemon (Bayh*, McCain, T Smith, Woodward P-Orridge, Arap Moi, Walters, Stiles, Alagiah, Wolff, Marcos) vs Ethushishispushingupdaisies (T Smith*, Trebek, P-Orridge, Vialli, Douglas, Banali, J Lewis, Arap Moi, Kerslake, Vazquez, Tapie)


 

FixedBusiness (Arap Moi*, T Smith, Sang-chul, Dole, Redstone, Vialli, Banali, Bayh, Douglas, Stiles, Kerslake) vs The Unknown Man (Trebek*, Gulpilil, Arap Moi, Napolitano, Banali, Perez de Cuellar, P-Orridge, Philip, Kerslake, Stiles, Smullen)


 

Annami (Banali*, P-Orridge, Arap Moi, Tobin, Van Halen, Bachchan, Gulpilil, Lloyd, Bayh, Thompson, T Smith) vs Grobler (Tobin*, McKevitt, Glezos, T Smith, Trebek, Weighton, Arap Moi, Barker, Gray, Philip, Manners)


 

HDS (Oliver*, Alderete, Gray, Hands, Maud, Arap Moi, P-Orridge, T Smith, Tobin, Trebek, Darius) vs Great Uncle Bulgaria (T Smith*, Banali, Flair, Gulpilil, Tobin, Arap Moi, Moss, Hagen, Trintignant, Cribbins, Smullen)


 

An Fear Beag (Arap Moi*, Alderete, Amanullah, Gazi, Gray, Glezos, Matthews, Kyrillos, Qayoom, L Smith, Tobin) vs Markb4 (Thompson*, Douglas, Dole, Perez de Cuellar, Barker, Kissinger, McCain, Trebek, Carter, Philip, Asner)


 

DeathByArsenic (Shamsuzzaman*, Chirac, Arap Moi, P-Orridge, Holm, Greco, Cardoso, Renaud, Lonsdale, Persoff, Delair) vs Sean (P-Orridge*, Banali, Tobin, Stiles, Bowles, Gulpilil, Spinks, J Lewis, Trebek, T Smith, Hagen)


 

Wormfarmer (Gray*, Arap Moi, T Smith, J Lewis, Freehan, Banali, Gibson, Teng-hui, Kerslake, Bayh, Strain) vs Joemoneypenny (Philip*, Gaekwad, Weekes, P-Orridge, Pei-Tsun, Ye Feng, Mageshkar, Taka, Kuok, Ho, Bayh)


 

Djemba Djemba (Tobin*, N Smith, Trebek, Chukwu, Arap Moi, Gulpilil, P-Orridge, Gray, J Lewis, Strain, Seixas) vs Yorkshire Banker (Arap Moi*, Brown, Sutherland, Tobin, Ash, Barry, Lynn, Gray, Gulpilil, Ward, Ure)


 

Skinny Kiltrunner (L Smith*, Lutfi, Gray, Shakti, Biraaro, Arap Moi, K Lewis, Gulpilil, Tobin, N Smith, T Smith) vs Sir Creep (Vigil*, Alderete, Arap Moi, Glezos, Hart, Rodrigues, Sirko, L Smith, Sutherland, Tobin, Velazquez)

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Is the John Ridland picked the poet who died a few days ago?

 

 

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Just now, msc said:

Is the John Ridland picked the poet who died a few days ago?

 

 

Looks to be. Which means HDS is going to need another joker pick. As for his sole sub, Donivin Darius is in

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Sorry HDS. Good pick. Just...too good, I guess!

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"I honestly expect to break whatever scoring record we have for a month." ~ Sir Creep, 31 Jan 2020
"Sir Creep's Cup team is so good, it's like an aphrodisiac" ~ Skinnykiltrunner, 1 Feb 2020

Oh, if only my wife killer had lived 48 hours. 
When 94-year old hospice-bound Henry Gray is no better than your second alternate, Cup scoring records are preparing to fall.
Oh would you just LOOK at them *sigh*.... unique after unique after unique, 3-4 dead certs.  :wub:

Added bonus: I even picked off my opponent's Joker. :axe:
SC

DL Certified  DL Cup Greatest Team of All Time ®


February Entry:  Month-To-Month Tenants

1. Juan Alderete - Bass Player, Mars Volta

2. Daniel Arap-Moi - President of Kenya

3. Brittnae Chambers - NZ Pro Cyclist (disallowed)  3. Jhon Jairo Valasquez Vasquez - Hitman

4. Manolis Glezos - Greek Politician

5. Nicole Hart - Jazz Singer

6. Claudia Rodrigues - Actress

7. Robert Sirko - Artist, Professor of Art (Valparaiso Univ)
8. Laura Smith - Canadian Folk Singer
9. Deanne Sutherland - NZ Guitarist, Satellite Spies

10. Peter Tobin - Scottish Killer

11. Mario Vigil - Tejano Music Producer, Grammy Winner -- JOKER

 

Sub: 
1. Jhon Jairo Valasquez Vasquez - Hitman (see above)
2. Henry Gray - Pianist From The Big Easy



 

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At least Sir Creep is humble, he has that going for him. :lol:

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9 hours ago, Grim Up North said:

 

  6. An Fear Bag vs Markb4

 

Markb4 must have a feeling of deja vu!

 

Lol, 2019 lives again!

 

EDIT: Never mind.

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1 hour ago, msc said:

Sorry HDS. Good pick. Just...too good, I guess!

Thanks! My first year in the cup and bound to make some rookie mistakes. Note to self: no matter how foreboding and busy one's workweek appears, never again submit your cup list 5 days in advance. 

 

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3 minutes ago, HDS said:

Thanks! My first year in the cup and bound to make some rookie mistakes. Note to self: no matter how foreboding and busy one's workweek appears, never again submit your cup list 5 days in advance. 

 

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Look on the bright side. At least you didn’t fall of a Scott Thornson or Ryan Buell. 

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Been 13 and a half hour since the cup round began and there’s no scores as of yet. The audience are now beginning to wonder if it is truly a snooze fest after all...

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20 minutes ago, Joey Russ said:

Been 13 and a half hour since the cup round began and there’s no scores as of yet. The audience are now beginning to wonder if it is truly a snooze fest after all...

Always the same when the lower league teams are in.....:P

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Predictions:

 

JiroemonKimura vs Old Crem - Our aged Japanese friend will nick it.

LizLemon vs Etushispushingupdaisies - Etush, and for fuck sake best of luck to you in Round 2.

FixedBusiness vs The Unknown Man - Fixed Biz, I reckon.

Annami vs Grobler - Annami. A close one.

HDS vs Great Uncle Bulgaria - Shame about HDS' initial joker. Unc will get Joker points and win.

An Fear Beag vs Markb4 - AFB to nick it.

DeathByArsenic vs Sean - Arsenic, by 1 unique point.

Wormfarmer vs Joemoneypenny - Wormy, I'd say.

Djemba Djemba vs Yorkshire Banker - I'm gonna have a punt on beginner's luck for Djemba.

Skinny Kiltrunner vs Sir Creep - They'll get two hits each, they'll be names they had in common and it'll go to a coin toss. Skinny will win the toss and Sir Creep will hunt both him and Roey down and raze their houses to the ground in a fit of rage.

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24 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said:

Predictions:

 

JiroemonKimura vs Old Crem - Our aged Japanese friend will nick it.

LizLemon vs Etushispushingupdaisies - Etush, and for fuck sake best of luck to you in Round 2.

FixedBusiness vs The Unknown Man - Fixed Biz, I reckon.

Annami vs Grobler - Annami. A close one.

HDS vs Great Uncle Bulgaria - Shame about HDS' initial joker. Unc will get Joker points and win.

An Fear Beag vs Markb4 - AFB to nick it.

DeathByArsenic vs Sean - Arsenic, by 1 unique point.

Wormfarmer vs Joemoneypenny - Wormy, I'd say.

Djemba Djemba vs Yorkshire Banker - I'm gonna have a punt on beginner's luck for Djemba.

Skinny Kiltrunner vs Sir Creep - They'll get two hits each, they'll be names they had in common and it'll go to a coin toss. Skinny will win the toss and Sir Creep will hunt both him and Roey down and raze their houses to the ground in a fit of rage.

 

Based on the names I know (which isn't much): Jiroemon, Liz, Unknown Man, Grobler, HDS, An Fear Beag (An Fear for Mark in this tie), DeathbyArsenic (based on a potentially great unique joker, although Seans somewhat kamikaze "All The Cancer Names" approach could prove fruitful!), Wormfarmer, Djemba, and...feck, WW3 on this thread.

 

 

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I’m almost positive everyone on my team is either healthier or younger than 24 hours ago.

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Does anyone want a nice cup of coffee while we wait to find out who scores first? Because the fans are feeling really sleepy with no action happening now...

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28 minutes ago, Joey Russ said:

Does anyone want a nice cup of coffee while we wait to find out who scores first? Because the fans are feeling really sleepy with no action happening now...

 

Whereas the stattos are watching 20 attempts at breaking the Boudicca Record and are all Centre holds it...holds it...HOLDS IT!

 

 

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Kind of glad to have a breather after this turbulent January. I am, once again going through my annual burn-out / recovery period post-change of year.

But then again, I am hoping to be fully recharged at the end of February to submit my team. 

 

Also, I kind of think that we are going to have a week of relative silence now, only to be back in a storm after that.

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1 hour ago, Joey Russ said:

Does anyone want a nice cup of coffee while we wait to find out who scores first? Because the fans are feeling really sleepy with no action happening now...


2 sugars please.

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