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56 minutes ago, Sir Creep said:


They said he was recovering (ie woke from coma) on the 31 Jan so I omitted him.  The sonovabitch!  :evil:

If it helps, I had the same thought process.  He had seemed to have survived the worst of it.

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So singer Jorge Neto was looking to survive a coma, yet Jiroemon still picked him. Turned out to be the right choice too, as he’s a unique for him. So that’s 4 points for Jiroemon, and it’s also more and more likely that he’s going on to round 2, something that didn’t happen the last time he competed...

 

  1. JiroemonKimura vs Old Crem 7 - 3
  2. LizLemon vs Ethushishispushingupdaisies 3 - 6
  3. FixedBusiness vs The Unknown Man 9 - 3
  4.  Annami vs Grobler 3 - 6
  5. HDS vs Great Uncle Bulgaria 10 - 3
  6. An Fear Beag vs Markb4 9 - 3
  7. DeathByArsenic vs Sean 3 - 0
  8. Wormfarmer vs Joemoneypenny 9 - 0
  9. Djemba Djemba vs Yorkshire Banker 6 - 9
  10. Skinny Kiltrunner vs Sir Creep 14 - 14 

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9 minutes ago, Joey Russ said:

 and it’s also more and more likely that he’s going on to round 2, something that didn’t happen the last time he competed...

 

That was a surprise, though. And speaking of surprises... Sean, mate, what's happening? :o

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2 hours ago, Skinny kiltrunner said:

If it helps, I had the same thought process.  He had seemed to have survived the worst of it.


yes that helps tremendously!! :party:

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2 hours ago, msc said:

 

That was a surprise, though. And speaking of surprises... Sean, mate, what's happening? :o


Joey must have predicted him to win :biggrin:

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SirC: We are tied!  
Joey: Yes, thanks to the strength of you choosing a great Joker!

But!....you are losing the match.

SirC: I’m losing?  But why?

Joey: Because you rely on your great Joker.

SirC: I’m.....I’m penalised for getting a hit with my Joker?

Joey: Let’s not call it a penalty.


What one hand giveth, the other taketh away.

Ill let that conversation sink in...

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2 minutes ago, Sir Creep said:

SirC: We are tied!  
Joey: Yes, thanks to the strength of you choosing a great Joker!

But!....you are losing the match.

SirC: I’m losing?  But why?

Joey: Because you rely on your great Joker.

SirC: I’m.....I’m penalised for getting a hit with my Joker?

Joey: Let’s not call it a penalty.


What one hand giveth, the other taketh away.

Ill let that conversation sink in...


You are a twat.

 

You got double points for your joker - you’re penalised because Skinny has so far been better at picking people who will die.

 

Oh and that rather smug statement you made about leaving Henry Gray on the subs bench because you had such a great team is not looking so clever now.

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15 minutes ago, Grim Up North said:


You are a twat.

 

You got double points for your joker - you’re penalised because Skinny has so far been better at picking people who will die.

 

Oh and that rather smug statement you made about leaving Henry Gray on the subs bench because you had such a great team is not looking so clever now.

Had I accepted his rejected pick he’d be 3 points down, so there’s that...

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Much like FIFA and the head to head rules in the World Cup, the Cup needed rules for a draw, and the rule is:

 

11.    In the event of a draw, the following tiebreaks will be used:

1st tiebreak = number of hits
2nd tiebreak = average age of hits
3rd tiebreak = flip of a coin
4th tiebreak if needed = A little game of eenie meenie miny mo (hehe)

 

 

Now which complete arsehole came up with that? :lol:

 

Being a wrestling fan I was tempted to promote both teams and have a triple threat, but we'd still be playing the 2017 Cup now with some of the players efforts that year!

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Still over a week to go, so this may yet all end up being moot. I suppose as an exercise it's all good, but I'm hoping there will be solid conclusion one way or the other.  Nobody wants to win on a technicality.

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1 hour ago, Skinny kiltrunner said:

Still over a week to go, so this may yet all end up being moot. I suppose as an exercise it's all good, but I'm hoping there will be solid conclusion one way or the other.  Nobody wants to win on a technicality.

That was my polite,  outside voice. This is me inside.......

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Can we submit entries now for round 2 now? 

 

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Just now, the_engineer said:

Can we submit entries now for round 2 now? 

 

Yep. Already announced entries can be submitted a few days back. And you got a week to submit.

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Just now, Joey Russ said:

Yep. Already announced entries can be submitted a few days back. And you got a week to submit.

Cheers man send my team over in a while .

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You still got over 5 and a half days to submit something, but so far there seems to be less early submissions than usual. As such, here are the teams who have submitted so far. 
 

  1. Skinny Kiltrunner or Sir Creep vs JiroemonKimura or Old Crem
  2. Annami or Grobler vs John Key
  3. Engineer vs Grim
  4. YoungWillz vs Wormfarmer or Joemoneypenny
  5. Bibliogryphon vs msc
  6. Torva vs Reptile
  7. Banana vs Spade_Cooley
  8. Quim Reaper vs Deathray
  9. Maryport vs Deadsox
  10. Oldlady vs DeathByArsenic or Sean
  11. An Fear Bag or  Markb4 vs Alt Obits Guy
  12. DDT vs Book
  13. Djemba Djemba or Yorkshire Banker vs Joey Russ
  14. Chorizo vs HDS or Great Uncle Bulgaria
  15. Death Impends vs LizLemon or Ethushishispushingupdaisies
  16. Clorox vs FixedBusiness or The Unknown Man

Many of the yet to submit are likely last minute submissions. But still, I’m hoping nobody sent their team in via the last round DM, cause if you did, I did not receive it...

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43 minutes ago, Joey Russ said:

 there seems to be less early submissions than usual

 

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So, I might take one for the team(s) here by asking for a ruling 

 

David Abel certainly famous for being ill but also caught up in a shitstorm which wasn't of his making - I can see the aversion to ffbi cases in the rules and I'd assume he's a nil-point case, but would I be right (cos he's currently training with the rest of my squad and I'm really hoping he'll infect the terminal and tottering lot of them)

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1 minute ago, markb4 said:

@Joey Russ I DM'ed you my list yesterday. Did you not receive it? I can resend it.

Nope, I did not receive your message.

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3 minutes ago, Joey Russ said:

Nope, I did not receive your message.

 

Ok, I resent it.

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I counted her as a locked down ‘hit’ when I turned in my list.  I never root for people to die, but her recovery has been rather disappointing in that it was quite unexpected.

 

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