Gooseberry Crumble 5,318 Posted July 24, 2020 https://www.lifeandstylemag.com/posts/vanessa-morgan-is-pregnant-expecting-baby-no-1-with-michael-kopech/ Vanessa Morgan actress on popular uber camp cult tv drama Riverdale has announced she is pregnant with her first child. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,318 Posted July 24, 2020 10 minutes ago, Lord Fellatio Nelson said: Yeah but, look at it another way. This thread makes all the other shit ones look brilliant. See? It has its place! This thread is divine and celebrates the beautiful gift of new life!! How could anyone poo poo such a blessed thing! Rejoice Lord Fellatio! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,215 Posted July 24, 2020 1 minute ago, Gooseberry Crumble said: This thread is divine and celebrates the beautiful gift of new life!! How could anyone poo poo such a blessed thing! Rejoice Lord Fellatio! Quit while you are ahead. I have done you a favour. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted July 24, 2020 Mercedes Gland and her vacant partner Vince Feecees are delighted to announce the safe arrival of baby Psoriasis, a welcome sister for Toejam and Peanut. 6 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,318 Posted July 24, 2020 9 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said: Mercedes Gland and her vacant partner Vince Feecees are delighted to announce the safe arrival of baby Psoriasis, a welcome sister for Toejam and Peanut. You have a creative streak and flair I see! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,348 Posted July 24, 2020 Star of The Only Way Is Kensington Chlamydia Fufu has announced on Snapchat that she is pregnant with her first litter with her fuck buddy co-star Richard Cranium. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,318 Posted July 24, 2020 2 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said: Star of The Only Way Is Kensington Chlamydia Fufu has announced on Snapchat that she is pregnant with her first litter with her fuck buddy co-star Richard Cranium. @Lard Bazaar is better at it than you! Don't give up the day job! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,348 Posted July 24, 2020 2 minutes ago, Gooseberry Crumble said: @Lard Bazaar is better at it than you! Don't give up the day job! No no, this ain’t stopping until I’ve heard of one of the the fucking would-be parents 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,318 Posted July 24, 2020 18 minutes ago, The Quim Reaper said: No no, this ain’t stopping until I’ve heard of one of the the fucking would-be parents You've heard of Harry Kane from England's world cup football squad in 2018? Surely?! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,348 Posted July 24, 2020 1 minute ago, Gooseberry Crumble said: You've heard of Harry Kane from England's world cup football squad in 2018? Surely?! This is the precise reason why I fucking haven’t 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,318 Posted July 25, 2020 https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8558307/WAG-Rachel-Khawaja-cricket-star-husband-Usman-announce-birth-child.html Top Australian cricketer Usman Khawaja has announced the birth of his first child a baby daughter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,318 Posted July 25, 2020 https://www.walesonline.co.uk/lifestyle/showbiz/richard-mylan-tammie-baby-acen-18662706 47 year old Welsh actor Richard Mylan who has been a cast member in big roles in shows such as The Bill , Waterloo Road, Bad Girls and as Oliver in sitcom Coupling, has announced the birth of his son . A particularly emotional situation as his wife has been treated for cancer in recent times. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted July 25, 2020 In heart warming news, my arse has just given birth to the titanic cable it’s been baking since I had a large can of red bull and half a pound of cheese for lunch. Mother and brown baby are doing well 1 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gooseberry Crumble 5,318 Posted July 25, 2020 12 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said: In heart warming news, my arse has just given birth to the titanic cable it’s been baking since I had a large can of red bull and half a pound of cheese for lunch. Mother and brown baby are doing well I hope you cleaned up throughly! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,026 Posted July 26, 2020 2 hours ago, Lard Bazaar said: In heart warming news, my arse has just given birth to the titanic cable it’s been baking since I had a large can of red bull and half a pound of cheese for lunch. Mother and brown baby are doing well I hope you "welcomed" it. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,679 Posted July 26, 2020 4 hours ago, Lard Bazaar said: In heart warming news, my arse has just given birth to the titanic cable it’s been baking since I had a large can of red bull and half a pound of cheese for lunch. Mother and brown baby are doing well Already the most interesting and intelligent sprog on this thread, no doubt. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,548 Posted July 26, 2020 On 25/07/2020 at 03:16, Gooseberry Crumble said: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8558307/WAG-Rachel-Khawaja-cricket-star-husband-Usman-announce-birth-child.html Top Australian cricketer Usman Khawaja has announced the birth of his first child a baby daughter. Tautology! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted July 26, 2020 1 hour ago, time said: Tautology! Jeez these ‘celebrity’ baby names get worse by the day. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TQR 14,348 Posted July 26, 2020 25 minutes ago, Lard Bazaar said: Jeez these ‘celebrity’ baby names get worse by the day. Still marginally better than XZ%$$14.1+10"\ Musk 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steve 575 Posted July 26, 2020 9 hours ago, Lard Bazaar said: In heart warming news, my arse has just given birth to the titanic cable it’s been baking since I had a large can of red bull and half a pound of cheese for lunch. Mother and brown baby are doing well How very impertinent and certainly not the comments of a lady. You should be disgusted with yourself. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,026 Posted July 26, 2020 On 25/07/2020 at 03:16, Gooseberry Crumble said: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-8558307/WAG-Rachel-Khawaja-cricket-star-husband-Usman-announce-birth-child.html Top Australian cricketer Usman Khawaja has announced the birth of his first child a baby daughter. Looks more like a garden gnome. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted July 26, 2020 1 hour ago, Steve said: How very impertinent and certainly not the comments of a lady. You should be disgusted with yourself. Learnt everything I know off your mum. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,679 Posted July 26, 2020 1 hour ago, Lard Bazaar said: Learnt everything I know off your mum. Funny you should say that Lardy cos I was fucking Steve's mum up the arris the other day and I thought to myself why don't I cut her head off and cum in her gob instead but then I thought nah fuck it you know I can't be arsed with the hassle so I just let it it go you know what I mean yeah. Have a beautiful happy Sunday everyone. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Steve 575 Posted July 26, 2020 1 hour ago, Lard Bazaar said: Learnt everything I know off your mum. You have just proved my earlier point ever more so!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted July 26, 2020 3 minutes ago, Steve said: You have just proved my earlier point ever more so!! Then my work here is done. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
