Thats the problem with forums run by men.
When they were boys they would constantly play with themselves to a satisfactory conclusion.
When those same boys get old, they dont play with themselves so much so end up finding other things to play with.
Some end up owning/running forums and cannot resist playing with them.
Well fellas, you can play with this one as much as you like but it wont make you cum.
Leave the fuggin place alone!