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Who buys CD's/DVD's anymore either. Everything is downloaded or streamed. HMV's prices are not competitve anymore. If you do want to buy a CD or DVD most people go to Tesco or Asda I wouldn't get any CDs from Tesco, they'll probably have traces of VHS in them... :-P

Yes, but you have everyone on your list.

Thats.......... A R S E Ok CA?

DEAR ABBY: People at a community I'm at aren't being nice to me. I mentioned to them that you're dead, but I didn't realize someone else mentioned it before me and now they're being rough on me. How can I make sure I don't annoy them again? - DISTRESSED GUEST DEAR DISTRESSED: I understand the difficulty of your situation, but trust me on this that it can easily be resolved. Read before you post, numbskull.

In the kitchen

All this weather bollocks is pissing me off. Everyone at work 'oooo Lard, booo hooo it might snow tomorrow what will we do' - I'll tell you what you will do, you'll either stop being a fucking drippy twat and drive, or if you're too fucking scared, surrender your driving licence you pussy and get a fucking train. Or perhaps I could just sack you for being a total girl. And if they had one iota of an ounce of a brain cell, they would have known that it's not even going to snow here tomorrow, because we sit directly next to the Emergency Planning Office at work - all they had to do was nose through the window at their Powerpoint bollocks to know that. Massive boo-hooing twats. As you were.

I'll have an R.I.P please Bob.

That sound you hear is the sound of my 20,000 loyalty card points crashing into worthlessness

Do we want to be 'just like the Germans'? That's a question I can't answer for you, but as far as the Netherlands are concerned I think the German got exactly the republic I'd like to have here when we sack the Oranges. Exactly, apart from the way the prez is elected, which should be by popular vote. regards, Hein