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Should we have a whip round for Ferguson? A carriage clock with an extra 6 minutes on it would be a suitable retirement gift.

He died nearly eight years ago, you thick twat. What the fuck has happened to this forum? Its now infested with the kind of shite that throw their old sofas out onto the street outside their "social housing" tenement. This thread typifies why the fucking place is more shit than its ever been, its not even subtle or clever. I mean, it wasnt even me that used to whinge about post quality, those that did must be slitting their wrists as we speak.

Makes me think of

You need to have a meeting with your HR dept. or this person's boss. If they can't sort it out, then you must follow the right steps. Constructive dismissal will be one option later on, but you must write down not just only what is said but also how you feel after each time this happens. Do take an hour or so over the weekend to list what's been said and done to date while its still fresh in your memory. You will be for-armed for Monday morning and not wishing for anymore of the same to continue. As an aide-memoire - make use of a workbook in meetings. You can note down any derogatory comment with a shorthand. Like a "->" doodle notation for pointed comments, bigger the arrow the worse the event. And that thought of crashing your car... go and see your doctor... That thought alone shows just how much it is already affecting your mindset. Lots of hugs.

That's about as exciting as it gets for Bob Dole Is that the Dole office?

A man is alone in an airport lounge. A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He decides because she's wearing a uniform, she's probably an off-duty flight attendant. So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she flies for, thereby impressing her greatly. He leans across to her and says the British Airways motto : 'To Fly. To Serve'. The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line. He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto: 'Winning the hearts of the world'. Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face. Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto: 'Going beyond expectations'. The woman looks at him sternly and says: 'What the F*ck do you want?' 'Ah!' he says "Ryanair".

First Thatcher dies, then Ferguson retires. Somewhere there is a Scouser with a lamp and one wish left.

Been here before methinks. USAmerican Channel, USAmerican writer, New Zealand Director - it certainly won't be a British series that's coming back. Doctor Who was co-created by a Canadian, first story was directed by an Indian and written by an Australian as was it's theme tune... God bless the Empire!