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Fucking hell!! I had no idea you could engrave semen. At least the Chinese baby was rescued from the sewer, can anyone offer the same service to LFN's mind? Im merely responding in the most blunt, crass and shitiest way possible to the kind of posting that belongs on mumsnet. Maybe its about time that "David" registers with a new or second account ( assuming that he/she is an existing member who is pulling the piss ) or fucks off into the beyond. Maybe people were right, we should ban guest posters. Not feeling your usual loving, giving self tonight then Blowy? No, fuck off.

Fucking hell!! I had no idea you could engrave semen. At least the Chinese baby was rescued from the sewer, can anyone offer the same service to LFN's mind? Im merely responding in the most blunt, crass and shitiest way possible to the kind of posting that belongs on mumsnet. Maybe its about time that "David" registers with a new or second account ( assuming that he/she is an existing member who is pulling the piss ) or fucks off into the beyond. Maybe people were right, we should ban guest posters. Not feeling your usual loving, giving self tonight then Blowy?

I did summat similar recently Spade, though I extended it to the likes of Charles Manson and gave pride of place to the Black Metal wars in Norway in which one singer murdered the singer in a rival band.

I hope she swallows.

Fucking hell!! I had no idea you could engrave semen. At least the Chinese baby was rescued from the sewer, can anyone offer the same service to LFN's mind? It is beyond rescue.

Some new suggestions: Big Bang Theory Cast: Johnny Galecki, Jim Parsons, Kaley Cuoco, Simon Helberg, Kunal Nayyar, Melissa Rauch, Mayim Bialik The new and the future Kings and Queens of Europe: King Willem-Alexander of the Netherlands, Queen Maxima of the Netherlands Victoria Crown Princess of Sweden, Daniel Prince of Sweden Frederik Crown Prince of Denmark, Mary Crown Princess of Denmark (Charles Prince of Wales, Camilla Duchess of Cornwall) Prince William, Duke of Cambridge, Catherine Duchess of Cambridge Haakon Crown Prince of Norway, Mette-Marit Crown Princess of Norway Felipe Prince of Asturias (Spain), Letizia Princess of Asturias (Spain) Prince Philippe, Duke of Brabant (Belgium), Mathilde Duchess of Brabant (Belgium) Guillaume, Hereditary Grand Duke of Luxembourg, Stéphanie, Hereditary Grand Duchess of Luxembourg Star Trek – The Next Generation: Patrick Stewart, Jonathan Frakes, Marina Sirtis, LeVar Burton, Michael Dorn, Gates McFadden, Brent Spiner, Wil Wheaton The next potential Club 27 members (some suggestions): These celebrities are 27 up to… …2013 Michael Phelps (up to June 29), Ashley Tisdale (up to July 2), Anna Kendrick (up to August 8), Bruno Mars (up to October 7), Jack Osbourne (up to November 7), Carly Rae Jepsen (up to November 20), Janelle Monáe (up to November 30), Amanda Seyfried (up to December 2) …2014 Mischa Barton (up to January 23), Charlotte Church (up to February 20), Jamie Bell (up to March 13), Lykke Li (up to March 17), Lady Gaga (up to March 27), Amanda Bynes (up to April 2), Robert Pattinson (up to May 12), Alexander Rybak (up to May 12) These celebrities will turn 27 this year: Rafael Nadal (on June 3), Shia LeBeouf (on June 11), Ashley Olsen, Mary-Kate Olsen (both on June 13), Lana Del Rey (on June 21), Lindsay Lohan (on July 2), Charlotte Casiraghi (on August 3), Florence Welch (on August 28), Theo Hutchcraft (on August 30), Tinchy Stryder (on September 14), Ellie Goulding (on December 30)