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Banning guests from posting should have been DL's New Year resolution...

Your 60s wank bank is slowly diminishing, you'll have to move on to the 70s soon for your meat-beating fodder. (That's the 1970's, not ladies in their 70s).

http://supersmashbrosbowl.wikia.com/wiki/User:Pikalin38/Fictional_Ben_and_Toad%27s_Contest When the verified living supercentenarians on the week (but Jiroemon Kimura) say "It's Rocket Science", he told that "It's not Rocket Science. It is Ben and Toad's Contest.", both him and Filippov said "Get back to task and participate, or you will come with us at the finale to dance, although there will be shocking deaths. Yoshi is coming for me. ".

My guess: One or all of the guests have autism.

Not sure the positioning of the young chap called Felix Glenny was totally within the spirit of the probability/likelihood rule but you played a hand close to the line there, and you have the benefit of the doubt for the time being. NAP may have a view, if you have overstepped rules 2 and 5... "2. For the purpose of the game a "celebrity" is someone well-enough known to get their death mentioned in the UK national press or on the BBC news website. Or anywhere else Notapotato's heavily-prejudiced mind considers a reliable, respectable source of international news. In the event of disagreement as to the celebrity of any individual or the validity of an obituary, Notapotato's word is final." "5. Anyone selecting tender-aged sufferers of terminal diseases or anyone under sentence of death or highly likely to be sentenced to death at the start of the year will be summarily ridiculed and very likely penalised in an arbitrary and unpleasant way should their candidates actually die or be killed." But until then, you now have a shed load of points. As an aside I have given LFN a fraction of a point. 3/8ths of one point to be precise, for having Eusebio as his number one choice all last year without any joy, only for him to be dropped a week before his death. Of the 8 undead on LFN's 2013 list he continued with 3 of them into this year, so I award him that very cryptic fraction as a hard luck consolation prize. Glory Leader Board: 1st - 84 points - Maryportfuncity 2nd - 11 points - STAB in the DARK 3rd - 1 point - Deathray 4th - 0.375 points - LFN =5th- 0 points - everyone else but 20th -1point - Banshees Scream

Your 60s wank bank is slowly diminishing, you'll have to move on to the 70s soon for your meat-beating fodder. (That's the 1970's, not ladies in their 70s). To be fair Lardy, some seventies wank fodder could now be in their seventies!

I understand your misgivings about those two, but I doubt they've been at it ever since Spartacus. :-) regards, Hein

I have issues with the whole 'stolen to order' scenario. Putting my criminal head on for a minute, I'd certainly be making any crime where the punishment is 'life in prison, branded a sex offender' follow the path of least resistance. Want a small, blond haired female child? Buy one for crack from a scumbag, drug addicted single mother in some eastern European shit hole. No shortage of blondes in Russia, the Ukraine or the like. I have difficulty believing that someone with the criminal means to smuggle a child out of a country doesn't know a few people of who would give up their kids for crack, even if it is by proxy. Stealing the daughter of a well to do English family in the middle of a child friendly holiday resort is pretty risky and criminals on that level aren't dumb. Equally, I'm not sure how many roving gangs of paedophiles there are out hunting for kids and trusting chance to provide their fare. Occam's razor suggests accidental killing.

I would like to see the legislation that allows a British policeman to arrest a Portuguese criminal for a crime committed in Portugal. This story sounds like smoke and, ahem, Mirrors. If the British Police are arresting anyone, it'll be a British person suspected of murder/manslaughter abroad. Now, who could that be...

Do me a favour? Fuck off. Now. It was posted on this thread 5 (yes, FIVE) hours ago. If there's ever a case of stopping fucktard guests posting, this is it. Also it's a shame you don't know how to spell her name I know, I know..... Don't feed the trolls, don't feed the trolls, don't feed the trolls, don't feed the trolls, don't feed the trolls, don't feed the trolls, don't feed the trolls, don't feed the trolls,

Indeed! Happy birthday, Frau Rainer!

As I understand it, such affairs are in the job description. regards, Hein

That joke would work if it weren't for the fact that Hell and the Devil in the context used aren't constructs of the Jewish faith. So anyone telling that joke is basically an ignorant numpty.

https://www.gov.uk/g...erons-statement "he took brave and controversial decisions in pursuit of peace" Cameron supports the decisions Ariel Sharon made reading between the lines, just as you thought he couldn't become more of a knob of a Prime Minister.

Hate to break this to you, but I suspect you'll find that one of them is actually Norwegian. Oh you mean Norway and Sweden aren't the same place? As I understand it, Norway is the capital, Sweden the seat of government of Copenhagen. regards, Hein