Ken Barlow (William Roach) found not guilty. In summing up, the judge reckoned that his victims must all have been Manchester City supporters. You hear nothing from them for 40 odd years, then they all pipe up at once!
They might have a point. In the first flat I lived in, my bathroom had no windows, hence my extractor fan came on automatically every time you switched the light on. That in turn woke up the baby, therefore I used to pee in the dark.
I was impressed by the trial of DLT when as a witness for the defence they called Barry Chuckle.
The judge told him to restrict his statements to the use of the term I rather than we when referring to his recollections. Maybe the exchange went something like this:
"I am interested in how things seemed to you"
BC: " To me?"
I'll stop now