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1591. Zsa Zsa Gabor April Fool! 1591. Oliver Postgate

Just got off the phone with a friend who lives in Scotland. She said that since early this morning the snow has been nearly waist high and is still falling. The temperature is dropping far below zero and the north wind is increasing to near gale force. Her husband has done nothing but look through the kitchen window and just stare. She says that if it gets much worse, she may have to let the drunken bastard in.

I give it 5 minutes before LFN is 'relaxing in a gentleman's way'..... Julie Newmar is one of the sexiest females walking Planet Earth, shit, she is almost 80 and is STILL sexy as... Any young male who first saw her as Catwoman would have got wood, even Pinocchios knob would have grown instead of his nose. I admit it, I LOVE Julie Newmar!! I have to confess I didn't know much about Miss Newmar before reading that article just now. Leaving aside her... obvious assets... in the photos, what a lovely, lovely lady! She is spiritual, sexual, passionate about certain political causes, feminine, has at least some technical know-how (not bad for someone pushing 80) and humble. I wonder how many of today's would-be sexpot young starlets will mature to be like that at 80? I shudder to think..... I think they shudder when they try to think. Which is good because it makes them jiggle. You wouldn't want to think about them jiggling at age 80 though..... I shudder to think about them shuddering to think at 80.

I give it 5 minutes before LFN is 'relaxing in a gentleman's way'..... Julie Newmar is one of the sexiest females walking Planet Earth, shit, she is almost 80 and is STILL sexy as... Any young male who first saw her as Catwoman would have got wood, even Pinocchios knob would have grown instead of his nose. I admit it, I LOVE Julie Newmar!! I have to confess I didn't know much about Miss Newmar before reading that article just now. Leaving aside her... obvious assets... in the photos, what a lovely, lovely lady! She is spiritual, sexual, passionate about certain political causes, feminine, has at least some technical know-how (not bad for someone pushing 80) and humble. I wonder how many of today's would-be sexpot young starlets will mature to be like that at 80? I shudder to think..... I think they shudder when they try to think. Which is good because it makes them jiggle. You wouldn't want to think about them jiggling at age 80 though.....

True. Four years ago. Lawks a mussy! You're right. He died on April fools day 2010 MATRRRRRRRON - I'M OUT OF BED AGAIN!

No time at the moment. I will be back though Only in a re-run

That rules out his death any time soon then. If Ariel Sharon could last nearly a decade in his 80s the young healthy Shoemaker will last several decades. Funny how he sort of took over from Sharon as the coma watch guy lol People like Michael with serious head injures have a dramatically reduced lifespan ,so i very much doubt we are looking at decades . http://www.lifeexpec...y.com/tbi.shtml males 40 and over in a permanent vegetative state live usually 9 years after accident , males 50 and over 7 years after accident . Since Michael was 45 he could have another 8 years maximum. But of course anything can happen he might live for decades or he might die next week of infection or just naturally . Either way schumacher will be a regular feature on the deathlist me thinks. I think they have told her he is virtually brain dead and there is nothing they can do and they need the bed for more patients with a better chance of survival ,so she decided to build her own mini hospital at home . Which points towards schumacher not being able to breath independently and needing technology to survive. Personally if I was in that state I would much prefer my wife (if I had one) to switch my machine off and keep the £10 million to treat herself, it's no life to be living if you need a machine to live it.

I think what happened there was our first retard guest Michael just wanted to make a post, then our second retard guest tried to make light of the situation by stating that Michael is an idiot and THAT was all over the networks. Another good reason stop guests posting?

Hopefully you'll be taking some of the advice.

His father must be very proud of him......although I bet Prince Charles is none too pleased!