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Speak for yourself.

Speak for yourself. Oh, so you are walking around with a muff that looks like David Bellamy, eh? That's very 70s Lardy!!!

Dead yet?

http://www.theguardi...against-germany Klinsmann says he won't play for a draw. If Klinsmann said it it must be true. I'm call 2-2 at 70 minutes and then they play midfield for the draw.

Oh, apologies, but "Slash" turns up a few matches hereabouts.

That was posted in the Canadians thread a little while back...

So.....um why didn't you choose him then?! I suppose you still get to gloat but..... just askin'.That's because I had already sent my teams when the skiing accident occured. It's against the rules to modify an already submitted team, I reckon. So you got luckier than a virgin who somehow wins £100,000 at roulette, and manages to shag a Playboy bunny on the same night. Ah, that wonderful night, I'll never forget it. And I was only 12 at the time.

So.....um why didn't you choose him then?! I suppose you still get to gloat but..... just askin'.That's because I had already sent my teams when the skiing accident occured. It's against the rules to modify an already submitted team, I reckon. So you got luckier than a virgin who somehow wins £100,000 at roulette, and manages to shag a Playboy bunny on the same night.

An older gentleman had an appointment to see the urologist who shared offices with several other doctors. The waiting room was filled with patients. As he approached the receptionist's desk, he noticed that the receptionist was a large unfriendly woman who looked like a Sumo wrestler. He gave her his name. In a very loud voice, the receptionist said, "YES, I HAVE YOUR NAME HERE; YOU WANT TO SEE THE DOCTOR ABOUT IMPOTENCE, RIGHT?" All the patients in the waiting room snapped their heads around to look at the very embarrassed man. He recovered quickly, and in an equally loud voice replied, 'NO, I'VE COME TO INQUIRE ABOUT A SEX CHANGE OPERATION, BUT I DON'T WANT THE SAME DOCTOR THAT DID YOURS.' The room erupted in applause…