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Is it not just a case of them changing the film? No, I checked my tv schedule, which fel into my mailbox last wednesday, and this film was announced to be aired today. So yes,BBC must have seen this happen. When are they showing the next Clint Eastwood movie?

Propose we now collectively refer to Yewtree convicts as "The Bullingdon Club"?

Sick... This cartoon is by the award winning Peter Brookes who is a political cartoonist most notably for The Times published in London. In circumstances like MH17, his drawings are not so much to be laughed at but to be a satirical reflection. Check out his work.

One thing is for sure. I survived this list! Just made 45 this week.

Er, yes Deathray I saw that one on Sickipedia too, well done. (Actually I'm just teasing I don't give a fuck, you can steal all the jokes from there you like, the sad cunts who seemingly dominate that site at the moment wouldn't know a good joke if it came up to them in the street and told them where Maddie was buried. Can you believe I posted a Hillsborough joke and a David-Cameron-is-a-cunt joke and they were both voted down in the last few days? That's proof they are all just utterly fucking nuts).

Tiger Woods & Stevie Wonder are in a bar...Tiger says Stevie, "How's the singing career going?" Stevie replies, "Not too bad. How's the golf?" Woods says "I've had some problems with my swing, but I think I've got that right, now." Stevie: "I always find that when my swing goes wrong, I need to stop playing for a while and not think about it. Then, the next time I play, it seems to be all right." Incredulous, Tiger says, "You play GOLF?" "Yes, I've been playing for years." Tiger: "But -- you're blind! How can you play golf if you can't see?" Stevie: "Well, I get my caddy to stand in the middle of the fairway and call to me. I listen for the sound of his voice and play the ball towards him. Then, when I get to where the ball lands, the caddy moves > to the green or farther down the fairway and again I play the ball towards his voice." "But, how do you putt" asks Tiger. "Well", says Stevie, "I get my caddy to lean down in front of the hole and call to me with his head on the ground and I just play the ball towards his voice." Tiger: "What's your handicap?" Stevie: "Well, actually -- I'm a scratch golfer." Woods says to Stevie, "We've got to play a round sometime." Stevie: "Well, people don't take me seriously, so I only play for money, and never play for less than $10,000 a hole. Is that a problem?" Woods thinks about it and says, "I can afford that; OK, I'm game for that.. $10,000 a hole is fine with me. When would you like to play?" Stevie: "Pick a night."

Ummm.. get ya brain in gear mate. It's probably not gonna happen there after something like this. Only if Putin gets taken out by someone or other... (and yes that is a euphemism for the CIA) and Russia gets a new leader who chooses a path of sanity. And anyway, aren't you worried about the possibility of much greater implications than just an "awkwardly-located" World Cup in four years' fucking time? Even if Putin does carry on being nuts and the World Cup happens there, try doing what I do - don't give a flying fuck about the World Cup.

Yep, unlikely England will get out their group...

Nah he's another good one who got took off so we could have Ed Asner and Luise "Who?" Rainer (the DL committee seemed to get confused and temporarily thought they were contestants on an episode of "Pointless").

Not half as much as we will mourn the sad loss of your postings. Bye Dean

I couldn't stop myself laughing when I read that as much as I wanted to. Anyway, anyone else mightily pissed off at the coverage of this on the BBC. First they jump immediately in with fancy graphics and almost laughable election-nightesque online monitoring screens that just seemed totally out of kilter with this kind of tragedy and utterly disrespectful to the victims and secondly they seemingly bypass the whole grief stage of a plane crash into bombarding us with social and political ramifications stuff. They also don't seem to be willing to treat this as a terrorist incident, it's almost as if they'd prepared to run a story about a military plane being shot and on realising a serious aviation disaster involving hundreds of civilians had happened, ran with the military jet story anyway. It just feels cringe-worthy to watch this coverage at the moment. I love the way they blame Russia straight away how do they know it wasn't Ukraine ? You see the pattern chemical attack in Syria it was the Government not the rebels , plane shot down in eastern Ukraine it was the rebels not the Government UK and USA are just as corrupt as those foreign governments they condemn and are supporting their boys. Fact is no one knows who shot this down and the UK and American government trying to jump on the back of it to score political points is disgusting.

Spaghetti Western star - pasta way.