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There could potentially be street parties to rival the diamond jubilee

Ms Bazaar Thank your for stimulating and incisive comments. Your ideas were passed to the Minister of Transport who studied them carefully before passing them on to the Home Secretary, who - in turn - passed them to the junior minister responsible for implementing policies of equality and diversity. Whilst initially bemused by your suggestions, the junior minister feels you would be an ideal member of his forthcoming delegation on a cultural exchange visit to Saudi Arabia, and will be in touch shortly.

If you read the rules properly you'd realise that he doesn't have to be, you stupid talentless bullying fat fuck - or should that be troll impersonating a stupid talentless bullying fat fuck

Check the date on the cake. Best before?

Fucked off at losing a hundred bucks in a Higgs boson bet. Still, as long as you've got your health.