The Four Horsemen

Thank you very much - sadly the only hangover I experience these days is the one over my waistband.......

Some of us are 4 times better than a donkey

Can't promise that, however I do have Horse in my name for a reason.........

1) People wearing tracksuits who clearly haven't done any exercise for over 10 years 2) Tourists on the underground who think a tube map at the top of escalators are designated meeting points 3) People who think Eastenders is quality television and a true depiction of life in the east end 4) Lazy/vindictive/rabble rousing journalism 5) Footballers who celebrate scoring like you would if you'd found a cure for cancer, won the lottery and saved the planet from certain destruction 6) TV executives who think anything requiring one iota of thought or featuring a semblence of culture is too highbrow I've only been up half an hour, I'm sure some more things will annoy me later on

I did read the latest news, but being a miserable sod I couldn't think of anything to say that wasn't inappropriate or cantankerous. Still, now I know there are 2 glamourous ladies with newfound freedom I might have to start smartening up my act!

What are you doing on here at past midnight? It's only the sad and desperate who do such things, you'd never catch me being that tragic. Hang on........ Oh bugger.

I'm in London most of the year, but by a masterstroke I'm going to be in the good ol' US of A in October - I'm sure this meeting in October thing is done deliberately.

Thanks for the birthday wishes, people - just to reassure my non-existant fans, I am still around these parts but choose my postings carefully these days! It's either that or they've blocked Deathlist at work, one of the two........

Seem to be doing slightly better in the current test, however. Probably time for some unseasonal rain in Wellington.

Great opportunity to play "join the dots" on her left thigh.....

The next match from Napier is due to start in 3 minutes - I trust everyone is glued to Sky/TMS in eager anticipation.

It's Spongebob Squarepants. Blimey, don't they teach these young'uns anything in school these days?;-) I'm alarmed that Wizbit is now appearing in these nostalgia shows and such like - I didn't think my childhood was THAT long ago!

Bearing in mind that the national sport of Finland is a variant of baseball, have any Finnish players made it to the MLB ranks?

Anyone care to explain why he has Wizbit on his head?

But they'll be very polite about it.......