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Toupee or not Toupee....that is the question

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17 hours ago, theoldlady said:

You never know where life will take you. Never say never. :hatsoff:

I take your point but I can 100% guarantee I will never leave the UK as I will not fly, or sail, or go under the sea on a train.  Jesus, I shit my pants on a Ferris wheel, I definitely ain't gettin on no plane, sucker! :lol:

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On 08/07/2015 at 13:27, Toast said:

 

Yes, I watched the Glastonbury set and enjoyed it. That's when I clocked the hairdo.

 

I may have "Number One Song In Heaven" at my funeral. One of my all-time favourites :)

Just thought I'd mention they have a new single out called "I'm Toast"

 

Anything to do with you? 

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Come on then, just a lil bit of fun.

Famous ( ish) celebs that wear syrups.

Hey, if the wig is that shit and they are not famous, stick it on here anyway!!

The thread will die of natural causes but, in the mean time, get googling for the famous and their hair pieces.:D

I will start....

Marty Wilde and 'Diddy' David Hamilton

 

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MP Michael Fabricant's wig is fairly famous because he refuses to admit it is a wig even after wearing it for years now.

 

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Don't we already have a thread on this?

 

Yes, we do.

 

 

 

 

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55 minutes ago, Handrejka said:

Don't we already have a thread on this?

 

Yes, we do.

 

 

 

 

Thanks Handy!

I am going a bit senile, I can't remember what I did yesterday so there was NO fucking chance I would remember having already done one!:lol:

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Fox News.

 

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Reckon at least one of these is a wig.

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Elton John. He admitted it in his autobiography. [despite for some reason me thinking his was a hair transplant]

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Song of the topic:

 

 

Here are the lyrics so you can learn who's wearing a wig at all :D

 

What's that on your head? A wig
What's that on your head? A wig
I say what's that on your head? A wig
What's that on your head? A wig

Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig

Sally's gotta wig
Ricky's gotta wig
Baby's gotta wig
Kate's gotta wig
Fred's gotta cheap toupee
Keith's gotta big bouffant on
We all got wigs, so let's go

On the neon, neon side of town
On the neon, neon side of town
 

Julia's gotta wig

Phyllis has a wig
Cindy's gotta wig
J.T's gotta wig
Carol's fall fell
Bubba's gotta big bouffant on
We all got wigs, so let's go

On the neon, neon side of town
On the neon, neon side of town

On the neon, neon side of town
On the neon, neon side of town

Hey, I bought my wig at the Dianna shop with a purse to match
My hair piece is so hot, it sets off fire alarms
Did something crawl in your wig and die?
Hey, sometimes I part my wig in the middle, and sometimes I tease it a little
Hey, did your wig get caught in a lawn mower or somethin'?
That woman looks like she's got a skunk sittin' on top of her head
Fred bought his hair piece at the thrift store, ya know why? Why?
'Cause he didn't want toupee

On the neon, neon side of town
On the neon, neon side of town

What's that on your head? A wig
What's that on your head? A wig
I say what's that on your head? A wig
What's that on your head? A wig

Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig

Wigs on fire! Wigs on fire!
Wigs on fire! Wigs on fire!
Wigs on (Fire), wigs on (Fire)
Wigs on (Fire), wigs on (Fire)
It's 2525 and we've got the most wigs alive

Wigs on fire! Wigs on fire!
Wigs on fire! Wigs on fire!
Take it (higher), take it (higher)
Take it (higher), take it (higher)
It's 2525 and we've got the hottest do's alive

I love to call my wig "Ilona"
You should hear what it calls you
I look like cotton candy
They got so many flies on her wig, she needs a bug zapper
I want to go and yo, you guys, is that a moose on your head?
Moose? A moose? Moo

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On 10/10/2017 at 22:49, Lard Bazaar said:

I take your point but I can 100% guarantee I will never leave the UK as I will not fly, or sail, or go under the sea on a train.  Jesus, I shit my pants on a Ferris wheel, I definitely ain't gettin on no plane, sucker! :lol:

An interesting revival of this thread brings up this nugget which turned out to be a complete lie.  I did indeed leave the UK on a massive ship last year.  I was supposed to be leaving it again on a massive ship next year but thanks to Covid I think that will be cancelled.  Nothing at all to do with wigs. 

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I wonder what happened to Frankie Howerd's wig collection after it was sold off in 2008. Can't find any follow-up news stories on who won the auction. Although it's been attributed to a few names, I always attach the urban myth of the actor who was so insecure about his hair that he went to the barber wearing a wig and asked for a "short back and sides" to Howerd.

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