Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted October 10, 2017 17 hours ago, theoldlady said: You never know where life will take you. Never say never. I take your point but I can 100% guarantee I will never leave the UK as I will not fly, or sail, or go under the sea on a train. Jesus, I shit my pants on a Ferris wheel, I definitely ain't gettin on no plane, sucker! 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted March 12, 2020 On 08/07/2015 at 13:27, Toast said: Yes, I watched the Glastonbury set and enjoyed it. That's when I clocked the hairdo. I may have "Number One Song In Heaven" at my funeral. One of my all-time favourites Just thought I'd mention they have a new single out called "I'm Toast" Anything to do with you? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted October 3, 2020 Come on then, just a lil bit of fun. Famous ( ish) celebs that wear syrups. Hey, if the wig is that shit and they are not famous, stick it on here anyway!! The thread will die of natural causes but, in the mean time, get googling for the famous and their hair pieces. I will start.... Marty Wilde and 'Diddy' David Hamilton Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
msc 18,477 Posted October 3, 2020 MP Michael Fabricant's wig is fairly famous because he refuses to admit it is a wig even after wearing it for years now. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Handrejka 1,904 Posted October 3, 2020 (edited) Don't we already have a thread on this? Yes, we do. Edited October 3, 2020 by Paul Bearer Threads merged 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted October 3, 2020 55 minutes ago, Handrejka said: Don't we already have a thread on this? Yes, we do. Thanks Handy! I am going a bit senile, I can't remember what I did yesterday so there was NO fucking chance I would remember having already done one! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Clorox Bleachman 2,435 Posted October 3, 2020 Fox News. Reckon at least one of these is a wig. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth in Asia 1,087 Posted October 4, 2020 Elton John. He admitted it in his autobiography. [despite for some reason me thinking his was a hair transplant] Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Book 3,557 Posted October 4, 2020 Song of the topic: Here are the lyrics so you can learn who's wearing a wig at all What's that on your head? A wig What's that on your head? A wig I say what's that on your head? A wig What's that on your head? A wig Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig Sally's gotta wig Ricky's gotta wig Baby's gotta wig Kate's gotta wig Fred's gotta cheap toupee Keith's gotta big bouffant on We all got wigs, so let's go On the neon, neon side of town On the neon, neon side of town Julia's gotta wig Phyllis has a wig Cindy's gotta wig J.T's gotta wig Carol's fall fell Bubba's gotta big bouffant on We all got wigs, so let's go On the neon, neon side of town On the neon, neon side of town On the neon, neon side of town On the neon, neon side of town Hey, I bought my wig at the Dianna shop with a purse to match My hair piece is so hot, it sets off fire alarms Did something crawl in your wig and die? Hey, sometimes I part my wig in the middle, and sometimes I tease it a little Hey, did your wig get caught in a lawn mower or somethin'? That woman looks like she's got a skunk sittin' on top of her head Fred bought his hair piece at the thrift store, ya know why? Why? 'Cause he didn't want toupee On the neon, neon side of town On the neon, neon side of town What's that on your head? A wig What's that on your head? A wig I say what's that on your head? A wig What's that on your head? A wig Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig. Wig Wigs on fire! Wigs on fire! Wigs on fire! Wigs on fire! Wigs on (Fire), wigs on (Fire) Wigs on (Fire), wigs on (Fire) It's 2525 and we've got the most wigs alive Wigs on fire! Wigs on fire! Wigs on fire! Wigs on fire! Take it (higher), take it (higher) Take it (higher), take it (higher) It's 2525 and we've got the hottest do's alive I love to call my wig "Ilona" You should hear what it calls you I look like cotton candy They got so many flies on her wig, she needs a bug zapper I want to go and yo, you guys, is that a moose on your head? Moose? A moose? Moo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,799 Posted October 4, 2020 On 10/10/2017 at 22:49, Lard Bazaar said: I take your point but I can 100% guarantee I will never leave the UK as I will not fly, or sail, or go under the sea on a train. Jesus, I shit my pants on a Ferris wheel, I definitely ain't gettin on no plane, sucker! An interesting revival of this thread brings up this nugget which turned out to be a complete lie. I did indeed leave the UK on a massive ship last year. I was supposed to be leaving it again on a massive ship next year but thanks to Covid I think that will be cancelled. Nothing at all to do with wigs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,533 Posted October 7, 2020 I wonder what happened to Frankie Howerd's wig collection after it was sold off in 2008. Can't find any follow-up news stories on who won the auction. Although it's been attributed to a few names, I always attach the urban myth of the actor who was so insecure about his hair that he went to the barber wearing a wig and asked for a "short back and sides" to Howerd. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
