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Lipstick, powder and paint!  Even I could look like that with the correct amount of make-up :wub:

 

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And a few hair extensions.

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Lipstick, powder and paint!  Even I could look like that with the correct amount of make-up :wub:

 

shreck3rl.jpg

 

And a few hair extensions.

MUM!!!!

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Interesting site... don't let PC World service your computer though. :)

 

Who would waste the energy hating Carol Vorderman,

 

You have to really care, in order to hate.

 

My apathy towards the Vorderman is total.

Well said, old boy! :blink:

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Interesting site... don't let PC World service your computer though. :lol:

I blame Google Images for that ...

 

Not that I'd let PC World touch my PC in a million years anyway.

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I blame Google Images for that ...

We love Google, We hate Google

 

There is way to much debate over this topic. ;)

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I caught a bit of Countdown today and I may have witnessed Des' first gaffee on the show.

 

He asked a woman if she had a long wait to get on to the show. She said three years.

So Des says back to her, "I had to wait 23 years".

 

May have been a bit insensitive. :)

 

...and after waiting for 23 years, now he's Quit

So who's next for the Countdown hotseat?

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Frank Bruno, he'd be great!

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Frank Bruno, he'd be great!

 

I'd imagine they'll have a series of guest hosts not unlike HIGNFY.

Boris Johnson gets my vote. His sheer stupidity would be enough to get an audience...

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A serious possibility might be Michael Parkinson, a man who'd jump at the chance of regular work IN Yorkshire with a few hundred thousand a year thrown in.

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SFTD; and yer point is........?

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I caught a bit of Countdown today and I may have witnessed Des' first gaffee on the show.

 

He asked a woman if she had a long wait to get on to the show. She said three years.

So Des says back to her, "I had to wait 23 years".

 

May have been a bit insensitive. :D

 

...and after waiting for 23 years, now he's Quit

So who's next for the Countdown hotseat?

 

Jim Bowen.

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Jim Bowen!

 

Oh. lovely, super, smashing, great. Or should that be; 'grate'?

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I caught a bit of Countdown today and I may have witnessed Des' first gaffee on the show.

 

He asked a woman if she had a long wait to get on to the show. She said three years.

So Des says back to her, "I had to wait 23 years".

 

May have been a bit insensitive. :D

 

...and after waiting for 23 years, now he's Quit

So who's next for the Countdown hotseat?

 

Jim Bowen.

Janet Street Porter. :)

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I caught a bit of Countdown today and I may have witnessed Des' first gaffee on the show.

 

He asked a woman if she had a long wait to get on to the show. She said three years.

So Des says back to her, "I had to wait 23 years".

 

May have been a bit insensitive. :lol:

 

...and after waiting for 23 years, now he's Quit

So who's next for the Countdown hotseat?

 

Jim Bowen.

Janet Street Porter. :lol:

 

Jim Bowen AND Janet Street Porter. Bowen to replace Carol Vorderman on account of his far sharper intellect and Porter's pronunciation skills makes her ideal for the Des spot. They would need to change the programme name, however, to Cowntdown.

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For the tone and gentle humour to be just right, there is only one man capable of the job.

 

Arise Sir Terry Wogan.

 

Might be a bit of a problem with Wake Up To Wogan, though God knows he takes enough holidays - and usually when I have the rare chance to tune in :lol: , but he knows the ropes having been in the Dictionary Corner plenty of times and he would be perfect.

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Given the tonnage of TOGS in the country I'm clearly in the minority but I can't stand the guy. Not that I watch Countdown anyway, so it'd make no difference.

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I heard on the radio news today that Richard donated his corneas. Someone should write a song .... Looking through Richard Whiteley's Eyes

 

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Someone should write a song .... Looking through Richard Whiteley's Eyes

 

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that's one of the cornea jokes I've seen on the DL in some time, LD

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