maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted February 24, 2014 Alice Herz-Sommer has played the piano for the last time... http://www.ctvnews.c...t-110-1.1700183 Survived a concentration camp by playing the piano. So, tunes do help you breathe more easily, then. Oh, my coat! 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted February 24, 2014 Alice Herz-Sommer has played the piano for the last time... http://www.ctvnews.c...t-110-1.1700183 Survived a concentration camp by playing the piano. So, tunes do help you breathe more easily, then. Oh, my coat! No, keep the coat off that was good. If anything, take something off you sexy.... er....... nevermind. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted February 25, 2014 Alice Herz-Sommer has played the piano for the last time... http://www.ctvnews.c...t-110-1.1700183 Survived a concentration camp by playing the piano. So, tunes do help you breathe more easily, then. Oh, my coat! No, keep the coat off that was good. If anything, take something off you sexy.... er....... nevermind. Eh what? I suppose at least if your being slightly rapey your not being grumpy! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted February 26, 2014 Aye, well, let's move on from the "sexy MPFC" eh, whaddya reckon to this complete shite about a 118 year old man in India? http://www.itn.co.uk/And%20Finally/96234/indian-man-claims-to-be-worlds-oldest-man-at-118-years-old Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted February 26, 2014 Aye, well, let's move on from the "sexy MPFC" eh, whaddya reckon to this complete shite about a 118 year old man in India? http://www.itn.co.uk...t-118-years-old Maybe those fucking annoying 118 people could do an advert with him. Like, those two "118 guys" giving him bedpan service or something. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike 48 Posted March 5, 2014 Misao Okawa is 116 today, the 10th person verified to even reach that age. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lewd_Squirrel 331 Posted March 5, 2014 The oldest person in the town I live in, has died, at 107, just four months shy of her 108 birthday. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,528 Posted March 6, 2014 The oldest person in the town I live in, has died, at 107, just four months shy of her 108 birthday. Is this Hermione Cock? Pro-tip: don't google her name at work unless you want a lot of "alternative" Harry Potter fanfic. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest PsychicJoe Posted March 6, 2014 Misao Okawa has less then 12 months to live My vision has 4seen it Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted March 6, 2014 Misao Okawa has less then 12 months to live My vision has 4seen it Post any more shite like that and my vision will see your IP banned. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Deathray 2,940 Posted March 6, 2014 The oldest person in the town I live in, has died, at 107, just four months shy of her 108 birthday. Is this Hermione Cock? Pro-tip: don't google her name at work unless you want a lot of "alternative" Harry Potter fanfic. "The Burning Pen" one is mildly interesting.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted March 8, 2014 Misao Okawa is 116 today, the 10th person verified to even reach that age. Congrats to her.Sadly only 4 women have lived to be 117 so I think that means there's a 60 % chance that she's just had her last birthday Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 12,633 Posted March 8, 2014 Misao Okawa is 116 today, the 10th person verified to even reach that age. Congrats to her.Sadly only 4 women have lived to be 117 so I think that means there's a 60 % chance that she's just had her last birthday Said leading gerontologist Guest_guest Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,102 Posted April 23, 2014 Scotlands oldest person Tom MacIver dead at 106 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted April 23, 2014 Wow... 106. He must have had an English cook. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 12,633 Posted April 23, 2014 Scotlands oldest person Tom MacIver dead at 106 Oldest man, not oldest person. 106 would be very young for an "oldest person" in any of the countries within the UK. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted April 23, 2014 Germanys oldest person Gertrude Henze died yesterday at 112 http://www.thelocal....nze-dies-at-112 Hopefully this signals that things are about to pick up as far as oldest peoples deaths are concerned because not one of the oldest 15 people in the world have died since Grace Jones last november.What are the odds of that happening? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted April 23, 2014 Wow... 106. He must have had an English cook. It'll be the usual fish in batter and frozen Mars Bars at the funeral, then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted April 23, 2014 Wow... 106. He must have had an English cook. It'll be the usual fish in batter and frozen Mars Bars at the funeral, then? Why not? Maybe then one of the mourners will drop dead and they'll see if they can get a BOGOF offer on the funeral? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted April 25, 2014 The oldest man in t he world Arturo Licata h as died at 111 , leaving Dr Alexander Imich as new worlds oldest man http://www.agi.it/cr...ecchio_al_mondo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted April 25, 2014 The oldest man in t he world Arturo Licata h as died at 111 , leaving Dr Alexander Imich as new worlds oldest man http://www.agi.it/cr...ecchio_al_mondo Aye, well, that'll be a big gratzi from Death Impends and The Engineer who both net 250 Deathrace points, then. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted May 2, 2014 The oldest person in Poland has died http://www.rynekzdro...,140636,10.html Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dr. Zorders 1,271 Posted May 2, 2014 The oldest person in Poland has died http://www.rynekzdro...,140636,10.html Thanks for helpfully mentioning how old they were to save us time clicking it. Good thinking. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted May 2, 2014 does it really matter? all you need to know is they were the oldest person in the country.but if you must know they were about the 80th oldest person in the world.they don't live long in Poland Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
