maryportfuncity 10,657 Posted May 19, 2008 He's pulled.......................his ex missus. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,800 Posted May 19, 2008 Well it's a f*****g sorry state of affairs when the Yorkshire Ripper can pull, and I can't. What is the world coming to, I ask you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Anubis the Jackal 77 Posted May 19, 2008 Mr Hicks said it best! Well it's a f*****g sorry state of affairs when the Yorkshire Ripper can pull, and I can't. What is the world coming to, I ask you? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,657 Posted June 6, 2008 The diet isn't going too well. For him, that is. A few deadpoolers and decent folks everywhere might be cheered by reading the link. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,800 Posted June 7, 2008 The diet isn't going too well. For him, that is. A few deadpoolers and decent folks everywhere might be cheered by reading the link. How did I know before even looking that the link was going to be from The Sun? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,657 Posted February 18, 2009 He's no danger anymore, or summat. Expect human rights arguments aplently once this one gets going! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,657 Posted February 25, 2009 The boy band from Hell, at their first meeting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
thefunkyfaz 51 Posted February 25, 2009 The boy band from Hell, at their first meeting. Well, that looks like a cold, harsh prison, doesn't it... Spot the biggest criminal in this room.... CLUE - There's a sign above Frank's left shoulder, and there's something in Sir Jimmy's left hand... LOCK HIM UP IMMEDIATELY! But be nice to the beardy gent if he's harmless now. (PS Am I the only person willing a smouldering piece of ash to leap from Sir Jimmy's cigar onto Sutcliffe's non-flame retardent shellsuit ?) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Sonia Posted February 25, 2009 The boy band from Hell, at their first meeting. Have you noticed his man boobs? He must have been pumped so full of female hormones he has peas for testicles. The Ripper's tits look big too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
CarolAnn 926 Posted February 26, 2009 I have to admit that I'm very glad I live in Texas sometimes - he would have had a needle long ago and there wouldn't be any more problems. Fire at will. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
One shot Paddy 1,206 Posted February 26, 2009 Dear Jim, Please please please could you fix it for me to meet Frank Bruno, as I would like to tell him how to slap women about! Yours faithfuly Peter Sutcliffe Age 62. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,689 Posted March 5, 2009 The TV adaptation of David Peace's Red Riding Quartet starts on Channel 4 tonight and it's supposed to be cracking stuff. Just thought I'd let you know. Ee, I dunno, helping out the opposition. Shame on me. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
themaninblack 2,112 Posted March 5, 2009 The TV adaptation of David Peace's Red Riding Quartet starts on Channel 4 tonight and it's supposed to be cracking stuff. Just thought I'd let you know. Ee, I dunno, helping out the opposition. Shame on me. There seems to be too many 'actors' in this, if you know what I mean...but I'll give it a go. Channel 4 have made it a trilogy for some reason, 1977 is not featured. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,657 Posted May 13, 2009 Sutcliffe's been in the papers again this week with a story that his bloated frame has prompted those caring for him to appoint a personal trainer and attend to his diet. All of which might succeed and keep him cheating deadpoolers for a year or two yet. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,800 Posted May 14, 2009 Sutcliffe's been in the papers again this week with a story that his bloated frame has prompted those caring for him to appoint a personal trainer and attend to his diet. All of which might succeed and keep him cheating deadpoolers for a year or two yet. Do you know, all this time, I've been thinking 'how can I make enough money to afford a personal trainer and dietician to try and get my bulbous proportions in check', and, silly me, I've been WORKING, when what I really should be doing is going out and bludgeoning prostitutes about the head. I'm such a dunce. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,657 Posted May 14, 2009 silly me, I've been WORKING, when what I really should be doing is going out and bludgeoning prostitutes about the head Sutcliffe was a class act, mind. He held down his job and knocked them over the head. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Buster Edwards 0 Posted May 20, 2009 I say cut his Gizzard The fat hammer attacking bearded W**ker Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Watch Beatle 41 Posted May 21, 2009 I say cut his Gizzard The fat hammer attacking bearded W**ker Can you be convicted of attacking hammers? DWB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lord Fellatio Nelson 6,219 Posted May 21, 2009 I say cut his Gizzard The fat hammer attacking bearded W**ker Can you be convicted of attacking hammers? DWB Im sure its possible DWB. I would suspect a fair amount of Spurs supporters have been up before the beak after kicking the sh*t out of a few Hammers on the High St, usually 30mins to 1hr before kick off. Not sure how many have been convicted tho. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
harrymcnallysblueandwhitearmy 1,689 Posted May 21, 2009 I say cut his Gizzard The fat hammer attacking bearded W**ker Can you be convicted of attacking hammers? DWB Israel's gotten away with it for 20 years. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Watch Beatle 41 Posted May 21, 2009 I say cut his Gizzard The fat hammer attacking bearded W**ker Can you be convicted of attacking hammers? DWB Israel's gotten away with it for 20 years. True. But are they fat hammers? DWB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lard Bazaar 3,800 Posted May 21, 2009 I say cut his Gizzard The fat hammer attacking bearded W**ker Can you be convicted of attacking hammers? DWB Dunno, but if someone could kick the fu ck out of this twat I'd be much obliged. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Death Watch Beatle 41 Posted May 21, 2009 I say cut his Gizzard The fat hammer attacking bearded W**ker Can you be convicted of attacking hammers? DWB Dunno, but if someone could kick the fu ck out of this twat I'd be much obliged. Lardy, I do believe you are showing your age. I'm sure some of our younger viewers aren't familiar with this chap. Just google "talentless millionaire" to find out more. DWB Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
VSBfromH 74 Posted November 23, 2009 Top linguistics expert Stanley Ellis has died aged 83. He was the man who concluded that the "I'm Jack" tape claiming to be from the Ripper and taunting police for their failure to catch him, was a hoax. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,540 Posted January 14, 2011 Bit of a disappointment for those of you hoping Pete would end us days hitting the talk show circuit and popping up on I'm A Celebrity. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
