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Well it's a f*****g sorry state of affairs when the Yorkshire Ripper can pull, and I can't. What is the world coming to, I ask you?

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The diet isn't going too well. For him, that is. A few deadpoolers and decent folks everywhere might be cheered by reading the link.

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The diet isn't going too well. For him, that is. A few deadpoolers and decent folks everywhere might be cheered by reading the link.

 

 

How did I know before even looking that the link was going to be from The Sun?

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The boy band from Hell, at their first meeting.

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The boy band from Hell, at their first meeting.

 

Well, that looks like a cold, harsh prison, doesn't it...

Spot the biggest criminal in this room....

CLUE - There's a sign above Frank's left shoulder, and there's something in Sir Jimmy's left hand...

 

LOCK HIM UP IMMEDIATELY! But be nice to the beardy gent if he's harmless now.

 

(PS Am I the only person willing a smouldering piece of ash to leap from Sir Jimmy's cigar onto Sutcliffe's non-flame retardent shellsuit ?)

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The boy band from Hell, at their first meeting.

Have you noticed his man boobs? He must have been pumped so full of female hormones he has peas for testicles. The Ripper's tits look big too.

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I have to admit that I'm very glad I live in Texas sometimes - he would have had a needle long ago and there wouldn't be any more problems.

 

Fire at will.

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Dear Jim,

 

Please please please could you fix it for me to meet Frank Bruno,

as I would like to tell him how to slap women about!

 

Yours faithfuly

Peter Sutcliffe

Age 62.

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The TV adaptation of David Peace's Red Riding Quartet starts on Channel 4 tonight and it's supposed to be cracking stuff. Just thought I'd let you know.

 

Ee, I dunno, helping out the opposition. Shame on me.

 

There seems to be too many 'actors' in this, if you know what I mean...but I'll give it a go.

 

Channel 4 have made it a trilogy for some reason, 1977 is not featured.

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Sutcliffe's been in the papers again this week with a story that his bloated frame has prompted those caring for him to appoint a personal trainer and attend to his diet. All of which might succeed and keep him cheating deadpoolers for a year or two yet.

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Sutcliffe's been in the papers again this week with a story that his bloated frame has prompted those caring for him to appoint a personal trainer and attend to his diet. All of which might succeed and keep him cheating deadpoolers for a year or two yet.

 

Do you know, all this time, I've been thinking 'how can I make enough money to afford a personal trainer and dietician to try and get my bulbous proportions in check', and, silly me, I've been WORKING, when what I really should be doing is going out and bludgeoning prostitutes about the head. I'm such a dunce.

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silly me, I've been WORKING, when what I really should be doing is going out and bludgeoning prostitutes about the head

 

Sutcliffe was a class act, mind. He held down his job and knocked them over the head.

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I say cut his Gizzard

 

 

The fat hammer attacking bearded W**ker

 

Can you be convicted of attacking hammers?

 

DWB :banghead:

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I say cut his Gizzard

 

 

The fat hammer attacking bearded W**ker

 

Can you be convicted of attacking hammers?

 

DWB :banghead:

Im sure its possible DWB.

I would suspect a fair amount of Spurs supporters have been up before the beak after kicking the sh*t out of a few Hammers on the High St, usually 30mins to 1hr before kick off.

Not sure how many have been convicted tho.

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I say cut his Gizzard

 

 

The fat hammer attacking bearded W**ker

 

Can you be convicted of attacking hammers?

 

DWB :banghead:

Israel's gotten away with it for 20 years.

 

True. But are they fat hammers?

 

DWB :banghead:

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I say cut his Gizzard

 

 

The fat hammer attacking bearded W**ker

 

Can you be convicted of attacking hammers?

 

DWB :banghead:

 

Dunno, but if someone could kick the fu ck out of this twat I'd be much obliged.

 

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I say cut his Gizzard

 

 

The fat hammer attacking bearded W**ker

 

Can you be convicted of attacking hammers?

 

DWB :banghead:

 

Dunno, but if someone could kick the fu ck out of this twat I'd be much obliged.

 

mc-hammer.jpg

 

Lardy, I do believe you are showing your age. I'm sure some of our younger viewers aren't familiar with this chap. Just google "talentless millionaire" to find out more.

 

DWB :banghead:

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Top linguistics expert Stanley Ellis has died aged 83.

 

He was the man who concluded that the "I'm Jack" tape claiming to be from the Ripper and taunting police for their failure to catch him, was a hoax.

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