Whitehouse 872 Posted December 17, 2020 Woman shot dead after beheading owl 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
torbrexbones 717 Posted December 17, 2020 3 hours ago, Whitehouse said: Woman shot dead after beheading owl What goes around, comes around. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,088 Posted December 24, 2020 Just for the headline. California man 'kills fellow Covid patient with oxygen tank' - BBC News Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted December 25, 2020 Suryakant Wagh, and four others were overhauling train boxcars using a bolster spring pressing machine. The heavy machine was being used to push with a force of 20 tonnes. Suddenly, the machine reversed and fell on Wagh. He suffered injuries on the head and other parts of the body, and he was dead at the scene. SCunto Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whitehouse 872 Posted December 31, 2020 Glacier hunter got snuffed.... by a Glacier. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whitehouse 872 Posted January 3, 2021 Woman dies in garbage Shute. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,088 Posted January 8, 2021 Marvellous. How I would like to go. Care home resident 'murdered 93-year-old woman with walking stick' (msn.com) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted January 10, 2021 Dying while mowing a lawn....well you expect a different story than here. No one harmed, maimed, etc. Nope, just mowing the lawn and slumped over the wheel. Probably the best way to die I can think of. A man has died while driving his ride-on lawnmower at a rural property in Morrinsville (NZ) yesterday. Emergency services were called to a rural property at Kiwitahi Railway Rd in Morrinsville at 5.30pm. It is understood the elderly man suffered a medical event while mowing the lawns. "The man was unresponsive when emergency services arrived and sadly was unable to be revived," police said in a statement this morning. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whitehouse 872 Posted January 21, 2021 Woman dies between car and toll booth. A 23-year old woman died when she accidentally dropped her credit card when paying for parking. While she tried to retrieve the card she leaned outside the car and accidentally pressed the gas pedal. Her head was crushed between her car and the toll booth. A major lesson to be learned guys and gals: Always drive stick! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 12,620 Posted January 28, 2021 French deputy mayor mauled to death by her pet Rottweilers. I generally favour dogs over human beings so I’ll trust their judgement on her. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MarcJWallace 270 Posted January 29, 2021 22 hours ago, Ulitzer95 said: French deputy mayor mailed to death by her pet Rottweilers. I generally favour dogs over human beings so I’ll trust their judgement on her. Did they send her First Class? Or are they not made of money? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ulitzer95 12,620 Posted January 29, 2021 25 minutes ago, MarcJWallace said: Did they send her First Class? Or are they not made of money? Funny. I’ve fixed the typo. Problems of depending on a smellchecker and not proof reading, eh? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted January 31, 2021 This guy stuck the landing. A skier has died after being found upside down in several feet of snow at Mammoth Mountain ski resort in California. The man was found by guests of the resort buried head first at about noon on Thursday "in deep snow..." Mammoth Mountain said in a statement. The Mammoth Mountain Ski Patrol arrived on the scene, where skiers had already begun digging out the man. The ski patrol started CPR immediately and used a defibrillator as the man did not have a pulse, the resort said. SC Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whitehouse 872 Posted February 4, 2021 Snow shoveling dispute turns deadly. A couple accused their neighbor of shoveling snow from his property to theirs. There are some things you do not do when you shovel snow. Do that to your neighbors, shooting them and then shoot yourself. That doesn't make the snow go away.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted February 6, 2021 Death of the Year (Nominee) A six week old baby boy has died after being baptised in a church. The baby was being baptised at a church in Suceava, Romania, when the priest submerged him three times and he inhaled 110ml of water, his father told local newspaper Monitorul de Suceava. “The baby had blood on his nose. I put him face down, to get the water out. He didn't recover.” He questioned why the priest continued with the baptism even though the child appeared to be in anguish. Archpriest Doru Budeanu said an investigation will now be undertaken. He added due to the “ordinances” of the Romanian Orthodox Church, a child is ALWAYS submerged three times during the ceremony. NO MATTER WHAT! SC 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whitehouse 872 Posted February 8, 2021 On 06/02/2021 at 09:38, Sir Creep said: Death of the Year (Nominee) A six week old baby boy has died after being baptised in a church. The baby was being baptised at a church in Suceava, Romania, when the priest submerged him three times and he inhaled 110ml of water, his father told local newspaper Monitorul de Suceava. “The baby had blood on his nose. I put him face down, to get the water out. He didn't recover.” He questioned why the priest continued with the baptism even though the child appeared to be in anguish. Archpriest Doru Budeanu said an investigation will now be undertaken. He added due to the “ordinances” of the Romanian Orthodox Church, a child is ALWAYS submerged three times during the ceremony. NO MATTER WHAT! SC I challenge you. Man fires cannon at a baby shower. Cannon explodes, man hit by shrapnel, man dies. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted February 8, 2021 5 hours ago, Whitehouse said: I challenge you. Man fires cannon at a baby shower. Cannon explodes, man hit by shrapnel, man dies. Ha, yeah I saw that but was busy as hell and forgot to post.... glad you picked up the headline! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Sir Creep 7,070 Posted February 15, 2021 Death by hammock 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bentrovato 1,088 Posted February 23, 2021 On 08/02/2021 at 09:20, Whitehouse said: I challenge you. Man fires cannon at a baby shower. Cannon explodes, man hit by shrapnel, man dies. No longer an interesting way to die. Something much the same here. These baby parties are lethal. Gender-reveal device explosion kills father-to-be - BBC News Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted February 23, 2021 2 hours ago, Bentrovato said: No longer an interesting way to die. Something much the same here. These baby parties are lethal. Gender-reveal device explosion kills father-to-be - BBC News Aye, and either way, that unborn has half its genetic material from the dead guy. School counsellors will gently steer the young 'un away from science and engineering options, then Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whitehouse 872 Posted February 25, 2021 Gamer makes it ultra realistic by stabbing female rival to death. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Exu 250 Posted February 27, 2021 Indian man killed by his own rooster during cockfight - BBC News Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whitehouse 872 Posted March 1, 2021 Golfer tried to retrieve a ball from a pond and fails. He drowned and had to write a double bogie.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
En Passant 3,741 Posted March 1, 2021 19 minutes ago, Whitehouse said: Golfer tried to retrieve a ball from a pond and fails. He drowned and had to write a double bogie.... And in 19 minutes, he's changed sex, become a student and trapped his, sorry her, head between her car and an exit payment machine by simultaneously scrabbling for a dropped credit card and accidentally stomping on the accelerator. (I fear your link has been changed, still, 2 for the price of one eh?). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,140 Posted March 1, 2021 26 minutes ago, En Passant said: And in 19 minutes, he's changed sex, become a student and trapped his, sorry her, head between her car and an exit payment machine by simultaneously scrabbling for a dropped credit card and accidentally stomping on the accelerator. (I fear your link has been changed, still, 2 for the price of one eh?). Nah, he posted the dropped credit card story a few weeks back IIRC. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
