welshman 31 Posted January 11, 2014 Huh? I'm not a troll. I genuinely thought it was December when they were saying he was done for. Didn't realise it was the first day or two in Jan. Don't feed the trolls, don't feed the trolls, don't feed the trolls, don't feed the trolls, don't feed the trolls, don't feed the trolls, don't feed the trolls, don't feed the trolls, 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted January 11, 2014 This one is already doing the rounds: Q. Why did Ariel Sharon lie in a coma for eight years? A. It took God that long to convince the devil to take him into hell. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tempus Fugit 214 Posted January 11, 2014 This one is already doing the rounds: Q. Why did Ariel Sharon lie in a coma for eight years? A. It took God that long to convince the devil to take him into hell. That joke would work if it weren't for the fact that Hell and the Devil in the context used aren't constructs of the Jewish faith. So anyone telling that joke is basically an ignorant numpty. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
charon 4,943 Posted January 11, 2014 This one is already doing the rounds: Q. Why did Ariel Sharon lie in a coma for eight years? A. It took God that long to convince the devil to take him into hell. That joke would work if it weren't for the fact that Hell and the Devil in the context used aren't constructs of the Jewish faith. So anyone telling that joke is basically an ignorant numpty. ^^^ and that only works if we assume the Jews are correct,, 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BrunoBrimley 86 Posted January 11, 2014 Must say and admit I was kind of surprised to see him expire this way. After all that time in his coma I was hoping for him to open his eyes one last time and maybe even do one last hava nagila dance just like the old days. You will be missed Ariel Sharon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest NekroNeko Posted January 11, 2014 Goodnight sweet prince Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted January 12, 2014 Huh? I'm not a troll. I genuinely thought it was December when they were saying he was done for. Didn't realise it was the first day or two in Jan. I can confirm there was no news of his final decline before january 1. I made a point of googling his name almost every day to see if there was any news on his condition and I saw nothing before jan 1st Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Dead Wait 1,129 Posted January 12, 2014 Huh? I'm not a troll. I genuinely thought it was December when they were saying he was done for. Didn't realise it was the first day or two in Jan. I can confirm there was no news of his final decline before january 1. I made a point of googling his name almost every day to see if there was any news on his condition and I saw nothing before jan 1st Is this two different guests or is there some multi personality split here - one of these comments contradicts the other!? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 6,101 Posted January 12, 2014 Huh? I'm not a troll. I genuinely thought it was December when they were saying he was done for. Didn't realise it was the first day or two in Jan. I can confirm there was no news of his final decline before january 1. I made a point of googling his name almost every day to see if there was any news on his condition and I saw nothing before jan 1st Is this two different guests or is there some multi personality split here - one of these comments contradicts the other!? Same troll Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Douglaz9741 0 Posted January 12, 2014 He did not live a boring life that's for sure Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Youth in Asia 1,086 Posted January 12, 2014 This one is already doing the rounds: Q. Why did Ariel Sharon lie in a coma for eight years? A. It took God that long to convince the devil to take him into hell. That joke would work if it weren't for the fact that Hell and the Devil in the context used aren't constructs of the Jewish faith. So anyone telling that joke is basically an ignorant numpty. That joke works if the person telling it and listening to it live in a society where the construct of devil and hell are recognised. It doesn't make any difference what Sharon himself believes as his opinion is not important, however if the person telling the joke was Jewish it wouldn't work (but presumably that could never happen as he wouldn't find it funny) 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 110 Posted January 12, 2014 I didn't know that his name was pronounced as "Sharone". There is no e in Sharon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest ARTHUR GRAPEFRUIT Posted January 13, 2014 Nothing at all funny about SHARON as a surname.... There are poor sods like footballer LILIAN THURAM who would find it worse as it's there first name.... Must have been hard as a kid... " Yoo hoo Lilian, come on inside and have your dinner ".. But of course you'd have toughened up just like that boy named SUE that Johhny Cash used to sing about.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Merlin Posted January 13, 2014 Just wondering how did Deathlist miss Ariel Sharon... such an obvious choice.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted January 16, 2014 The palestinians fired 2 rockets at his grave site shortly after the funeral.Israel retaliated by bombing Gaza. http://www.dailymail...earby-Gaza.html It's what Ariel would have wanted.. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ImNotHades 207 Posted March 10, 2016 isn't tagged DEAD bumped into this thread Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RoverAndOut 4,746 Posted March 10, 2016 isn't tagged DEAD bumped into this thread Just got very confused myself when I saw him in the list. 'Didn't he die...?' Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ImNotHades 207 Posted March 10, 2016 isn't tagged DEAD bumped into this thread Just got very confused myself when I saw him in the list. 'Didn't he die...?' yup, i was looking for politics thread and bumped into his and i saw he wasn't tagged dead so i just had to point that out Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,519 Posted March 10, 2016 Your contribution to this forum is immense and you will clearly be rewarded in the next life. Hopefully very soon. 3 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
ImNotHades 207 Posted March 10, 2016 total unnecessary sarcasm...... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Rotten Ali 600 Posted March 21, 2016 Yes, but if you insist in coming in here, armed with a pointy stick, then don't be suprised if a metaphorical heavy weight will be dropped on your head each time. Just to let you know, "The Crowd" round here have been partaking in this repartee for what appears to be half your lifetime. I advise a crash course in subtlety would not go amiss. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Whitehouse 872 Posted March 22, 2016 Has Peter Falk been tagged? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted March 23, 2016 Has Peter Falk been tagged? Dunno, forgot. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
