RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted December 7, 2011 Dear My Claus, sir I don't want a lot for Christmas. I am not greedy, if you just give me that old hag Margaret Thatcher dead, I am willing to donate any other gifts I receive to the charity of you choice. Thank you Damon Killian p.s. If you could do the same for Abdelbaset Ali Mohmed Al Megrahi, its would be very much appreciated Dear Damon, Since you have been a good boy all year, and Maggie has definitely been a very naughty little girl in her time, I have decided to grant your wish by giving her a free dinner voucher for Heston Blumenthal's Fat Duck this year: http://www.bbc.co.uk...kshire-16050546 Yours faithfully, Mr S. Claus North Pole Thank you Mr Claus Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted December 13, 2011 Some newspapers were reporting that Margaret Thatcher is 'open' to the idea of a state funeral: http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/2011/12/12/margaret-thatcher-approves-plan-for-state-funeral-costing-at-least-2m-86908-23628665/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted December 14, 2011 Some newspapers were reporting that Margaret Thatcher is 'open' to the idea of a state funeral: http://www.dailyreco...86908-23628665/ Ah, but is the state grave (or landfill, as I'd prefer) open yet? regards, Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Spade_Cooley 9,527 Posted December 21, 2011 http://epetitions.direct.gov.uk/petitions/18914 In keeping with the great lady's legacy, Margaret Thatcher's state funeral should be funded and managed by the private sector to offer the best value and choice for end users and other stakeholders. The undersigned believe that the legacy of the former PM deserves nothing less and that offering this unique opportunity is an ideal way to cut government expense and further prove the merits of liberalised economics Baroness Thatcher spearheaded 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Magere Hein 1,400 Posted December 21, 2011 In keeping with the great lady's legacy, Margaret Thatcher's state funeral should be funded and managed by the private sector to offer the best value and choice for end users and other stakeholders. The undersigned believe that the legacy of the former PM deserves nothing less and that offering this unique opportunity is an ideal way to cut government expense and further prove the merits of liberalised economics Baroness Thatcher spearheaded SN-word... regards, Hein Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fourty-two 1 Posted December 22, 2011 Hope they make her coffin here in China to further encourage free enterprise and capitalism, so she can still fight "communism". Why should the STATE pay for her "state funeral", that shit's for Commies. She's a Capitalist, a warrior of free enterprise and democracy yadda yadda yadda. This way, the funeral director can make money and upgrade his services in the spirit of capitalism. You know like how she made the hospitals upgrade their services..... and that the cheap coffin here in China, is made of Chinese paper a great invention, Fuck you Maggie May. Fuck you. HEe hee hee my 69th post. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
time 8,602 Posted December 22, 2011 (edited) http://epetitions.di...petitions/18914 In keeping with the great lady's legacy, Margaret Thatcher's state funeral should be funded and managed by the private sector to offer the best value and choice for end users and other stakeholders. The undersigned believe that the legacy of the former PM deserves nothing less and that offering this unique opportunity is an ideal way to cut government expense and further prove the merits of liberalised economics Baroness Thatcher spearheaded Where DL leads, the Guardian follows. Some people are not entirley happy with the sentiment mind... 22 December 2011 01:49PM Truly in keeping with her legacy - & her ideology - would be to have an obscenely expensive funeral paid for entirely only by the very poorest in society, with a "select" few of the sickest & most vulnerable in our country made to carry her coffin until they drop. No? Edited December 22, 2011 by Magere Hein URL to Grauniad forum user profile snipped Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted December 22, 2011 Speculation about the imminent death of Lady Thatcher has reached fever pitch. Funeral plans are in an advanced stage it seems. Stand by for an announcement at any time! http://www.google.co.uk/search?rlz=1C1ECBA_en-GBGB463GB463&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8&q=thatcher+funerqal#q=thatcher+funeral&hl=en&rlz=1C1ECBA_en-GBGB463GB463&prmd=imvnsu&source=univ&tbm=nws&tbo=u&sa=X&ei=G1vzToP9ErP44QSpwsGNCA&ved=0CEMQqAI&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.,cf.osb&fp=b7461940174ded2&biw=994&bih=636 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted December 22, 2011 Speculation about the imminent death of Lady Thatcher has reached fever pitch. Funeral plans are in an advanced stage it seems. Stand by for an announcement at any time! http://www.google.co...biw=994&bih=636 State funerals take some planning. This doesn't necessarily mean she is at death's door. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted December 24, 2011 Fingers crossed its D-Day for Thatch tomorrow. D for "DIE YOU OLD BINT" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
RIP Wee Jum 1,559 Posted December 25, 2011 Come on Thatch don't let me down Die you evil, old woman Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sympathyforthedevil 11 Posted December 25, 2011 Come on Thatch don't let me down Die you evil, old woman There's still New Years' Eve. Would be a great way to round off the year! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Davey Jones' Locker 1,324 Posted December 26, 2011 The petition is up to 16 000 signatures already! http://www.thejournal.ie/16k-people-sign-petition-asking-for-thatchers-funeral-to-be-privatised-312518-Dec2011/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sympathyforthedevil 11 Posted December 31, 2011 Come on you hag, die within the next 4 hours and give us all a merry new year! PS. apologies to those who may see this thread as recently updated and believe that Thatcher has already died. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SalmonMousse 25 Posted January 1, 2012 the grantham effect http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/politics/4027371/Margaret-Thatcher-The-ironing-lady.html http://www.isthatcherdeadyet.co.uk/ Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fourty-two 1 Posted January 7, 2012 Time for my line "FUCKING DIE YOU OLD HAG YOU OLD FUCKING DIRTY SHOE, FUCKING DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE SOME MORE DIE Fucking die drop dead dead, die. Embrace capitalism and afford your own moritican you fucking old cunt. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fourty-two 1 Posted January 7, 2012 http://fullcomment.nationalpost.com/2012/01/07/conrad-black-vindication-for-the-iron-lady/ Disgraced Canadian newsman, and British "Lord" despite never spending the formative years within British society, licks on the Frozen "pop" of the Hag (pun on Mag) of Hell. HELL HAG. FUCK YOU. Anyways you fucktard who fucked around with the Calgary Herald and National Post, why don't YOU pay for her funeral? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted January 7, 2012 Time for my line "FUCKING DIE YOU OLD HAG YOU OLD FUCKING DIRTY SHOE, FUCKING DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE SOME MORE DIE Fucking die drop dead dead, die. Embrace capitalism and afford your own moritican you fucking old cunt. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. You need to see a doctor...get some valium or something... 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sympathyforthedevil 11 Posted January 7, 2012 http://fullcomment.n...-the-iron-lady/ Disgraced Canadian newsman, and British "Lord" despite never spending the formative years within British society, licks on the Frozen "pop" of the Hag (pun on Mag) of Hell. HELL HAG. FUCK YOU. Anyways you fucktard who fucked around with the Calgary Herald and National Post, why don't YOU pay for her funeral? Conrad Black's nose does seem to be exceptionally brown. I wonder why he thinks people will respect Thatcher because a convicted fraudster says she was good? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
fourty-two 1 Posted January 9, 2012 Time for my line "FUCKING DIE YOU OLD HAG YOU OLD FUCKING DIRTY SHOE, FUCKING DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE SOME MORE DIE Fucking die drop dead dead, die. Embrace capitalism and afford your own moritican you fucking old cunt. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. You need to see a doctor...get some valium or something... >>> But but but, how CAN I go see a doctor? I'm a poooor bastard, and can't afford medication and medical treatments, thanks to Margo here. DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE Just die you old old shoe die! Maggie stole my milk too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Guest Posted January 13, 2012 (edited) Reports say that Margaret Thatcher is now m ostly confined to bed and can no longer recognise her own son and daughter. It seems she is nearing the end.The mood m usic is that she might only have months left at most.Question is wil she make it to 2013? Seems less than 50-50 right now.but she's a tough old bird and may surprise us one more time Edited January 13, 2012 by Magere Hein Moved from topic "Ideas And Possibilities For 2013" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
maryportfuncity 10,646 Posted January 13, 2012 I'll be venturing into The Iron Lady tonight, as my mate pointed out, "I'll bet nobody's ventured into her since she had her twins!" 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Phantom 2,533 Posted January 13, 2012 Reports say that Margaret Thatcher is now m ostly confined to bed and can no longer recognise her own son and daughter. It seems she is nearing the end.The mood m usic is that she might only have months left at most.Question is wil she make it to 2013? Seems less than 50-50 right now.but she's a tough old bird and may surprise us one more time Where is the source for these "reports" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,233 Posted January 13, 2012 It may be pleasing to both camps if she dies in the summer of 2012. She probably wouldn't be granted a state funeral considering celebrations for the Olympics and Diamond Jubilee will be under way, which means she could be buried with some degree of dignity (ie less protesting). Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Toast 16,140 Posted January 13, 2012 Yes, it would be a good time to bury bad news. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
