Boudicca 702 Posted November 4, 2005 Is anyone else completely pissed off? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paul Bearer 5,664 Posted November 4, 2005 The nearest we get to fireworks in my village is when a car backfires Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 137 Posted November 4, 2005 Our local council decided to hold a display tonight, the F******g things have been going off all night, my dog is terrified and I am in danger of going deaf as I've had to turn Rammstein on full blast to drown out the noise, we have to go through it all again tomorrow night Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted November 4, 2005 Who's that Blair Guy? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 137 Posted November 4, 2005 Who's that Blair Guy? That sounds like a great idea Boudicca, burn him! Just a little bit too much info about his 'impressive manhood' Something I really didn't need to know. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,143 Posted November 4, 2005 Yes, fireworks are nothing but an annoyance. The vast majority of them are sold to neds/chavs who blow things up with them. Which is fairly annoying. I was telling Boudicca a few days ago that there was an incident in my town where someone decided it would be a good idea to stick a firework though a letterbox. The local paper (crime desk section) reported extensive damage to the letter box and burns to the door. Yes, I do live in an exciting town. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lady Grendel 137 Posted November 4, 2005 Yes, fireworks are nothing but an annoyance. The vast majority of them are sold to neds/chavs who blow things up with them. Which is fairly annoying. I was telling Boudicca a few days ago that there was an incident in my town where someone decided it would be a good idea to stick a firework though a letterbox. The local paper (crime desk section) reported extensive damage to the letter box and burns to the door. Yes, I do live in an exciting town. It's postboxes round here the neds put the fireworks in, the Royal Mail has to clamp a shutter over them now, so there is only enough room to post a letter. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted November 4, 2005 Who's that Blair Guy? That sounds like a great idea boudicca, burn him! Just a little bit too much info about his 'impressive manhood' Something I really didn't need to know. We're all about lowering the Tone. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Boudicca 702 Posted November 4, 2005 ..there was an incident in my town where someone decided it would be a good idea to stick a firework though a letterbox.. Does that paper often have "Lost Cat!" on the front page? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
in eternum+ 20 Posted November 4, 2005 Being away from England at this point in time is great! Nary a firework have I heard. The thing that bothers me about the whole fireworks issue is not fireworks on the night, it's that they start about a fortnight before the 5th, and then seem to continue on well into mid-November! That, and when people set them off in the middle of the night. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
in eternum+ 20 Posted November 4, 2005 The boards clock appears tio have gone wonky again. Yes, the whole thing seems to be acting a bit funny - must be the myriad visitors Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,143 Posted November 5, 2005 No but in the regional paper (the Press and Journal(I think)) there was article about a firework being tied to a wee dogs leg. It killed the dog dead. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest I want to build a time machine&# Posted November 5, 2005 So I can go back to 1950 and live the rest of my life in peace. I am sick of Chavs, bloody fireworks, trick or treaters, telesales callers, Tony Blair and people in general (present company excepted!) Burn them all on the mother of all Bonfires! With that two faced scum sucking hypocrite Blair as the Guy on the top. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest alive as hell Posted November 5, 2005 well u all makin jokes about sick or dyin ppl so u might as well go to hell I mean drop dead hope that some fireworks will tear u apart mother***kers Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Banshees Scream 107 Posted November 5, 2005 well u all makin jokes about sick or dyin pplso u might as well go to hell I mean drop dead hope that some fireworks will tear u apart mother***kers A give you credit, but a joke as that should be saved for an occation such a July 4th? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Slimeoid Necrophile Posted November 5, 2005 well u all makin jokes about sick or dyin pplso u might as well go to hell I mean drop dead hope that some fireworks will tear u apart mother***kers Are you a member of the Bee Gees? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Entropy 5 Posted November 5, 2005 Oh, brilliant, a bunch of obstreperous guests. I suppose Windsor will be blaming me for them next. So I can go back to 1950 and live the rest of my life in peace. You mean, apart from minor details like polio, the Korean war, the imminent threat of nuclear annihilation, and that sort of thing? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captain Oates 21 Posted November 5, 2005 The silly fireworks season reminded me of this, which, I am almost certain, has appeared previously, somewhere in these pages, therefore, as I don't have time to look for the original posting, I ask the contributor to accept my apologies and thanks. (That looks like too many commas but might even be correct; Now it's time for a semi-colon!) Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Guest Time Traveler Posted November 5, 2005 Oh, brilliant, a bunch of obstreperous guests. I suppose Windsor will be blaming me for them next. So I can go back to 1950 and live the rest of my life in peace. You mean, apart from minor details like polio, the Korean war, the imminent threat of nuclear annihilation, and that sort of thing? I said "Live My Life". Couldn't care less about the Korean War, just another American Blood Fest. Polio wouldn't affect me, and we didn't get nuked did we so nothing to worry about. Nuff said Mr Chav Lover? If you like modern life, you are welcome to it. Personally I think it stinks. Never mind Nostodamus, i'm with George Orwell. And I'm not a guest I am Mr Magoo, just couldn't be arsed logging on on my laptop. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Harvester Of Souls 40 Posted November 5, 2005 just couldn't be arsed logging on on my laptop. I concur, Monsieur Magoo. It's a terrible clean up job and the smell hangs around for weeks. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Windsor 2,143 Posted November 5, 2005 Oh, brilliant, a bunch of obstreperous guests. I suppose Windsor will be blaming me for them next. Oh no Elspeth, I think I know who is responsible for that one. A former friend of mine. Last night I was accused of being jealous of a diabetic because he has a natural way of dying. I was confused too. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
