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May I add the A**hole(s) who sets fireworks off after 11pm outside my house to the deathlist next year please! ;)

 

..... I dont swear as a rule but on this occasion the rule must be broken!

 

Regards,

 

:o Vienna

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May I add the A**hole(s) who sets fireworks off after 11pm outside my house to the deathlist next year please!  :P

 

..... I dont swear as a rule but on this occasion the rule must be broken!

 

Regards,

 

;) Vienna

xxxx

You are lucky it was only 11pm, we had them going off at 4am this morning :o

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May I add the A**hole(s) who sets fireworks off after 11pm outside my house to the deathlist next year please!  :D

 

..... I dont swear as a rule but on this occasion the rule must be broken!

 

Regards,

 

;) Vienna

xxxx

You are lucky it was only 11pm, we had them going off at 4am this morning :o

Lady Grendel... they may of been still at it at 4am here but I'd taken my pethidene by then to even care what they did..... my sympathies are with you and lets hope a complete ban on public sales of fireworks!

 

Regards

 

 

 

:P Vienna

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May I add the A**hole(s) who sets fireworks off after 11pm outside my house to the deathlist next year please!  :P

 

..... I dont swear as a rule but on this occasion the rule must be broken!

 

Regards,

 

;) Vienna

xxxx

You are lucky it was only 11pm, we had them going off at 4am this morning :o

Lady Grendel... they may of been still at it at 4am here but I'd taken my pethidene by then to even care what they did..... my sympathies are with you and lets hope a complete ban on public sales of fireworks!

 

Regards

 

 

 

:P Vienna

xxxxx

I couldn't agree more :D Vienna, I've got a 10 stone quivering dog under my computer desk at the moment, if I could get my hands on the A**hole(s) setting the fireworks off I'd stick them right up their A**es!

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well u all makin jokes about sick or dyin ppl

so u might as well go to hell

I mean drop dead

hope that some fireworks will

tear u apart

mother***kers

Nice guy..... probably the 4am firework a**hole!

 

Just who is sick here? The people on the list are old, ill or put their lives in danger because of a cause so death is inevitable or likely but this guy wants to wipe out about 750 people with fireworks? :o

 

Oh yeah and have some respect for our mothers!!!

 

;) VIENNA

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When I were a lad you used to have the police round if you had a party going on 'til the early hours. I seriously think you should be able to summon them if people are still letting fireworks off after midnight (except on New Year's Eve, allow an extra half hour or so then). It seems that just as one household has finally exhausted its supply, another lot is getting started.

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When I were a lad you used to have the police round if you had a party going on 'til the early hours. I seriously think you should be able to summon them if people are still letting fireworks off after midnight (except on New Year's Eve, allow an extra half hour or so then). It seems that just as one household has finally exhausted its supply, another lot is getting started.

It is illegal to set them off after 11pm, except for Bonfire Night and Hogmanay when the curfew is 12pm, that may only be in Scotland though. Not that it stops the B*****ds, by the time the police actually send someone out to investigate, the perpretators are long gone. In parts of Glasgow firefighters are getting a police escort tonight as the new sport among neds/chavs seems to be 'attack a fireman', earlier this year a toddler was shot dead in Glasgow by an idiot shooting an air gun at firemen.

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The most depressing thing I have discovered is that out of all the music I have played for my dog, AC/DC, Whitesnake,Alice Cooper,Dio and Rammstein, Pink Floyd's 'The Wall' seems to work the best, he is snoozing soundly to 'Comfortably Numb' while fireworks are still going off around us, perhaps PF could get vets to sell their CD's next year instead of pills!

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Guest Revelations

Anyone letting off fireworks after 11pm should be sent to work in Iraq as a security guard for 12 months. That would cure the bastards' love of loud noises.

Lets start rounding up the chavs & hoodies now and start some square bashing so that they will be ready for the coming conscription needed after we go into Iran with America following the soon to come Israeli air strikes and subsequent turmoil.

 

 

And the seven headed serpent shall rise up with the great satan and send the hooded spotty ones to spill their blood on the soil of Babylon.

And there was a great rejoicing throught the land, for anyone found with the mark of the beast (Burberry) was cast into the great pit.

 

Revelations 22.11.5

 

 

I wish.... :o

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I found a pretty decent remedy to the annoyance of non-stop fireworks -we spent the weekend in Paris. (no, not the rioting suburbs, but the un-fire-bombed (and expensive) centre).

 

I highly recommend it to you for future years.

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They keep giving me flashbacks to the time I was in 'Nam.

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Mt Tumbledown for me, although I'm not afflicted with the nervous reactions some ex-squaddies mention. Mainly because the Argentinian artillery, such as it was, didn't sound as loud as fireworks so there's no deja vu around this time of year. Maybe if people let off fireworks and threw a handful of peat.....

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I was gang raped by aliens 15 years ago on guy fawkes night, they used the fireworks as cover for their space ship landing in my back garden in Bromley.

 

Every time I hear a firework explode, my bottom tightens and I go weak at the knees <_<

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<_< It must have taken them thousands of years to get here ... I wonder how they knew they were going to arrive on the 5th of November? :angry:

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(I like fireworks)

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(I like fireworks)

Me too. As long as they are not in my neighborhood. :P

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well u all makin jokes about sick or dyin ppl

so u might as well go to hell

I mean drop dead

hope that some fireworks will

tear u apart

mother***kers

Are you a member of the Bee Gees?

:)

Round of applause from the C'sND household for that one! :P;)

 

I think we should see if we can get them to release it as a single in time for Christmas.

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I was gang raped by aliens 15 years ago on guy fawkes night, they used the fireworks as cover for their space ship landing in my back garden in Bromley.

 

Every time I hear a firework explode, my bottom tightens and I go weak at the knees :o

You too?

 

I'm not mad after all! :D

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Hoo-bloody-ray! Fireworks on public sale for the final time here and dutifully I'll be putting on a splendid (as splendid as twenty bucks worth can be)back lawn display. Hopefully the gunjalings are old enough to remember that which I remember so fondly from my childhood, dad half-pissed and pretending second degree burns don't hurt. Happy days.

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How many countries in the world, apart from good old Blighty, build bonfires at this time of the year? Do the Scots and Welsh build bonfires on November 5? Do the Aussies and New Zealanders. Do they celebrate Papal demise in New England? What about the Indians? I suppose they throw the wife in.

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