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30 minutes ago, Dalai Lama said:

I’m Immortal.

 

Hi immortal. I’m Joey Russ.

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5 hours ago, Dalai Lama said:

I’m Immortal.

 

No you're not. 

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6 hours ago, Paul Bearer said:

No you're not. 

Watch him be my next hit. ;):P lol

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12 hours ago, Dalai Lama said:

I’m Immortal.

 

 

 

Yeah, we know

 

But you're doubtless aware that the current human body you inhabit is worth points to the rest of us one day

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I am the oldest leader in office since 1939.

My record is impossible to beat.

My name is the Dalai Lama the best forever.

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1 hour ago, Dalai Lama said:

I am the oldest leader in office since 1939.

My record is impossible to beat.

My name is the Dalai Lama the best forever.

 

Fuck up, Tenzin.

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On 12/02/2018 at 19:46, The Quim Reaper said:

 

Fuck up, Tenzin.

Tenzin Gyatso request forgiveness.

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Dalai Lama forever the best.

 

Tenzin.

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18 hours ago, Dalai Lama said:

Dalai Lama forever the best.

 

Tenzin.

And forever banned.

 

Paul

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1 hour ago, Paul Bearer said:

And forever banned.

 

Paul

Aye, ironically - mind - such creatures have a habit of reincarnating. 

 

He'll be back in another guise

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2 hours ago, msc said:

 

Very good read. Spoiler alert, here's a seminal quote from Chapter 7: The Post Africa Years:

 

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Fuck you Kirk Douglas, die you fuck stupid monkey bitch. Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck Kirk Douglas. I'm not a psychopat, I'm Buddhist. Fuck fuck fuck Kirk Douglas bitch. My name is Dalai Lama, forever the best.

 

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6 minutes ago, Joey Russ said:

Not sure of the credibility of the source, but if it’s true, then the Dalai Lama is terminally ill with prostate cancer:skull:

Actually, maybe he’s just claiming to have cancer because he’s so upset that he got banned from the forums...

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The Quint reported fake news many times over the years.

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15 minutes ago, drol said:

The Quint reported fake news many times over the years.

That’s what I thought. Although, looking at the search results for Dalai Lama cancer does bring up some interesting stuff...

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83 today!  :birthday:

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33 minutes ago, Clorox Bleachman said:

83 today!  :birthday:

Ned Beatty and Dalai Lama have the 'same birthday'?
Never seen them both in the same place at the same time.  Just sayin.

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3 minutes ago, Sir Creep said:

Ned Beatty and Dalai Lama have the 'same birthday'?
Never seen them both in the same place at the same time.  Just sayin.

 

George Bush Jr too.

 

All these people sharing msc's birthday. Clearly a day of importance. :D

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Happy birthday @msc! I'm going to guess at 37 today!

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6 minutes ago, YoungWillz said:

Happy birthday @msc! I'm going to guess at 37 today!

 

Ta. And close enough! :D

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3 hours ago, Clorox Bleachman said:

83 today!  :birthday:

 

 

FFS - He's centuries old (which is why he's the Dalai Llama). His body is 83.

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8 minutes ago, maryportfuncity said:

FFS - He's centuries old (which is why he's the Dalai Llama). His body is 83.

 

Ah, all right then.

 

627 today!  :birthday:

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