The Hartlepool Deadlypool

[Death Impends 7,953]

I'll be sending mine within the hour. Actually make that now.

[maryportfuncity 10,639]

Not impressed this year - seven dead, but in the wrong order, here comes the line-up to rectify the mistakes, or summat!

 

Ten Stiff Bowling 2013

1 - Jiromen Kimura

2 – Sir Henry Cecil

3 – Clive James

4 – Van Cliburn

5 – Grace Jones

6 – Reverend Reginald Dean

7 – Michael Winner

8 – Ronnie Biggs

9 – Zsa Zsa Gabor

10 – Margaret Thatcher

Sub

11 – Nelson Mandela

[Rotten Ali 600]

13 teams so far at the 2013 start line.

 

Getting close to a result for the 2012 game. Madame Defarge in prime position to gain an extra 50 points for initially being 13th and will gain 12th if we all stay hit less by tomorrow night.

 

So as 7pm, I'm still waiting for 6 returning 2012 teams:

 

Come on down:

Windsor, Estuarian Float, Tick Tock, angryGreatness, Magere Hein & Madame Defarge.

[Madame Defarge 21]

Sent it.

[Banshees Scream 110]

Who Knows

 

Sudhakar Chaturvedi

Lupita Tovar

Manoel de Oliveira

Rochus Misch

Dick Cheney

Verne Gagne

Boris Spassky

Fats Domino

Jerry Maren

Stephen Hawking

[Magere Hein 1,400]

Just entered Magere Hein's Couch Potatoes in PM to Rotten Ali.

 

regards,

Hein

[Eesti 151]

THD Tofoa

 

Nelson Mandela

Hugo Chavez

George H.W. Bush

Wojciech Jaruzelski

Michael Winner

Penny Marshall

Ronnie Biggs

Sir Henry Cecil

Clive James

Nancy Reagan

[Windsor 2,233]

Windsor the Troll entered yesterday via PM.

[Estuarian Float 97]

1. Nelson Mandela

2. Hugo Chavez

3. Van Cliburn

4. Jack Pardee

5. Hosni Mubarak

6. Stan Lee

7. Wojciech Jaruzelski

8. Bonnie Franklin

9. Superstar Billy Graham

10. Wilford Brimley

[Rotten Ali 600]

First of All

Congatulations to The Unknown Man - Winner of the HPDP 2012

 

Madame Defarge gets the 50 point bonus for finishing in 13th and climbs a place.

1st, The Unknown Man = 266 points.

2nd, Windsor = 239 points

3rd, Estuarian Float = 233 points.

4th, Maryportfuncity = 232 points.

5th, Bert Trautmann = 205 points.

6th, Godot = 184 points.

7th, Tick Tock = 168 points.

8th, DDT = 161 points.

9th, angryGreatness = 160.5points.

10th, Toast = 160 points.

11th, Magere Hein = 150 points.

12th, Madame Defarge 129 points.

13th, STAB in-the DARK = 124.5 points.

14th, msc = 67 points.

 

Best of luck for 2013 everyone.

[CaptainChorizo 1,977]

my team

 

1.Hugo Chavez

2.Damon Harris

3.Nelson Mandela

4.Sir Henry Cecil

5.Tinto Brass

6.Sandy Jardine

7.Clive James

8.Rex Barnett

9.Marcia Strassman

10.Piet De Jong

[Rotten Ali 600]

13 teams - not in alphabetical order

 

The Unknown Man's Ghouls of Despair = post number 513

Windsor the Troll = post number 513

Estuarian Float = post number 513

Maryportfuncity = post number 514

Bert Trautmann = post number 514

Godot = post number 514

Tick Tock = post number 515

DDT = post number. Toast = post number 515

Toast = post number 515

Magere Hein = post number 516

Madame Defarge post number 516

STAB in-the DARK = post number 516

msc = post number 516

 

 

10 teams - in alphabetical order

 

Banshees Scream "who knows" = post number 517

CaptainChorzio = post number 517

Dead Cow = post number 517

Death Impends = post number 519

EEsti THD Tofoa = post number 519

Grobler's Stiff Ones = post number 519

LFN = post number 520

Mr Potatoe's Heads = post number 520

The Engineer = post number 520

Time = post number 520

 

Which means angryGreatness is the only player from 2012 not returning.

[Rotten Ali 600]

The Unknown Man's Ghouls of Despair

 

50-45-__-__ Bonnie Franklin - 01/03/2013 + Hollywood Squares bonus of 27 points

45-40-45-40 Zsa Zsa Gabor

40-__-__-__ Van Cliburn - 27/02/2013

35-40-45-40 Clive James

30-35-40-35 Penny Marshall

25-30-35-30 Wojciech Jaruzelski

20-25-30-25 George H. W. Bush

15-20-25-20 Fidel Castro

10-15-20-__ Nelson Mandela 5/12/13

05-10-15-20 Luise Rainer

 

score = 40 + 45 + 27 + 20 = 132 points

 

 

 

 

Windsor the Troll

 

50-45-__-__ John Nkomo - 17/01/2013

45-40-45-40 John Derbyshire

40-__-__-__ Jo Bryant - died 12/01/13 ... +56 points if obit comes about. Edit 12/12/13 points now given.

35-40-45-40 Gough Whitlam

30-35-40-35 Wojciech Jaruzelski

25-30-35-30 George H. W. Bush

20-25-30-25 Leslie Phillips

15-20-25-20 Zsa Zsa Gabor

10-15-20-15 Jeremy Thorpe

05-10-15-__ Margaret Thatcher - 08/04/13 plus 27 bonus points

 

score = 56 + 45 + 15 + 27 for Thatcher = 143 pts

 

 

 

 

Esturian Float

 

50-45-40-35-30-__ Nelson Mandela 05/12/2013

45-40-35-__-__-__ Hugo Chavez - 05/03/2013

40-__-__-__-__-__ Van Cliburn - 27/02/2013

35-40-35-40-__-__ Jack Pardee - 01/04/2013

30-35-30-35-40-45 Hosni Mubarak

25-30-25-30-35-40 Stan Lee

20-25-20-25-30-35 Wojciech Jaruzelski

15-20-__-__-__-__ Bonnie Franklin - 01/03/2013 plus Hollywood Squares bonus 12 points

10-15-20-25-30-35 Superstar Billy Graham

05-10-15-20-25-30 Wilford Brimley

 

score = 40 + 20 + 12 + 35 + 40 + 30 = 177 points

[Rotten Ali 600]

Maryportfuncity - Ten Stiff Bowling 2013

 

50-45-40-35-30-25-__-__-__ Jiromen Kimura 12/06/2013

45-40-35-30-25-__-__-__-__ Sir Henry Cecil 11/06/2013

40-35-30-25-20-25-30-25-20 Clive James

35-30-25-__-__-__-__-__-__ Van Cliburn 27/02/2013

30-25-20-25-20-25-30-__-__ Grace Jones - 14/11/2013 plus unique bonus +2 = 12 points

25-__-__-__-__-__-__-__-__ Rev Reg Dean 06/01/2013 (unique bonus +2) 5x2=10 bonus

20-25-__-__-__-__-__-__-__ Michael Winner 21/01/2013

15-20-25-30-25-30-35-40-__ Ronnie Biggs

10-15-20-25-20-25-30-35-40 Zsa Zsa Gabor

05-10-15-20-__-__-__-__-__ Margaret Thatcher - 08/04/13 plus 36 bonus points

 

score = 35 +25 +25 +20 +36 +25 +25 +42 +40 = 273 points

 

 

 

 

Bert Trautmann

 

50-45-40-35-30-25-20-__-__-__ Jiroemon Kimura 12/06/2013

45-__-__-__-__-__-__-__-__-__ Koto Okubo - 12/01/2013 unique bonus =18pts

40-45-40-35-30-25-__-__-__-__ Henry Cecil - 11/06/2013

35-40-35-30-25-__-__-__-__-__ Jack Pardee - 1/04/2013

30-35-30-__-__-__-__-__-__-__ Bonnie Franklin - 01/03/2013 + 18 bonus points

25-30-25-30-25-30-35-40-35-30 Bob Dole

20-25-20-25-__-__-__-__-__-__ Hugo Chavez - 05/03/2013

15-20-15-20-25-30-35-40-__-__ Rochus Misch - 03/09/2013 + 24 bonus points

10-15-10-15-20-25-30-35-40-__ Nelson Mandela - 05/12/2013

05-10-__-__-__-__-__-__-__-__ Van Cliburn - 27/02/2013

 

score 63 + 10 + 48 + 25 + 25 + 25 + 25 +20 +40 +24 +40 = 320 points

 

 

 

 

Godot's finest

 

50-45-40-35 George H W Bush

45-40-35-30 Hosni Mubarak

40-35-30-25 Clive James

35-30-25-20 General Jaruselski

30-25-20-15 Guy Innes-Ker, 10th Duke of Roxburgh

25-20-__-__ Sir Henry Cecil - 11/06/2013

20-15-20-15 Richard Attenborough

15-__-__-__ Van Cliburn - 27/02/2013

10-15-20-__ Mark Chopper Read - 09/10/2013 plus 8 unique bonus points (4x2)

05-10-15-20 Bob Dole

 

score = 15 + 20 + 20 + 8 = 63 points

[Rotten Ali 600]

Tick Tock

 

50-45 Jimmy Hill

45-40 Dr John

40-__ Sir Henry Cecil - 11/06/2013

35-40 Glynis Johns

30-35 George Martin

25-30 Charles K Kao

20-25 Quincey Jones

15-20 Michael Aspel

10-15 Jack Charlton

05-10 Doris Day

 

score = 40 + bronze Potato Award of 10 points - total = 50 points

 

 

 

 

Devon Death Trip

 

50-45-40 King Abdullah of Saudi Arabia

45-40-35 Lord McAlpine

40-__-__ Hakimullah Mehsud - 01/11/2013 unique bonus, murder and crimes against humanity 96 points

35-40-35 Joseph Kony

30-35-30 Anthony Armstrong-Jones, Earl of Snowdon

25-30-25 Jean Ritchie (Folk Musician)

20-25-__ Doris Lessing + 10 unique bonus points 17/11/2013

15-20-25 Rabbi Lionel Blue

10-15-20 Iona Opie (Folklorist)

05-10-15 Lord Molyneux

 

Score = 40 + 96 + 35 = 171 points

 

 

 

 

Toast

 

50-45-40-35-30 George H.W. Bush

45-40-35-30-__ Nelson Mandela 05/12/2013

40-35-30-__-__ Henry Cecil - 11/06/2013

35-30-25-30-35 Cliff Michelmore

30-__-__-__-__ Princess Lilian of Sweden - 09/03/2013 + 12 bonus points

25-30-25-30-35 Richard Adams

20-25-20-25-30 Marguerite Patten

15-20-15-20-25 Stanley Baxter

10-15-10-15-20 Doreen Keogh

05-10-__-__-__ Frank Thornton - 16/03/2013 + 24 bonus points

 

score = 42 + 34 + 30 +30 = 136 points

[Rotten Ali 600]

Magere Hein's Couch Potatoes

 

50-__-__-__-__-__-__ Bonnie Franklin - 01/03/2013 + 30 bonus points

45-50-45-40-35-__-__ Rochus Misch - 03/09/2013 + 21 bonus points

40-45-40-35-30-35-30 General Jaruzelski

35-40-35-30-25-30-25 Clive James

30-35-30-25-20-25-20 George H.W. Bush

25-30-25-__-__-__-__ Jiroemon Kimura - 12/06/2013

20-25-__-__-__-__-__ Hugo Chávez - 05/03/2013

15-20-25-30-25-30-__ Nelson Mandela - 05/12/2013

10-15-20-25-__-__-__ Prince Friso of Orange-Nassau + 10 bonus points

05-10-15-20-25-30-35 Walter Scheel

 

score = 80 + 25 + 25 + 35 +35 +21 +30 = 251 points

 

 

 

 

Madame Defarge - The Bigger They Are, The Longer They Stall

 

50-45-40-35 Ian Paisley

45-40-35-30 George H.W. Bush

40-35-30-__ Nelson Mandela - 05/12/2013

35-30-25-30 Hosni Mubarek

30-25-20-25 Robert Mugabe

25-20-15-20 Prince Philip

20-15-10-15 Dick Cheney

15-10-05-10 Fidel Castro

10-__-__-__ Ed Koch - 01/02/2013 (+ 4 bonus points)

05-10-__-__ Margaret Thatcher - 08/04/13 plus 18 bonus points

 

score = 14 + 10 + 18 + 30 = 72points

 

 

 

 

STAB in-the DARK

 

50-45-40-35-30-25-__ Nelson Mandela - 05/12/2013

45-__-__-__-__-__-__ John Nkomo - 17/01/2013

40-45-40-35-30-25-30 Zsa Zsa Gabor

35-40-35-__-__-__-__ Hugo Chavez - 05/03/2013

30-35-30-35-30-25-30 Gough Whitlam

25-30-25-30-25-20-25 Clive James

20-25-20-25-20-__-__ Henry Cecil - 11/06/2013

15-20-15-20-15-20-25 Penny Marshall

10-15-__-__-__-__-__ Michael Winner - 21/01/2013

05-10-15-20-__-__-__ Margaret Thatcher - 08/04/13 plus 36 bonus points

 

score 45+15 +35 +20 +36 +20 +25 = 196 pts

 

 

 

msc

 

50-45 George H W Bush

45-__ Erich Priebke - 10/10/2013 unique & crimes against humanity (9x2). = 18x3 = 56pts

40-45 Sandy Jardine

35-40 James Lovelock

30-35 Asa Briggs

25-30 Donald Sinden

20-25 Major John Freeman

15-20 Chapman Pincher

10-15 Renee Asherson

05-10 James Garner

 

score = 45 + 56 = 101pts + plus the high ho Silver Potato award of 15 points. Total = 116pts.

[Rotten Ali 600]

Banshees Scream - Who Knows?

 

50-45 Sudhakar Chaturvedi

45-40 Lupita Tovar

40-35 Manoel de Oliveira

35-__ Rochus Misch - 03/09/2013 + 21 bonus points

30-35 Dick Cheney

25-30 Verne Gagne

20-25 Boris Spassky

15-20 Fats Domino

10-15 Jerry Maren

05-10 Stephen Hawking

 

score = 35 +21 = 56 plus the Golden Wonder Award of 50 points for having the best choice of team members.

Total = 106 points

 

 

 

 

CaptainChorizo

 

50-45-__-__-__-__ Hugo Chavez - 05/03/2013

45-__-__-__-__-__ Damon Harris - 18/02/2013

40-45-50-45-40-__ Nelson Mandela - 05/12/2013

35-40-45-__-__-__ Sir Henry Cecil - 11/06/2013

30-35-40-45-40-45 Tinto Brass

25-30-35-40-35-40 Sandy Jardine

20-25-30-35-30-35 Clive James

15-20-25-30-__-__ Rex Barnett - 11/06/2013 - plus unique bonus 12 points.

10-15-20-25-30-35 Marcia Strassman

05-10-15-20-25-30 Piet De Jong

 

score = (45 basic + 2 points unique(x9) [18 bonus] =63) +45 +45 +42 +40 = 235

 

 

 

 

Dead Cow

 

50-45-__ Nelson Mandela - 05/12/2013

45-40-45 Frank Lucas

40-__-__ Margaret Thatcher - 08/04/13 plus 72 bonus points

35-40-45 June Brown

30-35-40 Patrick Stewart

25-30-35 Glen Campbell

20-25-30 Lindsay Lohan

15-20-25 George H.W Bush

10-15-20 Ian Mckellen

05-10-15 Bruce Forsyth

 

score = 112 + 45 = 157points

[time 8,586]

Sent mine in yesterday (by PM). I think they were all still alive.

[Rotten Ali 600]

Death Impends

 

50-45-40-__-__-__-__ Henry Cecil - 11/06/2013

45-40-__-__-__-__-__ Hugo Chavez - 05/03/2013

40-35-40-45-__-__-__ Jiroemon Kimura - 12/06/2013

35-30-35-40-45-__-__ Rochus Misch - 03/09/2013 plus 27 bonus points

30-25-30-35-40-45-__ Mikhail Kalashnikov - 23/12/13 plus 3 bonus points for crimes against humanity.

25-20-25-30-35-40-45 Bashar al-Assad

20-15-20-25-30-35-40 Nanette Fabray

15-10-15-20-25-30-35 Rose Marie

10-05-10-15-20-25-30 Helmut Kohl

05-__-__-__-__-__-__ Michael Winner - 21/01/2013

 

score = 5 + 40 + 40 + 45 +45 +27 +48 = 250 points

 

 

 

 

EestiTHD Tofoa

 

50-45-40-35-__-__ Nelson Mandela - 05/12/2013

45-40-__-__-__-__ Hugo Chavez - 05/03/2013

40-35-40-35-40-35 George H.W. Bush

35-30-35-30-35-30 Wojciech Jaruzelski

30-__-__-__-__-__ Michael Winner - 21/01/2013

25-30-35-30-35-30 Penny Marshall

20-25-30-25-30-__ Ronnie Biggs

15-20-25-__-__-__ Sir Henry Cecil - 11/06/2013

10-15-20-25-30-35 Clive James

05-10-15-20-25-30 Nancy Reagan

 

score = 30pts + 40pts +25pts +35pts +30 = 160 points

 

 

 

 

Grobler's Stiff Ones

 

50-45-40-__-__ Ronald Coase - 03/09/2013 unique bonus 16pts

45-__-__-__-__ Hugo Chavez - 05/03/2013

40-45-40-45-40 Queen Fabiola

35-40-35-40-35 Zsa Zsa Gabor

30-35-30-35-__ Nelson Mandela - 05/12/2013

25-30-25-30-35 Peter Pritchard OBE (EABF trustee)

20-25-20-25-30 Nancy Reagan

15-20-15-20-25 Richard Gordon

10-15-10-15-20 Lewis Gilbert

05-10-__-__-__ Anna Wing - 07/07/2013 plus 4 bonus points

 

score = 45 + 14 + 56 +35 = 150 points

[Rotten Ali 600]

Lord Fellatio Nelson - The Wankers Arms PH

 

50-45-40 Eusebio

45-40-35 Kirk Douglas

40-35-30 Roger Moore

35-30-25 Clifton James

30-25-20 Jake Lamotta

25-20-15 Louis Jourdan

20-15-__ Mikhail Kalashnikov plus 3 bonus points for crimes against humanity.

15-10-15 P.D James

10-05-10 Carol Channing

05-__-__ Patty Andrews - 30/01/2013

 

score = 5 + 18 points plus 5 more for the wooden spoon award. Total = 28 points.

 

 

 

 

Mr Potatoe's Heads

 

50-__-__-__ Hugo Chavez - 05/03/2013

45-50-45-40 George HW Bush

40-45-40-__ Nelson Mandela 05/12/2013

35-40-35-40 King of Thailand

30-35-30-35 Prince Phillip

25-30-25-30 Jimmy Carter

20-25-__-__ Mrs Thatcher - 08/04/2013 plus 45 bonus points

15-20-25-30 Gen. Jaruzelski

10-15-20-25 Jalal Talabani

05-10-15-20 Clive James

 

score = 50 +25 +45 +40 = 160 points

 

 

 

 

The Engineer - Sovereign-Reaper

 

50-__-__-__-__-__ Patty Andrews - 30/01/2013

45-50-45-40-35-30 Superstar Billy Graham

40-45-40-35-30-__ Ronnie Biggs

35-40-35-__-__-__ Henry Cecil - 11/06/2013

30-35-__-__-__-__ Margaret Thatcher - 08/04/2013 plus 63 bonus points

25-30-35-40-35-40 Lindsey Lohan

20-25-30-35-30-35 Jim Bowen

15-20-25-30-__-__ Bernie Nolan - 04/07/13 plus 24 bonus points

10-15-20-25-30-35 Saif Gaddafi

05-10-15-20-25-30 Stephen Hawking

 

score = 50 +35 +63 +35 + 54 + 30 = 267 points

 

 

 

 

Time

 

50-45-40-35 George H W Bush

45-40-__-__ Jiroemon Kimura - 12/06/2013

40-35-40-35 Carl Reiner

35-30-35-30 Vera Lynn

30-25-30-25 Kirk Douglas

25-__-__-__ Patty Andrews - 30/01/2013

20-25-30-25 Al Molinaro

15-20-25-20 B B King

10-15-20-__ Eydie Gorme - 10/08/2013 + 8 unique pick bonus points (2x4=8)

05-10-15-20 Efrem Zimbalist Jr

 

score = 25 + 40 + 28 = 93 points

[Rotten Ali 600]

Current Score Board:

 

Everyone is in the lead...

[Rotten Ali 600]

First score to Maryport - 35 points - well done...

Everyone else =2nd on 0 points.

[maryportfuncity 10,639]

First score to Maryport - 35 points - well done...

Everyone else =2nd on 0 points.

 

Hmm, not the result I was hoping for, mind. Reg Dean was sixth on my list. Etta James (9th on last year's list) did me no favours dying first.

[Bert Trautmann 58]

My 2nd pick Koto Okubo has died, was sort of relying on Kimura dying first so that she'd become the oldest living person but since she's gone first the obituary is in doubt (hopefully she'll get one for being the oldest living woman).

[maryportfuncity 10,639]

My 2nd pick Koto Okubo has died, was sort of relying on Kimura dying first so that she'd become the oldest living person but since she's gone first the obituary is in doubt (hopefully she'll get one for being the oldest living woman).

 

Fairly confident summat will come up in that regard. That's two of my Pussy Perishes Last theme team for DDP gone already.